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Old 05-20-2010, 12:16 PM   #1
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What Married Women Want More Than Sex

Two thousand American wives between the ages of 18 and 49 were surveyed about their sex lives by iVillage. The most alarming finding was that 77 percent reported being "somewhat to extremely happy" with their sex life, but 63 percent of them would rather sleep, watch a movie or read than have sex.

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/...html?tag=stack
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:17 PM   #2
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ok, they want chocolate.
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:18 PM   #3
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Two thousand American wives between the ages of 18 and 49 were surveyed about their sex lives by iVillage. The most alarming finding was that 77 percent reported being "somewhat to extremely happy" with their sex life, but 63 percent of them would rather sleep, watch a movie or read than have sex.

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/...html?tag=stack
So your saying... if you want to have sex with a woman, then don't get married?

THANKS! just saved me thousands on rings, wedding, etc.! Off to Vegas!
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:40 PM   #4
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I personally want 2 things from a women... 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

From EVERYTHING I have EVER heard from married guys, it does not sound like you get either of those things from a wife.

With that said, I still want 2 things in life.. 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

Only thing that changes is I will likely have to pay for both, but I can't imagine that a cleaning lady and an occasional escort could ever cost more than a wife - and if things go sour, you don't have to lose half your stuff.

I guess in the end, I have no idea why anyone would ever want to get hitched.

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Old 05-20-2010, 12:54 PM   #5
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ok, they want chocolate.
cock is the chocolate
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Old 05-20-2010, 12:57 PM   #6
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I personally want 2 things from a women... 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

From EVERYTHING I have EVER heard from married guys, it does not sound like you get either of those things from a wife.

With that said, I still want 2 things in life.. 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

Only thing that changes is I will likely have to pay for both, but I can't imagine that a cleaning lady and an occasional escort could ever cost more than a wife - and if things go sour, you don't have to lose half your stuff.

I guess in the end, I have no idea why anyone would ever want to get hitched.
Hire a housekeeper with benefits, LOL
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Old 05-20-2010, 01:00 PM   #7
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Hire a housekeeper with benefits, LOL
No doubt - now THAT is the ultimate combo!

When I first started in adult I would often host models for up to 2 months at a time. That got old fast, so I eventually reduced it down to 2 weeks. Then I dropped it down to a week, and eventually 2 or 3 days, and now I don't have any interest in hosting models ever again.

Used to be the greatest thing, and it was awesome when new girls would arrive. It sounds impossible, but man did it get old fast! Eventually the best part of the model's visit was the moment right after they finally left.

I have never met a porn chick that cleaned, or offered any domestic help in return for my troubles. Sure, you got some sex, but then they were still there!

Cleaning women and escorts hang around for a few hours, TOPS, and then they LEAVE!

I personally think that is just the right amount of time to keep a guy happy!

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Old 05-20-2010, 01:04 PM   #8
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Hire a housekeeper with benefits, LOL
they're called filipinas
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Old 05-20-2010, 01:38 PM   #9
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I personally want 2 things from a women... 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

From EVERYTHING I have EVER heard from married guys, it does not sound like you get either of those things from a wife.

With that said, I still want 2 things in life.. 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.

Only thing that changes is I will likely have to pay for both, but I can't imagine that a cleaning lady and an occasional escort could ever cost more than a wife - and if things go sour, you don't have to lose half your stuff.

I guess in the end, I have no idea why anyone would ever want to get hitched.
These are called girlfriends, not wives.

everyone I know that is married says the same thing. my question is, what is their problem? most women bitch about wanting everything under the sun - jewelry, cars, clothes, etc., but when it comes time for "payment" it never happens

the only people ive even known to continue to get sex on a regular basis are ones who are only dating and have a house keeper. in the long run, its probably 1/10th the cost of a wife
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:46 PM   #10
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These are called girlfriends, not wives.

everyone I know that is married says the same thing. my question is, what is their problem? most women bitch about wanting everything under the sun - jewelry, cars, clothes, etc., but when it comes time for "payment" it never happens

the only people ive even known to continue to get sex on a regular basis are ones who are only dating and have a house keeper. in the long run, its probably 1/10th the cost of a wife
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I personally want 2 things from a women... 1) Sex whenever I want it, and 2) A clean house.
"Women" may have been a typo. But it makes perfect sense in this thread's context.
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:38 PM   #12
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:44 PM   #13
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...and this is probably why married men make up such a large chunk of porn consumers.
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:13 PM   #14
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"Women" may have been a typo. But it makes perfect sense in this thread's context.
Yeah, it should have been "woman", but you're right, the plural definition is probably more apropos as it pertains to my delusional fantasy.
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:36 PM   #15
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great thread... i love cl!
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