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  • sextoyking
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 6034

    #1

    Funny Joke :)

    While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

    His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

    "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a
    problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not
    sure what to do with you."

    "No problem, just let me in," says the Senator.

    "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have
    you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
    eternity."

    "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

    "I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

    And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
    to hell.

    The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the
    distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other
    politicians who had worked with him.

    Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand,
    and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the
    people.
    They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest
    champagne.

    Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good
    time dancing and telling jokes.

    They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is
    time to go.

    Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.

    The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is
    waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven...?

    So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from
    cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he
    realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

    "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your
    eternity."

    The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said
    it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in
    hell."

    So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell...

    Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered
    with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the
    trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

    The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

    "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
    golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
    danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
    friends look miserable. What happened?"

    The devil smiles at him and says,

    "Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted.."

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  • The Porn Nerd
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    • Jun 2009
    • 19798

    #2
    Fucking classic man! A+ 4 U!!
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    • Nasty
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2002
      • 1575

      #3
      That is a great one!

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      • baddog
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        • Apr 2001
        • 107089

        #4
        I may have to steal that one for my blog.

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        • AnimeFevers
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          • Apr 2009
          • 3567

          #5
          Nice one
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          • BruceM
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            • Jul 2001
            • 4084

            #6
            Hahaha that's great
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            • dan@noof
              Confirmed User
              • May 2008
              • 278

              #7
              Awesome. Great joke! :-)

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              • Barefootsies
                Choice is an Illusion
                • Feb 2005
                • 42635

                #8
                Originally posted by sextoyking
                Funny Joke
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                Enough Said.

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                • sextoyking
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 6034

                  #9
                  Originally posted by baddog
                  I may have to steal that one for my blog.
                  Feel free, my mom sent it to me

                  I am not sure who wrote it but it's damm funny and mostly correct!
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                  • thickcash_amo
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                    • Sep 2009
                    • 3847

                    #10
                    that was a great joke!!

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                    • iSpyCams
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                      • May 2009
                      • 4436

                      #11
                      Got me. I had not heard that one before.
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                      • jkthedesigner
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 272

                        #12
                        props for that one man
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                        • wild johnny
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                          • Nov 2009
                          • 723

                          #13
                          Kudos to you, That was funny as well as good reading..
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                          • woj
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                            • Jul 2002
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                            #14
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                            • fatfoo
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                              • Mar 2003
                              • 27763

                              #15
                              I wrote an alternative ending to the anecdote. Here it is:

                              Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered
                              with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the
                              trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls to the ground.

                              The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

                              "I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a
                              golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
                              danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my
                              friends look miserable. What happened?"

                              The devil smiles at him and says,

                              "When you were in heaven you listened to the playing the harp and singing. Music instruments don't create any garbage. When you were in hell, you ate food and had drinks. Spending your day in garbage is always hell. Now you must work picking up sinking trash 24/7."

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                Heh heh that joke was pretty good

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                                • Chosen
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 63151

                                  #17

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