What's Up With The Cock Spam? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 04:48 AM

i get multiple spams a day for drugs to make the cock bigger.
Did the FDA and the FTC just give up and any shit goes now? I can sell any bullshit in a bottle and tell people it'll make the cock bigger, their faces prettier, lose weight, add 25 I.Q. points?

is there anything to the cock pills that even remotely is based on some real science? what's supposed to happen when you take the pills, how does it make the cock grow?

i'm going to be marketing my own penis growth kit soon. CockBeBig? is going to be a nicely packaged kit, open the box and there's a ballpeen hammer and an instruction sheet

1. Take cock out of underpants
2. Stretch cock
3. Lay cock on a flat surface, a table or work bench will suffice
4. Pick up ballpeen hammer from box
5. Smash hammer down upon cock repeatedly, a minimum of
6 times, 10 times would be better
6. Sit down and relax and watch the results, wow, the cock is
5 times its normal size. We told you we guaranteed results!

If you want to be a part of the CockBeBig? team i am open to partnerships with the right people.

fuxu · 01-01-2003, 04:54 AM

The way to make penis enlargement pills is common to quitting smoking. Smoking restricts blood flow, stop smoking , bigger penis. Find all the vitamins to increase your blood flow, take them, huge cock, due to more blood coming into the penis.

:-) Simple as that. Start manufacturing.

Gman.357 · 01-01-2003, 04:54 AM

Why would anyone want to be a partner now? You just released the entire contents of the package in a public forum!

By the way, I tried your meathod and it doesn't work. My cock isn't long enough to lay on a table or workbench to begin with!! I took one swing and hit my thumb instead. Damn you for false advertising!

Mutt · 01-01-2003, 05:04 AM

huh? quit smoking? you get the pills and they tell you to quit smoking? wtf is with that? the extra bloodflow u get from stopping smoking isn't going to give u a bigger dick, helps with impotence i've heard though if poor blood flow is the reason.

all this stuff is dangerous as hell. I hear TrimSpa pills advertised on the Howard Stern show all morning everyday. That shit is just ephedrine, it can kill you. FDA other than making it easier for real drugs to get approved shouldn't have been deregulated as much as it was by Reagan or whoever did it.

sorry Gman i should have warned people that the product is not meant for mushroom cap cases. Gotta have a stem of some sort to work with.

01-01-2003, 04:48 AM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	What's Up With The Cock Spam? i get multiple spams a day for drugs to make the cock bigger. Did the FDA and the FTC just give up and any shit goes now? I can sell any bullshit in a bottle and tell people it'll make the cock bigger, their faces prettier, lose weight, add 25 I.Q. points? is there anything to the cock pills that even remotely is based on some real science? what's supposed to happen when you take the pills, how does it make the cock grow? i'm going to be marketing my own penis growth kit soon. CockBeBig? is going to be a nicely packaged kit, open the box and there's a ballpeen hammer and an instruction sheet 1. Take cock out of underpants 2. Stretch cock 3. Lay cock on a flat surface, a table or work bench will suffice 4. Pick up ballpeen hammer from box 5. Smash hammer down upon cock repeatedly, a minimum of 6 times, 10 times would be better 6. Sit down and relax and watch the results, wow, the cock is 5 times its normal size. We told you we guaranteed results! If you want to be a part of the CockBeBig? team i am open to partnerships with the right people. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-01-2003, 04:54 AM	#2
fuxu Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Cali! Posts: 282	The way to make penis enlargement pills is common to quitting smoking. Smoking restricts blood flow, stop smoking , bigger penis. Find all the vitamins to increase your blood flow, take them, huge cock, due to more blood coming into the penis. :-) Simple as that. Start manufacturing. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

01-01-2003, 05:04 AM	#4
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	huh? quit smoking? you get the pills and they tell you to quit smoking? wtf is with that? the extra bloodflow u get from stopping smoking isn't going to give u a bigger dick, helps with impotence i've heard though if poor blood flow is the reason. all this stuff is dangerous as hell. I hear TrimSpa pills advertised on the Howard Stern show all morning everyday. That shit is just ephedrine, it can kill you. FDA other than making it easier for real drugs to get approved shouldn't have been deregulated as much as it was by Reagan or whoever did it. sorry Gman i should have warned people that the product is not meant for mushroom cap cases. Gotta have a stem of some sort to work with. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

01-01-2003, 04:54 AM	#3
Gman.357 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 2,796	Why would anyone want to be a partner now? You just released the entire contents of the package in a public forum! By the way, I tried your meathod and it doesn't work. My cock isn't long enough to lay on a table or workbench to begin with!! I took one swing and hit my thumb instead. Damn you for false advertising!