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Old 05-31-2010, 12:43 PM   #1
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Ever have a condom disappear while having sex?

I had some drunk sex the other night and we were going at it for a while. I was using a new condom (I always use trojan ribbed but not this night) I did my thing, went at it for like 5 more minutes after, it felt so damn good, thought it was just cause she was really wet. I went to pull off my condom and it was gone, nowhere to be found. Is it possible it somehow got lost up inside her? I'm a little confused and worried because I have no idea how long we were fucking without a condom. I don't need anymore kids right now.
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I had some drunk sex the other night and we were going at it for a while. I was using a new condom (I always use trojan ribbed but not this night) I did my thing, went at it for like 5 more minutes after, it felt so damn good, thought it was just cause she was really wet. I went to pull off my condom and it was gone, nowhere to be found. Is it possible it somehow got lost up inside her? I'm a little confused and worried because I have no idea how long we were fucking without a condom. I don't need anymore kids right now.
It's called vasectomy.
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Yep.

There was this one married skeezer I fucked on and off for years. For whatever reason, with her, that condom would come off on occasion. It was not every time, or even any type of pattern. I fucked her a lot back then, so was maybe 1 in 50-100 times.

But still, enough to be memorable with her having to dig it out when we were done.
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Once, but for my luck we were changing position, and i was WTF?? Where is fucking condom? Nothing on seat? where is it? And he was inside, just a cm out to snatch him out easy
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tough break
happened to me once and i found it inside her with sperm everywhere
told her to go take a morning after pill
but i never saw the chick again so who knows what ended up happening
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Lost condom? Nope. Broke condom? Yep. Didn't realize it until I blew a load inside her. We went straight to a pharmacy and got the morning after pill and took care of it.
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Nope, because i never use condoms. Fucking hate them!
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tough break
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but i never saw the chick again so who knows what ended up happening
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Nope, because i never use condoms. Fucking hate them!
you must like herpes, AIDS and syphilis more
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but i never saw the chick again so who knows what ended up happening
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Oh shiiiiiiit

Anyway, I've never had a condom disappear. Depends on how it was put on?
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If you have at least an average size penis then the condom will fit snugly unless you forget to squeeze the tip, get an air bubble and blow the thing out.

Try finger cots next time? May fit your penis better.










Sike, it's happened to me once or twice, too.
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the problem is that the condom might have melted and not just disappear ;-)
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I've always been afraid something like that might happen. And if I were to have unprotected sex I would definitely catch AIDS and die.

So to make sure that situation with the condom coming off during sex never happens to me...
I made sure that I NEVER wear one. Ever. And after fucking all these years and a tons of whores, strippers, and "civilians". Somehow I ~gasp~ never caught AIDS and died!

But I have had a couple of buddies of mine who were scared shitless about AIDS and always wore condoms that weren't so lucky. One died in a car crash. And one died from liver failure.

They didn't get to enjoy the feel of their cock pounding pussy...but at least they didn't die from AIDS.

And I got to tell you guys...Nothing feels better than sinking into a woman bareback. Nothing. And I have a much, much, much better chance statistically of dying in a car accident tomorrow than I ever do of contracting HIV from a whore.
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Don't any of y'all fuck girls that take birth control pills?
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If you have at least an average size penis then the condom will fit snugly unless you forget to squeeze the tip, get an air bubble and blow the thing out.

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Sike, it's happened to me once or twice, too.




Yea my trojan ribbed fit real snug, almost uncomfortable but I like it like that, these condoms were kinda funky feeling and were not tight on me at all the way I like em.
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I've always been afraid something like that might happen. And if I were to have unprotected sex I would definitely catch AIDS and die.

So to make sure that situation with the condom coming off during sex never happens to me...
I made sure that I NEVER wear one. Ever. And after fucking all these years and a tons of whores, strippers, and "civilians". Somehow I ~gasp~ never caught AIDS and died!

But I have had a couple of buddies of mine who were scared shitless about AIDS and always wore condoms that weren't so lucky. One died in a car crash. And one died from liver failure.

They didn't get to enjoy the feel of their cock pounding pussy...but at least they didn't die from AIDS.

And I got to tell you guys...Nothing feels better than sinking into a woman bareback. Nothing. And I have a much, much, much better chance statistically of dying in a car accident tomorrow than I ever do of contracting HIV from a whore.
Consider yourself lucky... so far.

Your life isn't over yet and your odds are going up by the day if you keep having unprotected sex that you will catch a STD if not AIDS.

Sure you can die in a car crash too, but the odds of that go up a lot more if you drive around with no seat belt on and your eyes closed.

The last thing I would want to be doing is bragging how I have been completely careless fucking a lot of people without protection when I am continuing to do so... karma is a bitch.

It's one thing to be in a serious relationship, engaged or married and not use protection, but to fuck everything and anything without it.... you asking for trouble.
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I can't trust those she devils..I had a ex who pinpricked my rubbers one time to try and nail me.she brought it up during a fight and the remaining rubbers had holes in them.I was scared shitless and damn lucky.needless to say that relationship didn't last long after that
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condems do suck but unless i know the girl real well i wouldnt even risk it not worth the risk of catching something or getting her pregnant...anyway good luck finding the one you lost lol
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I've always been afraid something like that might happen. And if I were to have unprotected sex I would definitely catch AIDS and die.

So to make sure that situation with the condom coming off during sex never happens to me...
I made sure that I NEVER wear one. Ever. And after fucking all these years and a tons of whores, strippers, and "civilians". Somehow I ~gasp~ never caught AIDS and died!

But I have had a couple of buddies of mine who were scared shitless about AIDS and always wore condoms that weren't so lucky. One died in a car crash. And one died from liver failure.

They didn't get to enjoy the feel of their cock pounding pussy...but at least they didn't die from AIDS.

And I got to tell you guys...Nothing feels better than sinking into a woman bareback. Nothing. And I have a much, much, much better chance statistically of dying in a car accident tomorrow than I ever do of contracting HIV from a whore.
i luv ur style mang .. raw in that bitch

to the op
besides, if condom vanishes in pussy like that, then its a good tight cunt..
if condom breaks then that whore is dry as fuck.
the condom is probably hanging around somewhere in your room.. or was stuck in her, which she probably removed without telling you.
Either way, stop worrying she probably wont get pregnant so easy unless you have super sperm..
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