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  • linkwind
    Registered User
    • Jan 2003
    • 40
    #1

    I would like going up my own waiter on my machine

    Hello has all
    I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

    Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
    On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
    machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
    How much member then to have on the server in time?

    Thank you to answer
    Last edited by linkwind; 01-01-2003, 08:49 AM.
    Silence I turn
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    • X37375787
      #2
      babelfish rules

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        • quiet
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP
          • Sep 2001
          • 25115
          #3
          i want my waiter to deliver the babelfish.
          we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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            • playa
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 6432
              #4
              i think he says your mom is hot

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                • Mutt
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 34431
                  #5
                  check please!
                  I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                    • linkwind
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 40
                      #6
                      he he type It is not good answer
                      Silence I turn

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                        • Helix
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 6021
                          #7
                          waiter=server ?

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                            • X37375787
                              #8
                              ahhh right. he wants to host on his own machine. answer: no. please move on.
                              Last edited by Guest; 01-01-2003, 08:23 AM.

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                                • linkwind
                                  Registered User
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 40
                                  #9
                                  yes waiter=server
                                  Excuse my bad English
                                  Silence I turn

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                                    • playa
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 6432
                                      #10

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                                        • linkwind
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 40
                                          #11
                                          Last edited by linkwind; 01-01-2003, 09:19 AM.
                                          Silence I turn

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                                            • MikeySpermberg
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 170
                                              #12
                                              i knew this was going to be interesting when i read the incomprehensible title.

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                                                • Mutt
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                  • 34431
                                                  #13
                                                  20 members ho cool? say what? are you saying 20 cocks are cool?

                                                  you might be gay.
                                                  I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                    • twistyneck
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 4660
                                                      #14
                                                      You can't even speak English, what makes you think you can run a server? Goddamned foreigners.

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                                                        • Mutt
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 34431
                                                          #15
                                                          that's the holiday spirit!
                                                          I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                            • linkwind
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                              • 40
                                                              #16
                                                              Not I am not gay I coils too much the women
                                                              I would like steering a server on my machine
                                                              Silence I turn

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                                                                • Mutt
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                  • 34431
                                                                  #17
                                                                  holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse!

                                                                  you should speak in 'smilies' language
                                                                  I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                    • Mutt
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                      • 34431
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                      Not I am not gay I coils too much the women
                                                                      I would like steering a server on my machine
                                                                      Tortured English to Regular English translation:

                                                                      No I am not gay, I screw too many women.
                                                                      I would to operate a server on my machine.


                                                                      coils = screws
                                                                      steering = control, operate, manage


                                                                      this would make a great gameshow.
                                                                      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                        • linkwind
                                                                          Registered User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 40
                                                                          #19
                                                                          ho yes smilies My English and bad I am a francais which needs help

                                                                          Last edited by linkwind; 01-01-2003, 08:58 AM.
                                                                          Silence I turn

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                                                                            • poolie
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                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                              • 278
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Mutt

                                                                              you should speak in 'smilies' language

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                                                                                • twistyneck
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 4660
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                                  ho yes smilies My English and bad I am a francais which needs help
                                                                                  I should have known.

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                                                                                    • linkwind
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 40
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Nobody has Answer Or you
                                                                                      Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
                                                                                      How much member then to have on the server in time?


                                                                                      Silence I turn

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                                                                                        • playa
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                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 6432
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                                          Nobody has Answer Or you
                                                                                          Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
                                                                                          How much member then to have on the server in time?

                                                                                          the answer is
                                                                                          don't even think about hosting a porn site
                                                                                          from your home,

                                                                                          now walk on

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                                                                                            • linkwind
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 40
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by playa



                                                                                              the answer is
                                                                                              don't even think about hosting a porn site
                                                                                              from your home,

                                                                                              now walk on
                                                                                              Why a server has the home is not good ?

                                                                                              So I has to choose a server Example http://www.njhostingsolutions.com/de...d_servers.html
                                                                                              Silence I turn

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                                                                                                • x-vision
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                  • 1013
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                                  holy shit, in 20 minutes your English has managed to get worse!

                                                                                                  you should speak in 'smilies' language
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                                                                                                    • greentea
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                      • 6580
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      And the survey says
                                                                                                      blunts

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                                                                                                        • dav555add
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                          • 3427
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                                                          Hello has all
                                                                                                          I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

                                                                                                          Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
                                                                                                          On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
                                                                                                          machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
                                                                                                          How much member then to have on the server in time?

                                                                                                          Thank you to answer
                                                                                                          NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
                                                                                                          Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
                                                                                                          si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****
                                                                                                          ...

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                                                                                                            • Baal
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                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                              • 696
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by dav555add


                                                                                                              NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
                                                                                                              Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
                                                                                                              si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****
                                                                                                              Babel Fish translation:
                                                                                                              "NOT, it is strongly deconseille of heberger a site porn on your machine connects to the Net via dsl, it is best the way of being made deconnecter by your provider... It is preferable to start has to you heberger with a hoster expensive not and with the fur as you earn money, then you increase your plan of lodging. if you want more infos on behalf of a ex newbie but not yet completely pro icq me with: 1727*****"

                                                                                                              I just want to know who pays in fur; all I get is that little green paper stuff.

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                                                                                                                • dav555add
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                  • 3427
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  You did not know that french people used animal skin to pay???
                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                    • greentea
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                      • 6580
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Waiter ill take the check now.
                                                                                                                      blunts

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                                                                                                                        • linkwind
                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                          • 40
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by dav555add


                                                                                                                          NON, il est fortement deconseille d'heberger un site porno sur ta machine relie au net via dsl, c'est la meilleur facon de se faire deconnecter par ton provider...
                                                                                                                          Il est preferable de commencer a t'heberger avec un hoster pas cher et au fur a mesure que tu gagnes de l'argent, alors tu augmentes ton plan d'hebergement.
                                                                                                                          si tu veux plus d'infos de la part d'un ex newbie mais pas encore totalement pro icq moi au: 1727*****
                                                                                                                          merci pour cette réponse je te contacte sur icq
                                                                                                                          Silence I turn

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                                                                                                                            • Catalinas
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                                                              babelfish rules
                                                                                                                              Hehehe!

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                                                                                                                                • Dawgy
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 5856
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  I just pulverized water everywhere my monitor.
                                                                                                                                  the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                                                                    • UnseenWorld
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 5279
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                                                                                      Hello has all
                                                                                                                                      I am new in the industry of x so I am a newbies !!!

                                                                                                                                      Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
                                                                                                                                      On a line adsl A Debit: 512 Kbit / in reception and 128 Kbit / in broadcast
                                                                                                                                      machine Athlon XP1600 : Hard disk 20 giga : 512 of ram
                                                                                                                                      How much member then to have on the server in time?

                                                                                                                                      Thank you to answer
                                                                                                                                      This HAS to be one of those worthless online translators at work.
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                                                                                                                                        • greentea
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                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 6580
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Do you sell 6 digit icq #s?
                                                                                                                                          blunts

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                                                                                                                                            • sumphatpimp
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                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 5235
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                              Jesus fuckin christ !!!!!!!!

                                                                                                                                              I have never laughed so fuckin hard in all my years on the net !!

                                                                                                                                              I have tears in my eyes and I think I am about to piss myself from laughing so hard !

                                                                                                                                              Happy New Year


                                                                                                                                              this thread is a classic, it should live forever.

                                                                                                                                              LOl LOL

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                                                                                                                                                • Sassyass
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                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 1101
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  DISPARAISSENT LA BAISE VOUS-même

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                                                                                                                                                    • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                      bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 16015
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      OMG. ROFL. PIP. This is unfuckingreal.

                                                                                                                                                      Garcon! Plus de vin s'il vous plait!

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                                                                                                                                                        • Serge_Oprano
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 9820
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by linkwind
                                                                                                                                                          Nobody has Answer Or you
                                                                                                                                                          Question I would like going up my own server on my machine
                                                                                                                                                          How much member then to have on the server in time?


                                                                                                                                                          sweetheart, why a nice french boy like you who likes coiling women wanna make a career in porn????


                                                                                                                                                          you'll make more money selling lemonade on a corner.

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                                                                                                                                                            • adultone
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 60
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              We're so sorry.
                                                                                                                                                              We do apologise.
                                                                                                                                                              He's from Barcelona.

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                                                                                                                                                                • Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 16015
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Holy shit, they moved Barcelona to France? ;)

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                                                                                                                                                                    • MikeySpermberg
                                                                                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 170
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      J'aime bien baver sur les seins d'une femme nue. Et ensuite, quand je bande ferocement, j'adore niquer une baguette. et finalement, faut chier la dedans, et voila, pain au chocolate avec du sauce d'homme. oh la la!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • natas
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 3377
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Putain merde!!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Beastiepoo
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 1971
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by adultone
                                                                                                                                                                              We're so sorry.
                                                                                                                                                                              We do apologise.
                                                                                                                                                                              He's from Barcelona.

                                                                                                                                                                              Very cute Fawlty Towers ref.
                                                                                                                                                                              Dammit! My timing SUCKS!
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                                                                                                                                                                                • ADL Colin
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11929
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Mxyztplk was here.


                                                                                                                                                                                  Adult Date Link - $50 PPS starting NOW! -- good and JUICY!

                                                                                                                                                                                  skype = "adultdatelink"

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • flyingco
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 329
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mutt


                                                                                                                                                                                      Tortured English to Regular English translation:

                                                                                                                                                                                      No I am not gay, I screw too many women.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I would to operate a server on my machine.


                                                                                                                                                                                      coils = screws
                                                                                                                                                                                      steering = control, operate, manage


                                                                                                                                                                                      this would make a great gameshow.

                                                                                                                                                                                      My GAWD and you were able to translate all that!!!!!

                                                                                                                                                                                      Man, you are right, it would make a great game show,
                                                                                                                                                                                      get some foreigners to say a sentence and then see which person can unscamble it all instead of all those stupid
                                                                                                                                                                                      "Weakest Link" Shows.

                                                                                                                                                                                      -Nato
                                                                                                                                                                                      ICQ: 618619654

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • linkwind
                                                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 40
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MikeySpermberg
                                                                                                                                                                                          J'aime bien baver sur les seins d'une femme nue. Et ensuite, quand je bande ferocement, j'adore niquer une baguette. et finalement, faut chier la dedans, et voila, pain au chocolate avec du sauce d'homme. oh la la!
                                                                                                                                                                                          Last edited by linkwind; 01-02-2003, 07:52 AM.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Silence I turn

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • linkwind
                                                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 40
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                                                                                                                                                                              Holy shit, they moved Barcelona to France? ;)
                                                                                                                                                                                              I am from the South of France
                                                                                                                                                                                              Silence I turn

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • linkwind
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 40
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by adultone
                                                                                                                                                                                                  We're so sorry.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  We do apologise.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  He's from Barcelona.


                                                                                                                                                                                                  I am francais
                                                                                                                                                                                                  not Barcelona
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by linkwind; 01-02-2003, 07:32 AM.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Silence I turn

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Mutt
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 34431
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      aha.........you have returned mon ami!

                                                                                                                                                                                                      so how did it go last night ? Did you coil long time with Fifi? you put your rooster in her cuillier?
                                                                                                                                                                                                      I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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