Okay, so I bought a Slap Chop

**Choker** · 05-31-2010, 08:33 AM

I bet you bought the blueberry trees too?

**Zuzana Designs** · 05-31-2010, 08:35 AM

It works awesome for just doing onions. I was not going to fall into the trap of getting one and as i was checking out last week it was staring at me so I bought it. Sucks for garlic but rocks for doing onions fast.

**Amputate Your Head** · 05-31-2010, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by Choker

I bet you bought the blueberry trees too?

don't know what that is.... just got the slap chop, a mandolin slicer, an extra dutch oven and an ice cream maker yesterday.

**area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE** · 05-31-2010, 08:38 AM

Originally posted by Choker

I bet you bought the blueberry trees too?

lol saw those commercials a few weeks ago

**Amputate Your Head** · 05-31-2010, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

It works awesome for just doing onions. I was not going to fall into the trap of getting one and as i was checking out last week it was staring at me so I bought it. Sucks for garlic but rocks for doing onions fast.

We're gonna try onions right now

We're catering a huge party for some people next month, so we're doing practice runs of some of the menu items today.

**epitome** · 05-31-2010, 09:21 AM

The slap chop is great for breaking down dry dog food if your dog is smaller and has food allergies that requires her to eat food for bigger dogs.

Other than that, I haven't used much.

Now you just need the shake weight.

**Amputate Your Head** · 05-31-2010, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by epitome

The slap chop is great for breaking down dry dog food if your dog is smaller and has food allergies that requires her to eat food for bigger dogs.

Other than that, I haven't used much.

Now you just need the shake weight.

lol, the shake weight seems too overtly masturbatory to me....

**CDSmith** · 05-31-2010, 10:36 AM

Since I'm like a master chef surgeon with the carving knife

there'll be no slap chop buying for me. :D

Love the commercial though.

**cherrylula** · 05-31-2010, 10:38 AM

just smash the garlic cloves with the side of a knife, works for me. don't know what a slap chop is though lol

**Choker** · 05-31-2010, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by area51

lol saw those commercials a few weeks ago

Perfect example of how to take a stupid product that nobody wants or needs and sell it to everyone. The commercials make you think your life is not complete unless you have 100 thousand blueberry trees in your backyard.

**fatfoo** · 05-31-2010, 10:53 AM

Did anyone try cashew nuts from a Philippines store? They are very good tasting.

**bdld** · 05-31-2010, 11:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl49mrg0q8k

**dyna mo** · 05-31-2010, 11:32 AM

linguini
martini
bikini

**brassmonkey** · 05-31-2010, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by cherrylula

just smash the garlic cloves with the side of a knife, works for me. don't know what a slap chop is though lol

yeah but he's serving a big number here im sure thats not the route try soaking them in warm to not to hot water then the shells will just slide off.(I luv cooking!)

**Spunky** · 05-31-2010, 03:01 PM

Making America skinny with one slap at a time

**Amputate Your Head** · 05-31-2010, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by brassmonkey

yeah but he's serving a big number here im sure thats not the route try soaking them in warm to not to hot water then the shells will just slide off.(I luv cooking!)

That's exactly why we got it. We usually just smash them with a chef's knife. But there's going to be a ton of food.

**Porn Grounds** · 05-31-2010, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by bdld

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl49mrg0q8k

I love that!!

**Mr Pheer** · 05-31-2010, 05:58 PM

You're gonna love my nuts.

**$5 submissions** · 05-31-2010, 06:02 PM

Slap chop FTW. That part where Vince talks about his nuts MADE that ad. Classic!

**kada** · 05-31-2010, 07:50 PM

never bought them.. but the commercial is awesome

**TrainWreckContent** · 05-31-2010, 07:54 PM

more then half the shit you see in those infomercials dont work like they claim they do

**heymatty** · 05-31-2010, 08:03 PM

For a big quantity I be very tempted to buy peeled fresh garlic cloves. I hate short cuts in cooking but that will save a lot of time.

**ShellyCrash** · 05-31-2010, 08:26 PM

Did it make your life exciting again?

Good choice picking up a mandolin, I use mine all the time. Just used it today to make perfect tomato slices for memorial day bbq. My knife skills suck, I've cut into fingers a few times.

**Amputate Your Head** · 05-31-2010, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by ShellyCrash

Did it make your life exciting again?

Good choice picking up a mandolin, I use mine all the time. Just used it today to make perfect tomato slices for memorial day bbq. My knife skills suck, I've cut into fingers a few times.

Not sure if the Slap Chop boosted excitement much.... but some of the more exciting things we've picked up this year so far are a new dark walnut Boos board, new set of Calphalon knives, and a Kitchen Aid stand mixer. Made red velvet cake the other day.

**kacy** · 05-31-2010, 08:55 PM

Ok so this making be laugh because I too broke down this weekend and bought the Slap Chop lol. It did work good on celery, radishes and pickles for potato salad

Oh and jalapeno for my guacamole

**epitome** · 05-31-2010, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

lol, the shake weight seems too overtly masturbatory to me....

Gotta keep your pimp hand strong...

**D Ghost** · 05-31-2010, 09:02 PM

**dougeetx** · 05-31-2010, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yesterday...

this thing does not peel the skin off garlic like Vince promised. It just makes smaller pieces that then need the skin peeled off all of them.

Haven't tried his nuts yet.

I know dude! I was pissed the hell off!!

**natas** · 06-01-2010, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by DJ The Kid

**sortie** · 06-01-2010, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by Zuzana Designs

It works awesome for just doing onions. I was not going to fall into the trap of getting one and as i was checking out last week it was staring at me so I bought it. Sucks for garlic but rocks for doing onions fast.

You're so cool that I hate to say this.....but....

If you bought something to "peel" an onion then you are just not thinking.

Just cut the ends of the onion off then slice the skin down the side.

End.

**Amputate Your Head** · 06-01-2010, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by sortie

You're so cool that I hate to say this.....but....

If you bought something to "peel" an onion then you are just not thinking.

Just cut the ends of the onion off then slice the skin down the side.

End.

Well, it's not really for peeling, but for chopping. Slap Chop only costs like, $9 bucks I think. My Chef's knife was $300.

**sortie** · 06-01-2010, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Well, it's not really for peeling, but for chopping. Slap Chop only costs like, $9 bucks I think. My Chef's knife was $300.

Yeah, I just took a closer look, so I'm out of line.

It's good for chopping.

Okay, so I bought a Slap Chop

Okay, so I bought a Slap Chop

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