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  • ProG
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    • Apr 2009
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    #1

    Man almost had penis amputated after 27 hour erection

    Be careful taking those little blue diamonds Juciy....

    A man tried to escape from a hospital in the Dominican Republic where he had been hospitalized for priapism, a condition characterized by a prolonged and painful erection not associated with sexual desire after learning that doctors planned to amputate his penis because he may have gangrene
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  • CyberHustler
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    • Feb 2006
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    #2
    I'd probably run too...
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    • Robbie
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      • Aug 2002
      • 20960

      #3
      In related news:

      Man dies from gangrene poisoning after it spread from his penis to the rest of his body.
      -Robbie
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      • Semi-Retired-Dave
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        • Apr 2004
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        #4
        Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
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        • ProG
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          • Apr 2009
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          #5
          Originally posted by Robbie
          In related news:

          Man dies from gangrene poisoning after it spread from his penis to the rest of his body.
          I mean... I would probably welcome death over penile amputation ;)
          History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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          • beerptrol
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            • Feb 2003
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            #6
            It probably fell off as he ran. The trail of flies following him must have been thick
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            • CarlosTheGaucho
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              • Oct 2005
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              #7
              Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

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              • LoveSandra
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                • Aug 2008
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                #8
                Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
                omg

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                • Roby
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                  • Nov 2004
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                  #9
                  sad movie !
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                  • ProG
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                    Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
                    History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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                    • TrainWreckContent
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                      #11
                      id fucking run too

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                      • martinsc
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                        • Jun 2005
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                        #12
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                        • CarlosTheGaucho
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                          #13
                          Juicy hasn't been online for 48 hours now.. I'm worried

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                          • herbalot
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                            #14
                            Hahahahahahaha, oh fuck.

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                            • SpicyM
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                              Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?


                              interesting that she actually could
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                              • ottopottomouse
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                                • Jan 2010
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                                #16
                                A 27 hour erection has got to hurt.
                                ↑ see post ↑
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                                • seeandsee
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by ProG
                                  Be careful taking those little blue diamonds Juciy....
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                    Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
                                    Funniest response so far

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                                    • Cyber Fucker
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                                      • Sep 2005
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                                      #19
                                      lmfao!

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                                      • L-Pink
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                                        • Mar 2005
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                        Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
                                        No that is a great line

                                        .

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
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                                          • Dec 2004
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                                          #21
                                          Mine is going to be amputated for lack of use...

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                                          • David!
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                                            • Apr 2004
                                            • 6501

                                            #22
                                            This story begs the question: "Would you consider amputating your penis if it was the only way to save your life?"
                                            .

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                                            • bbobby86
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                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 11926

                                              #23
                                              xixiii... 27 hour... OMG...

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                                              • ProG
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MCO_David
                                                This story begs the question: "Would you consider amputating your penis if it was the only way to save your life?"
                                                Negative, pull the plug doc.
                                                History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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                                                • amvcdotcom
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                                                  • Jan 2004
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                  Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
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                                                  • Juicy D. Links
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                                                    • Apr 2001
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                    Juicy hasn't been online for 48 hours now.. I'm worried

                                                    I'll better call NYPD to look for an extremely good looking man with a permanent boner

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                                                    • tiger
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                                                      • Apr 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                      Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

                                                      OMG that is too funny.

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                                                      • closer
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                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 1707

                                                        #28
                                                        I don't understand the gangrene part ... if your penis is in erection, then the blood flow is working top notch no?

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                                                        • dav3
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                                                          • May 2007
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by closer
                                                          I don't understand the gangrene part ... if your penis is in erection, then the blood flow is working top notch no?
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                                                          • Jim_Gunn
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                                                            #30
                                                            Did you guys read the end of the article? It turns out that the guy was correct to run. His erection eventually subsided and he lived. So the first doctors who wanted to amputate were wrong. The wording is a little awkward but that's what I get out of this.

                                                            "Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because “I could not live without my penis. He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a “very human.” Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants."

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                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                              Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
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                                                              • Raf1
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                                Did you guys read the end of the article? It turns out that the guy was correct to run. His erection eventually subsided and he lived. So the first doctors who wanted to amputate were wrong. The wording is a little awkward but that's what I get out of this.

                                                                "Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis. He argued that the erection began to subside gradually after treatment provided by an urologist at another hospital, who defined it as a good doctor and a ?very human.? Finally, the situation returned to normal and can continue with his sex life, but probably will not attempt again to take as many stimulants."
                                                                I'm guessing most men would have ran from there. There is no way I would let my dick get chopped off
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                                                                • Riffhard
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  There was a guy on Ripley's who replaced his penis with his middle finger due to penile cancer. He was able to get an erection with it and even ejaculate. Thought it was a cool story.
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                                                                  • Naechy
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    only 27 h, what is that!?
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                                                                    • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SpicyM
                                                                      interesting that she actually could
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Talk about a raging boner. Just goes to show you--too much of a good thing can be a very bad thing. Priapism is no joke.

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                                                                        • Altwebdesign

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                          Oh no, Another Die Hard Movie.
                                                                          LMAO!!

                                                                          Brilliant reply!

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                                                                          • Semi-Retired-Dave
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Altwebdesign
                                                                            LMAO!!

                                                                            Brilliant reply!
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                                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
                                                                              Thanks, it was the first thing that POPPED UP!
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                                                                              • Kenny B!
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Good idea to get a second opinion on something like that
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                                                                                • DonovanTrent
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                  Rodríguez Taveras said he warned his wife not to sign the document authorizing the operation because ?I could not live without my penis.?

                                                                                  Gangrenous penises... can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
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                                                                                  • slavdogg
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Rodríguez of the Dominican Republic .

                                                                                    Omar, is that you ?
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                                                                                    • ProG
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      bump for an important life lesson
                                                                                      History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

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