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Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:23 AM

She is probably the hottest little blonde girl ive met (she's 21) and OMG... she's on FIRE....

So she comes up to me and says, "morgan's my boyfriend...", ( I am morgan BTW...) im like..... "huh??". (she's sooooo hot), so im like "ok, whats up gurl?"... she gave me her number and i was SOOOOO stoked!

After braggin to a few freinds on this new HOT AS FUCK , blondie of mine... one friend noticed and told me to "Check out her hands...". I was like, "huh?". and i looked closer and sure 'nuff.... [[LOBSTER CLAWS!!!]]

JUST MY LUCK!!! the cutest, nicest girl ive met in awhile and shes got crabby hands!! Poor girl was blessed with the best looks known to a woman but her hands are a little defective.

I still think she's hot....

AM I A FREAK LOVER?

greentea · 12-31-2002, 03:25 AM

If she had a cock you would be a freak lover..

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:26 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
If she had a cock you would be a freak lover..

So you would hit it???

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:27 AM

I bet she gives "out of this world" handjobs!

*** if only she had a deformed mouth!!!!

p1mpdogg · 12-31-2002, 03:27 AM

lol dude..

in all honesty.. if she is as hot as you say she is.. I could over look her defects.. hell, maybe even through in a pair of isotoner gloves

[dfo] · 12-31-2002, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

So you would hit it???

if she was wearing mittens over her freak hands

greentea · 12-31-2002, 03:28 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

So you would hit it???

Yes for sure!

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:31 AM

Im taking her to sushi, this should be good.

wonder if she needs custom chop sticks???

Shaggy · 12-31-2002, 03:34 AM

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Originally posted by p1mpdogg
.. hell, maybe even through in a pair of isotoner gloves

lol, yeah and then it would at least give the effect that she had all her fingers. I knew a guy that had crab hands and he could do roll joints and any other thing he wanted to do. They develop special talents with their pinchers.

If you take her out make sure to get pics and post em' here. Take her to the mall and sit in one of those quick pics for a buck things. I want to see what a hot crab looks like.

Shaggy · 12-31-2002, 03:35 AM

oh, and make sure she waves hi!

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:36 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy

lol, yeah and then it would at least give the effect that she had all her fingers. I knew a guy that had crab hands and he could do roll joints and any other thing he wanted to do. They develop special talents with their pinchers.

If you take her out make sure to get pics and post em' here. Take her to the mall and sit in one of those quick pics for a buck things. I want to see what a hot crab looks like.

bro, i promise you i will.... i do notice she tries to hide them when possible.... i will try and get her to grab my dick with her claws or soemthing...

Shaggy · 12-31-2002, 03:40 AM

I would avoid Red Lobster on your first date. lol

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:44 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy

I would avoid Red Lobster on your first date. lol

Good tip!

DarkJedi · 12-31-2002, 03:44 AM

Crab hands ? Crab Claws ? i dont get it... what do u mean ?

SetTheWorldonFire · 12-31-2002, 03:45 AM

hit it... then buy her some Lubiderm

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:45 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Crab hands ? Crab Claws ? i dont get it... what do u mean ?

Dude, the chick has like 4 fingers on each hand.. and they arent normal. its really hard to explain. Even harder to hold!!!

goBigtime · 12-31-2002, 03:46 AM

http://www.lib.uct.ac.za/ich/slides/...hp3?subjid=144

Um... err...

goBigtime · 12-31-2002, 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Shaggy

I would avoid Red Lobster on your first date. lol

Aww cmon! Take here there every time you go out.

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime

http://www.lib.uct.ac.za/ich/slides/...hp3?subjid=144

Um... err...

You're onto something...

OneHungLo · 12-31-2002, 03:49 AM

Her family photo?

Paul Markham · 12-31-2002, 03:49 AM

Some times I wonder about some of you.

Just stop bitching, take her out. If you like her company ask her out again.

Like you are so perfect? Tell her on your first date what you do for a living.

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:50 AM

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Originally posted by OneHungLo
Her family photo?

Bro. LOL. .

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 03:52 AM

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Originally posted by charly
Some times I wonder about some of you.

Just stop bitching, take her out. If you like her company ask her out again.

Like you are so perfect? Tell her on your first date what you do for a living.

Charly, I agree with you.

I think she's really hot... I dont give a fuck about her deformed hands, her looks and personallity more than make up for it. I just thought I would see what the good ole "go fuck yourselver's" would have to say about it.!

I will take her to sushi and I wont order soft shell crab. nuff said.

DarkJedi · 12-31-2002, 03:58 AM

aw shit thats scary !! i wonder how they end up with these caws

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 04:01 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
aw shit thats scary !! i wonder how they end up with these caws

Your kids are next.

DarkJedi · 12-31-2002, 04:05 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

Your kids are next.

why ?

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 04:06 AM

dunno, just guessing... odds are previlant.

DarkJedi · 12-31-2002, 04:09 AM

Does Brad Shaw has claws like that too ? I seen some people call him Lobster Boy

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 04:11 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Does Brad Shaw has claws like that too ? I seen some people call him Lobster Boy

chick just got here... cant talk much.. but yes. he does. heard it through the kelp vine!

MissEve · 12-31-2002, 04:11 AM

I wonder how a hand job would be from a robsta craw? ;)

www.monkeylinks.com/robsterkraws.wav

WhatAboutBob? · 12-31-2002, 08:07 AM

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Originally posted by MissEve
I wonder how a hand job would be from a robsta craw? ;)

What the fuck is a robsta craw???

x-vision · 12-31-2002, 09:42 AM

I want pictures of this mermaid after your date. we can judge whether she's worth it.

mrthumbs · 12-31-2002, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus

Charly, I agree with you.

I think she's really hot... I dont give a fuck about her deformed hands, her looks and personallity more than make up for it. I just thought I would see what the good ole "go fuck yourselver's" would have to say about it.!

I will take her to sushi and I wont order soft shell crab. nuff said.

youre a good guy. i really think you two deserve each other

PenetratinP · 12-31-2002, 09:50 AM

a hot chick with low self esteem?.....

if you can deal with the reason she has low self esteem then your good to go. She'll work harder to keep you...and be more interested in your pleasure in bed than some hot chick who thinks her shit don't stink.

my

if you can't deal with the lobster kRaws then bring her to vegas....i'll "bend her over a chair....problem solved"

lol

Shaggy · 12-31-2002, 10:52 AM

it's all fun and games until she sticks her claw up your ass.

playa · 12-31-2002, 10:55 AM

buddy you need to do a nut check,

Apollo · 12-31-2002, 11:27 AM

watch out, she may try to fish hook you if you're not careful

tony286 · 12-31-2002, 11:53 AM

when she is naked on all fours on your bed, who will care about her hands lol. I fucked two handicap girls in my life a blind chick and a a girl whose face on one side was deformed(like that criminal in batman, she had long hair that covered that side). They were both very aggressive sexually and lots of fun in bed(when I was single I would fuck anything)

pine · 12-31-2002, 12:51 PM

Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?

Morgan · 12-31-2002, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by tony404
when she is naked on all fours on your bed, who will care about her hands lol. I fucked two handicap girls in my life a blind chick and a a girl whose face on one side was deformed(like that criminal in batman, she had long hair that covered that side). They were both very aggressive sexually and lots of fun in bed(when I was single I would fuck anything)

Wow, her face was really on teh side of her head????

Im going to call her right now and ask for a lobsterjob.

JamesK · 12-31-2002, 02:08 PM

go for it bro

12-31-2002, 03:23 AM	#1
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I met this hot girl k... She is probably the hottest little blonde girl ive met (she's 21) and OMG... she's on FIRE.... So she comes up to me and says, "morgan's my boyfriend...", ( I am morgan BTW...) im like..... "huh??". (she's sooooo hot), so im like "ok, whats up gurl?"... she gave me her number and i was SOOOOO stoked! After braggin to a few freinds on this new HOT AS FUCK , blondie of mine... one friend noticed and told me to "Check out her hands...". I was like, "huh?". and i looked closer and sure 'nuff.... [[LOBSTER CLAWS!!!]] JUST MY LUCK!!! the cutest, nicest girl ive met in awhile and shes got crabby hands!! Poor girl was blessed with the best looks known to a woman but her hands are a little defective. I still think she's hot.... AM I A FREAK LOVER? __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

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Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	I bet she gives "out of this world" handjobs! * if only she had a deformed mouth!!!! __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com**

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Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	Im taking her to sushi, this should be good. wonder if she needs custom chop sticks??? __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

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OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Her family photo?

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	aw shit thats scary !! i wonder how they end up with these caws

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Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	dunno, just guessing... odds are previlant. __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	Does Brad Shaw has claws like that too ? I seen some people call him Lobster Boy

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PenetratinP Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,689	a hot chick with low self esteem?..... if you can deal with the reason she has low self esteem then your good to go. She'll work harder to keep you...and be more interested in your pleasure in bed than some hot chick who thinks her shit don't stink. my if you can't deal with the lobster kRaws then bring her to vegas....i'll "bend her over a chair....problem solved" lol

12-31-2002, 10:52 AM	#35
Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	it's all fun and games until she sticks her claw up your ass.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	when she is naked on all fours on your bed, who will care about her hands lol. I fucked two handicap girls in my life a blind chick and a a girl whose face on one side was deformed(like that criminal in batman, she had long hair that covered that side). They were both very aggressive sexually and lots of fun in bed(when I was single I would fuck anything)

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pine Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Falls, eh Posts: 1,373	Wasn't this a Seinfeld episode?

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