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Client: ”What is your rate?”
Me: ”$50 per hour.”
Client: ”Can I come watch you?”
Me: ”Sure, for $100/hour.”
Client: ”What if I help you?”
Me: ”That would be $400 per hour.” -
My own fav would be:
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nice links and videos... this make me laugh
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wow... not sure if this is the same thing but i remember an infamous forum thread of the same/similar title that me and my friends used to read and fall out laughing over. the one that had the client saying "make it spin, dammit!"
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Those are priceless!
Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?
Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?
Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?
Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??
Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?
Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?
Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?
Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?SIG TOO BIGComment
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Classic stories... the hell of doing client servicesComment
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Me: ?I will create a login box on your website. Once someone registers and logs in, the website will recognize who the user is and provide relevant content.?
Client: ?That sounds great. However, instead of a login box I?d like to use biometrics to identify the user.?
Me: ?Not sure what you mean.?
Client: ?When someone visits the website, I want them to be able to put their hand on the monitor. The monitor will then scan their hand to confirm who they are. I think that would be a lot more engaging. How much extra would that functionality cost??
Me: ?Several hundred million dollars.?
Client: Why are you being a wiseass? Can you do it or not?
Me: ?No. Sorry. That?s a little too advanced.?
Client: ?Fine. I?ll try another web designer.?
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That one really made me chuckle... I had a client once that asked me for something similar. He wanted floating translucent panels that he could fling around the screen with an interactive glove like in the movie Minority Report.
I told him, that's a movie. That stuff doesn't really exist.
He went with another designer.
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I've spent 15 minutes reading this site so far
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