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  • 2MuchMark
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    • Aug 2004
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    #1

    Hummer driver = Douchbag

    I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
  • SleazyDream
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    • Jul 2001
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    #2
    but but but but but - did she say HUMMER!!!! and give him a blowjob?
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    • Spunky
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      • Jun 2002
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      #3
      Maybe she was jealous

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      • mrjoint
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        #4
        Some jealous fugly bitch. Fuck her.
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        • area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE
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          #5
          I would have called her a psycho and told her to fuck off.

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          • baddog
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            • Apr 2001
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            #6
            Originally posted by Spunky
            Maybe she was jealous
            Obviously.

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            • WebCashMaker
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              • Feb 2008
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              #7
              What color was the Hummer ?




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              • PornMD
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                • Jan 2007
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                #8
                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
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                • Jman
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                  • Sep 2003
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                  #9
                  Dumb girls... I am sure If you'd offer these chicks a ride in a stretch Explorer limo they would be all over it.
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                  • Jakez
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                    #10
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                    • Sly
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                      • Sep 2004
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                      #11
                      I'm sure none of those girls would turn down a trip in a private jet.
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                      • WarChild
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                        • Jan 2003
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                        #12
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                        • amateurbfs
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                          #13
                          clearly they needed face punches

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                          • PenisFace
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                            • Oct 2003
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                            #14
                            they sound like skanks, but hummers are for dickless shiteaters anyway. IF you're going to get 11mpg, at least do it in a sports car that isn't a stupid piece of shit based on some sub par SUV chassis.

                            The best part about hummer owners (this goes for h2 and h3's)? They have no idea that their H2 is a chevy tahoe with different body panels, or that their h3 is a god damned colorado pickup truck. One of the worst pickup trucks ever.

                            Have to hand it to GM though, making people think that they were actually buying a hummer.

                            What, me bitter? No way. Well maybe just a bit, since an h2 driven by a bro hit and ran my old car. he knocked his font plate off in the process, leaving it next to my destroyed car. suffice to say, the police had no problem finding him and his bro mobile. I hope he enjoys his huge insurance premiums that came about as a result of him "not being used to the width of his vehicle". And the charge of leaving the scene of an accident.
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                            • Coup
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                              I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
                              awesome.

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                              • Poindexterity
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                                • Feb 2008
                                • 882

                                #16
                                she took it easy on him.
                                fuck hummer=douchebag.
                                in my book, hummer=traitor.
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                                • ErectMedia
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                                  • Aug 2004
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                                  #17
                                  a lot of vandalism happens on those at the dealerships and on owners in the form of spray paint.

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                                  • mgtarheels
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                                    #18
                                    As I just posted in the other thread, I owned an H2 for just myself and my girlfriend. You all can suck my cock. 8)

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                                    • DatingGold
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                                      #19
                                      I think she has the problem.. maybe he just likes hummers
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                                      • onwebcam
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                                        #20
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                                        • BaldBastard
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                                          • Jan 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Is there another vehicle that says Wanker more clearly?

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                                          • dav3
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                                            • May 2007
                                            • 7348

                                            #22
                                            'Fugly gas guzzler.'

                                            So far no one has proven her wrong. Her delivery may have been off, but she has a point that they are inefficient, ugly and dooshy people are usually driving them.
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                                            • Amputate Your Head
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                                              #23
                                              I don't support the Hummer, but I would have told her to go fuck herself.
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                                              • ottopottomouse
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                                                • Jan 2010
                                                • 13177

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
                                                Just jelous. I expect they made his ego swell up to the size of a baby elephant with the attention
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                                                • Raf1
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Jack Sparrow
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                                                    #26
                                                    And then they drove off with their 12yr old nissan burning the ozon layer a mile at a time.

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                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                      #27
                                                      I'd have knocked her down....


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                                                      • Babaganoosh
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • punkpred
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                          Maybe she was jealous
                                                          Without doubt
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                                                          • Catalyst
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                                                            #30
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                                                            • seeandsee
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                                                              #31
                                                              There is one Hummer in my city, and it's yellow color, and you can't miss him on drive way!

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                                                              • fris
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
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                                                                • BlackCrayon
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  hummers are for homos.
                                                                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                                                                  • woj
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                    they sound like skanks, but hummers are for dickless shiteaters anyway. IF you're going to get 11mpg, at least do it in a sports car that isn't a stupid piece of shit based on some sub par SUV chassis.
                                                                    very true
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                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      thats kinda fucking lame

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                                                                      • Jman
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                                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Yet the chicks where wearing leather shoes and makeup and hair spray... I am not a fan of hummers but come on... If you want to point your finger at someone, make sure you are fucking kosher.
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                                                                        • PenisFace
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                                          I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.

                                                                          In other words, she's just trying to feel cool by jumping on the bandwagon. (unless she says the same thing to the guy's driving around all day in pickup trucks that don't need them for work)

                                                                          I would have called her a stupid cunt and told her to to step her hippy ass away from the vehicle.
                                                                          I believe hummers get 11mpg in the city, and something equally stupid like 12 or 13 on the highway. F150's, while still exceptionally horrible on gas thanks to a lack of a diesel option, still manage much better mileage numbers. And they are actually useful.

                                                                          Honestly, I don't care about the fact that they get shit mileage, what bothers me about these fake hummers (aside from the owners) is that they are a picture perfect example of everything that is wrong with the modern american car buyer. Which in turn makes everyone who is an american car buyer, and thus an american, look like an overindulgent, irresponsible vagina. Even the ones in a prius, because hey, you live in the same general area as that fake hummer driving douche? Fuck you too.

                                                                          It basically just compounds everything that is seen as wrong with the modern american lifestyle. Excess, over indulgence, enviornmental irresponsibility, and a general "fuck you im an american" attitude.

                                                                          I am aware that people in other countries live equally over indulgent, excessive and irresponsible, unsustainable lifestyles, but that doesn't matter, because it's the americans who get shit for doing it, not anyone else. Life sucks when you are on the top of the food chain, deal with it.
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                                                                          • american pervert
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            yeah, real tough truck

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                                                                            • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                                              I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.
                                                                              Excellent point!
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                                                                              • bronco67
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Sounds like she's the bigger asshole. But those people generally are douchebags. He should have thrown a soft drink in her face.

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                                                                                • fatfoo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  So, they didn't like his car.
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                                                                                  • dav3
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                                                                                    I doubt the Hummer gets much worse gas mileage than any of the full-size trucks out there. And there's many more of them on the road. (F150 has sold about 34 million since it was created, compared to the Hummer, which was selling less than 10000 a year in 2009.
                                                                                    You do have a good point, about the F-150 and such getting about the same fuel efficiency. However, usually trucks are used for actual work, while Hummers are pretty much used as a status symbol.
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                                                                                    • O MARINA
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                                      I saw this girl call a driver of a Hummer a douchebag today. It was great. She walked across the street to him as he was waiting at a red light, and got him to roll down his window. Nice and loud, she yelled "You're a fucking douchbag for driving a fugly gas guzzler like that". Her and her girlfriends gave him the finger and walked away. I think they took his self-cool level down a notch.
                                                                                      On the contrary, it took Her "not so cool" level even lower In my Opinion

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                                                                                      • Overload
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by MrBaldBastard
                                                                                        Is there another vehicle that says Wanker more clearly?
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                                                                                        • Viper2K1
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'd have told her that those 5 layers of make-up on her face have been tested on innocent cute little animals ... and then "go hug a tree" (instead of go fuck yourself ;))
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                                                                                          • jackknoff
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            There's a reason why Hummer went out of business. They fucking suck! Overpriced pieces of crap. The only reason people drove them is because they were a status symbol. It's the "look my dick is bigger than yours" mentality. She should have spit on him too, fuck that dickless douchbag


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                                                                                            • BigRod
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by PenisFace
                                                                                              I am aware that people in other countries live equally over indulgent, excessive and irresponsible, unsustainable lifestyles, but that doesn't matter, because it's the americans who get shit for doing it, not anyone else. Life sucks when you are on the top of the food chain, deal with it.
                                                                                              I'm not an American and I drive a H2 Hummer. I get 10 mpg and I love the thing! It's actually my second the first one saved my life when I got hit by a jacked up F350. I do live a mildly over indulgent lifestyle, because that's what life is all about. Work hard and play harder.

                                                                                              I can see where your coming from though I hate guys with G5's I find that irresponsible!
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • pocketkangaroo
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  The funny thing about the hummer is that it's sort of a chick car now. There are a few in my part of the city and they are almost all driven by soccer Moms. The thing is just a glorified minivan.

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                                                                                                  • woj
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    50 hummer drivers
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