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Caligari · 05-19-2010, 08:08 AM

This has got to take the cake, Ron Jeremy's Cock as an alien life force attacking porn filmmakers on a remote shooting location!

Somehow this one slipped by me, did a search here and couldnt find a post so here it is.

I gotta see this one

Niktamer · 05-19-2010, 08:15 AM

surely the movie of the year

NaughtyVisions · 05-19-2010, 08:33 AM

I saw it on Showtime or Cinemax a few months back. Kinda fun, kinda cheesey. Obviously filled with sexual puns, like the tag line, "If you see it coming, you're already dead." Probably a good movie to watch drunk or stoned.

Take for example on of the Favorite quotes on IMDB from it:

Quote:

Wanda: [runs into a cabin] Someone help me! Angel's got a dick in her mouth!
[everyone looks at her with indifference]
Rock: [shrugs] And...?
Wanda: It's not attached to anything!

Caligari · 05-19-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

I saw it on Showtime or Cinemax a few months back. Kinda fun, kinda cheesey. Obviously filled with sexual puns, like the tag line, "If you see it coming, you're already dead." Probably a good movie to watch drunk or stoned.

Take for example on of the Favorite quotes on IMDB from it:

That quote series is in the video trailer and they deliver it spot on. Absolutely gotta imbibe something for viewing.

TrainWreckContent · 05-19-2010, 09:14 AM

Ron is the man i cant beleive he is still around making videos....good for him tho!

seeandsee · 05-19-2010, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari

This has got to take the cake, Ron Jeremy's Cock as an alien life force attacking porn filmmakers on a remote shooting location!

Somehow this one slipped by me, did a search here and couldnt find a post so here it is.

I gotta see this one

come on, how he is not tired from shoting :D

CaptainHowdy · 05-19-2010, 09:43 AM

Looks good, hehehehe!

Davy · 05-19-2010, 09:45 AM

I've seen it. Always great to see Ron Jeremy.
He was the first person to die, though (as in all of his movies)...

LoveSandra · 05-19-2010, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

surely the movie of the year

indeed.a good movie

Cyber Fucker · 05-19-2010, 09:58 AM

Holy shit!!! Bwahahahahahaha! This gonna be a hit!

ToBad · 05-19-2010, 10:15 AM

I have seen the movie and It's a OSCAR performance by Jeremy . A must see movie.

Caligari · 05-19-2010, 10:31 AM

i still got the copy of "Being Ron Jeremy" he signed at a convention years back, pretty funny non porn film as well. it seems like he could do some killer b-movie roles!

pOrRiDgE · 05-19-2010, 11:06 AM

Wow, what are the odds of your dick taking off like that? And how does that comply with the fact that it doesnt have any legs to run with? If it is based on a true story, those aliens are well ahead of us technologically...

SmokeyTheBear · 05-19-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE

Wow, what are the odds of your dick taking off like that?

my penis is always doing things without asking me first.

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Originally Posted by pOrRiDgE

And how does that comply with the fact that it doesnt have any legs to run with?

You have seen "Tremors" haven't you ? those things didn't have legs either

pOrRiDgE · 05-19-2010, 11:34 AM

Errr... How unlikely the story may seem I'm sure it was all done in good fun. Not funny queer, funny ha-ha.

lazycash · 05-19-2010, 11:39 AM

JFK · 05-19-2010, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ToBad

I have seen the movie and It's a OSCAR performance by Jeremy . A must see movie.

YES YES..................OSCAR OSCAR

KingpinMedia · 05-19-2010, 12:11 PM

i saw this movie a few months ago on cable - was fucking hilarious!

Caligari · 05-19-2010, 05:23 PM

Alright then, from the feedback so far it looks like i gotta track this movie down. Trailer looks great and i likes me some good b-horror comedies.

Chosen · 05-19-2010, 08:41 PM

Haha, nice

Catalyst · 05-20-2010, 12:50 AM

I can't believe that fucking dinosaur can still get it up

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pOrRiDgE Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 176	Errr... How unlikely the story may seem I'm sure it was all done in good fun. Not funny queer, funny ha-ha.

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