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mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PXN (Post 17156082)
the first step I must say is to stop hanging out here at GFY unfortunately. Sitting by your computers for hours is not going to help.

Unless you have one of these bad boys:
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/...otos%20001.jpg:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cam_girls 05-19-2010 04:07 PM

a bowl of porridge in the morning.

Oats and brown rice are long chain complex carbohydrates and power you for up to 8 hours. Other carbs are mostly branch chain and only last 3 hours.

A bowl of porridge in the morning and you will not be hungry all day.

Barefootsies 05-19-2010 04:07 PM

Eat less. Eat more often. Become more active.

You're welcome.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17156073)
you dont know what you are talking about... :thumbsup






.

Nope, he never does. He tries to pretend he does, then gets his ass kicked, then back peddles. He can't even regurgitate information properly, what a dumbass.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:16 PM

You guys can ignore mgtarheels, he's also here for forum amusement, except he spouts off information he's read somewhere, and still can't get it right. The whole concept of cutting is to shed the fat while maintaining the muscle. If you're not getting the proper nutrition, then you'll shed both and as a result, shed body weight, instead of just body fat.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156149)
Nope, he never does. He tries to pretend he does, then gets his ass kicked, then back peddles. He can't even regurgitate information properly, what a dumbass.

Then tell me what I said that was incorrect, where I backpedaled (and yes, it's "backpedaled" and not "back peddled" ya moron).

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156158)
You guys can ignore mgtarheels, he's also here for forum amusement, except he spouts off information he's read somewhere, and still can't get it right. The whole concept of cutting is to shed the fat while maintaining the muscle. If you're not getting the proper nutrition, then you'll shed both and as a result, shed body weight, instead of just body fat.

No one argued that if you don't do it correctly it could have adverse effects, once. No one.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156183)
Then tell me what I said that was incorrect, where I backpedaled (and yes, it's "backpedaled" and not "back peddled" ya moron).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=backpeddle

Yea, you're a moron..


And I've stated twice what you said was incorrect. If you can't read, stop posting.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156185)
No one argued that if you don't do it correctly it could have adverse effects, once. No one.

Hilarious, mgtarheels is back to his predictable style of backpeddling(yes), and irrelevant misdirection. Same routine each time he gets his ass handed to him.


Btw, losing muscle isn't considered an "adverse" effect. Perhaps you should look up the meaning of "adverse" before continuing to look stupid.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156190)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=backpeddle

Yea, you're a moron..


And I've stated twice what you said was incorrect. If you can't read, stop posting.

You fucking moron, you're realling relying on "urband dictionary" to claim the word has meaning? How about we use a real dictionary.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/backpedal

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/backpeddle

Get fucked, moron.

Lycanthrope 05-19-2010 04:28 PM

I thought this would turn into an amusing thread, and GFY did not disappoint!

By losing weight I can only assume that you want to lose fat and preserve as much muscle mass as possible.

Therefore,

1) Figure out your BMR and consume ~ 500 calories a day less (I'm not getting into ratios of protein / carbs / fat because the different natural body types - mesomorphs, endomorphs and ectomorphs, must eat differently to achieve the same results). Use common sense. Tuna on whole grain with a side of brocoli is better for you than lasagna and 3 sticks of garlic bread. Try to keep most of your carb intake earlier in the day, not at dinner time.
2) Do cardio. Yes, at LEAST an hour a day of low intensity cardio. Preferably 45 minutes to an hour in the morning while fasted, and 45 minutes to an hour later in the day (but not too close to bed time).
3) Weight train. None of this low weight high rep bullshit. Lift heavy (to preserve (and since you would essentially be a beginner, you might even be able to build muscle) what strength and lean tissue that you do have.
4) Supplements. Don't go crazy, but some whey protein, a good multivitamin and some essential fats (yes, fats) will do wonders.

geedub 05-19-2010 04:28 PM

it's so much easier to just be fat, trust me

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156200)
You fucking moron, you're realling relying on "urband dictionary" to claim the word has meaning? How about we use a real dictionary.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/backpedal

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/backpeddle

Get fucked, moron.

I rest my case. This dumbass has been owned. Back to the drawing board:)

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156195)
Hilarious, mgtarheels is back to his predictable style of backpeddling(yes), and irrelevant misdirection. Same routine each time he gets his ass handed to him.


Btw, losing muscle isn't considered an "adverse" effect. Perhaps you should look up the meaning of "adverse" before continuing to look stupid.

2 a : opposed to one's interests



You've been raped, again.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:32 PM

[QUOTE=Lycanthrope;17156206]I thought this would turn into an amusing thread, and GFY did not disappoint!

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By losing weight I can only assume that you want to lose fat and preserve as much muscle mass as possible.
According to Mgtarheels' hilarious stupidity, one has nothing to do with the other:)

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1) Figure out your BMR and consume ~ 500 calories a day less (I'm not getting into ratios of protein / carbs / fat because the different natural body types - mesomorphs, endomorphs and ectomorphs, must eat differently to achieve the same results). Use common sense. Tuna on whole grain with a side of brocoli is better for you than lasagna and 3 sticks of garlic bread. Try to keep most of your carb intake earlier in the day, not at dinner time.
I would go with more than 500 because most of the people here spend their lives on the computer, and there metabolism is slow.
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2) Do cardio. Yes, at LEAST an hour a day of low intensity cardio. Preferably 45 minutes to an hour in the morning while fasted, and 45 minutes to an hour later in the day (but not too close to bed time).
1. Low intensity cardio is shit. It's been statistically proven(and I can show you), that short spurts of HIIT(High Intensity cardio Training) give you the best chance to burn fat and preserve muscle. Doing 45 minutes of cardio is going to start knocking off muscle because your glycogen levels are completely depleted.
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3) Weight train. None of this low weight high rep bullshit. Lift heavy (to preserve (and since you would essentially be a beginner, you might even be able to build muscle) what strength and lean tissue that you do have.
Yep
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4) Supplements. Don't go crazy, but some whey protein, a good multivitamin and some essential fats (yes, fats) will do wonders.
I'm not sure how one can work out and NOT have whey protein. If you're targeting 1 gram of protein per 1 pound of LBM, you need protein shakes. I have this shitty tasting lipotropic protein that gives me 25 grams per scoop, and it has 69 servings.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156210)
I rest my case. This dumbass has been owned. Back to the drawing board:)

Classic example of the definition. You've been raped again.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:33 PM

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I rest my case. This dumbass has been owned. Back to the drawing board
then

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You've been raped, again.
Gotta love the parroting, it's what the morons do when they get their asses handed to them and they can't take it. Then again,

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Hilarious, mgtarheels is back to his predictable style of backpeddling(yes), and irrelevant misdirection. Same routine each time he gets his ass handed to him.
Like clockwork:)

nikki99 05-19-2010 04:34 PM

diet and sports, boxing did it for me, alleluyah thanks God for the Boxing

Lycanthrope 05-19-2010 04:35 PM

I agree about the HIIT - What I was suggesting was bare minimums.

Oh, that LG Sciences Lipo? Ick. Yes, that is shit :D I like ON's 100% Gold Standard natural.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 17156240)
I agree about the HIIT - What I was suggesting was bare minimums.

Oh, that LG Sciences Lipo? Ick. Yes, that is shit :D I like ON's 100% Gold Standard natural.

Yea, LG sciences lol.. I was 100% into ON, and the taste was awesome. But the LG was $20 cheaper, had more servings, less carbs, a fat burner, and more protein per scoop..

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:37 PM

[QUOTE=The Demon;17156228]
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 17156206)
I thought this would turn into an amusing thread, and GFY did not disappoint!


According to Mgtarheels' hilarious stupidity, one has nothing to do with the other:)


I would go with more than 500 because most of the people here spend their lives on the computer, and there metabolism is slow.

1. Low intensity cardio is shit. It's been statistically proven(and I can show you), that short spurts of HIIT(High Intensity cardio Training) give you the best chance to burn fat and preserve muscle. Doing 45 minutes of cardio is going to start knocking off muscle because your glycogen levels are completely depleted.

Yep


I'm not sure how one can work out and NOT have whey protein. If you're targeting 1 gram of protein per 1 pound of LBM, you need protein shakes. I have this shitty tasting lipotropic protein that gives me 25 grams per scoop, and it has 69 servings.

-Losing weight =/= cutting. Terminology, mr. lawyer.
-and serious lols @ needing whey. Not.even.fucking.close.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:40 PM

[QUOTE=mgtarheels;17156252]
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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156228)

-Losing weight =/= cutting. Terminology, mr. lawyer.
-and serious lols @ needing whey. Not.even.fucking.close.

I'd go with "self ownage" here, but I've beat your ass so many times that it's just not worth it anymore. I feel bad for you but please, keep lying to yourself with each subsequent post, there's a reason nobody else is taking your advice, or responding to you other than "you don't know what you're talking about." :)

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:41 PM

[QUOTE=The Demon;17156261]
Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156252)

I'd go with "self ownage" here, but I've beat your ass so many times that it's just not worth it anymore. I feel bad for you but please, keep lying to yourself with each subsequent post, there's a reason nobody else is taking your advice, or responding to you other than "you don't know what you're talking about." :)

The irony of it all is that neither of you two have been able to point out something that was incorrect. For you, however, I've corrected you on many things.


If you think cutting = losing weight, well then LOL.
If you think you NEED whey, well then LOL.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17155514)
This is not necessarily sound advice for most people, as being under 1500 a day increases the chance of being in a state of Ketosis. You don't want your body going into starvation mode. I consume about 1500-1800 calories a day, and then on cheat days I do about 2300.

Oh, and btw, ketosis is NOT a bad thing. It's actually extremely beneficial for what this guy is seeking.

The Demon 05-19-2010 04:49 PM

[QUOTE=mgtarheels;17156264]
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156261)

The irony of it all is that neither of you two have been able to point out something that was incorrect. For you, however, I've corrected you on many things.


If you think cutting = losing weight, well then LOL.
If you think you NEED whey, well then LOL.

Actually what we did was point out everything you said that was incorrect. You just continue to deny it, nor have you proven anyone else wrong. So once again..


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I'd go with "self ownage" here, but I've beat your ass so many times that it's just not worth it anymore. I feel bad for you but please, keep lying to yourself with each subsequent post, there's a reason nobody else is taking your advice, or responding to you other than "you don't know what you're talking about."
Like clockwork. Why is it SOOOO easy?

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:51 PM

[QUOTE=The Demon;17156282]
Quote:

Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156264)

Actually what we did was point out everything you said that was incorrect. You just continue to deny it, nor have you proven anyone else wrong. So once again..




Like clockwork. Why is it SOOOO easy?

Show me one, just one.

Lycanthrope 05-19-2010 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156244)
Yea, LG sciences lol.. I was 100% into ON, and the taste was awesome. But the LG was $20 cheaper, had more servings, less carbs, a fat burner, and more protein per scoop..

I like Dymatize's Elite Gourmet (it is really a whey / casein blend) when I'm strapped for cash.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 04:57 PM

Well, while you try to convince these people that ketosis is a bad thing, I'm going to grab some food. It's been fun making you look stupid with your "backpeddling" rofl

The Demon 05-19-2010 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156304)
Well, while you try to convince these people that ketosis is a bad thing, I'm going to grab some food. It's been fun making you look stupid with your "backpeddling" rofl

Yep, and the ownage continues. I love embarrassing this kid. He then parrots my insults, proves he doesn't know what he's talking about, and leaves crying like a bitch:)


Btw, for your information, since you're already getting your ass kicked.

http://www.myfittribe.com/articles/2...ting-mean.html


I mean I didn't have to post that but everybody already knows you're full of shit and you can't regurgitate information properly. Also, if someone wants to just lose weight, they say "lose weight", not "cut", which entails the maintenance of muscle mass with fat loss increase.


http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_owned_boy.jpg

The Demon 05-19-2010 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 17156300)
I like Dymatize's Elite Gourmet (it is really a whey / casein blend) when I'm strapped for cash.

That's not bad either, I pay $33 for mine.

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17156309)
Yep, and the ownage continues. I love embarrassing this kid. He then parrots my insults, proves he doesn't know what he's talking about, and leaves crying like a bitch:)


Btw, for your information, since you're already getting your ass kicked.

http://www.myfittribe.com/articles/2...ting-mean.html


I mean I didn't have to post that but everybody already knows you're full of shit and you can't regurgitate information properly. Also, if someone wants to just lose weight, they say "lose weight", not "cut", which entails the maintenance of muscle mass with fat loss increase.


http://www.guzer.com/pictures/funny_owned_boy.jpg

From your own article:

Cutting is the process of losing excess fat to decrease your body fat percentage to a point where your muscular definition, visible separation and vascularity (in bodybuilding and fitness, the term vascularity pertains to the visible appearance of veins below the skin) are at a point you are satisfied with.

Again cutting =/= losing weight. Thanks for proving me correct.

Glad I had to throw more sausage in or else I would've missed you look stupid, again.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mgtarheels 05-19-2010 05:08 PM

Ok, sausage should be done. G'day, turds.

The Demon 05-19-2010 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156319)
From your own article:

Cutting is the process of losing excess fat to decrease your body fat percentage to a point where your muscular definition, visible separation and vascularity (in bodybuilding and fitness, the term vascularity pertains to the visible appearance of veins below the skin) are at a point you are satisfied with.

Again cutting =/= losing weight. Thanks for proving me correct.

Glad I had to throw more sausage in or else I would've missed you look stupid, again.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Except nobody ever said they were the same, hence the different definitions. Owned again:):):)

But of course:

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Hilarious, mgtarheels is back to his predictable style of backpeddling(yes), and irrelevant misdirection. Same routine each time he gets his ass handed to him.
WAY TOO EASY.

spazlabz 05-19-2010 07:40 PM

http://heavy2healthy.com/category/foods/
thats my new bible :)

fatfoo 05-19-2010 08:28 PM

Eat less calories every day. Good luck.

Catalyst 05-20-2010 12:52 AM

Do some fuckin push aways, push away from the table..

thehand 05-20-2010 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17155514)
This is not necessarily sound advice for most people, as being under 1500 a day increases the chance of being in a state of Ketosis. You don't want your body going into starvation mode. I consume about 1500-1800 calories a day, and then on cheat days I do about 2300.


Read the first line of my post "This is what worked for me".
not "Here is my expert advice as I am a nutritionist".

The Demon 05-20-2010 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by thehand (Post 17159352)
Read the first line of my post "This is what worked for me".
not "Here is my expert advice as I am a nutritionist".

I'm glad it worked for you, but most people have different ways of achieving maximum results, hence the general info:)

thehand 05-21-2010 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by The Demon (Post 17159406)
I'm glad it worked for you, but most people have different ways of achieving maximum results, hence the general info:)

wERd! - April 2003 in the house:thumbsup:pimp:thumbsup:pimp

Choopa Phil 05-21-2010 10:38 AM

for the record mgtarheels has no clue what he is talking about. some great advice in this thread regarding diets!

The Demon 05-21-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DLXphil (Post 17161962)
for the record mgtarheels has no clue what he is talking about. some great advice in this thread regarding diets!

Yea we know. MGtarheels is a moron that comes to this forum to regurgitate information and he can't even do it properly.

smutnut 05-21-2010 02:14 PM

http://mohawkenglish9.files.wordpres...guillotine.jpg:winkwink:

Emil 05-22-2010 04:15 AM

Low carb high fat, you dont need to exercise! You dont need to care about calories either. Eat until you dont want more...

maxjohan 05-22-2010 04:53 AM

Great Post, Thanks. :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17154884)
That's correct, in addition to that:

It really is no rocket science:

Your basal metabolism is say 8 000 kJ per day

If you sit by the PC whole day you may burn say 10 000 kJ per day

So if your intake is 10 000 kJ per day you're even

Make sure you eat the right things, not processed food,

Food is your fuel and food is what your body is build from, if you eat shit you're body won't look good

So take say 5 small meals a day, meals that make sense, don't torture yourself with food you don't like but find something healthy that you actually like

Then you need some protein, at least say 1 g per kg (2,2 g per pound?), you need more if you do weights, you can raise it to as much as 2 g per kg if you do weights, but not more otherwise the body will store it, and not use it for regenerating and building muscle

The rest should be carbohydrates, complex carbohydrates, not processed

Try not to do more than 50 g of fat a day, fat is in everything and it's essential, your hormones need fat, but not more than cca 50 - 70 g of intake a day

Put together five meals a day that correspond with that above and give you say 10 000 kJ

Each meal say 15 - 30 g protein

5 - 10 g fat

30 - 60 g carbohydrate

(very roughly) but it really is not rocket science

NOW you need to raise the amount of energy you burn:

I am doing 600 calories which is roughly 2 400 kJ per cardio session, which is say 50 minutes of intense cardio

You may start with less, say 1600 kJ per session which is 50 minutes in lower pace or say 30 - 35 minutes intense, I recommend a longer work out because it takes as much as 15 minutes till you start to burn fat

Also, you shouldn't go over 70 pct. of your maximum heart rate, measure your maximum heart rate and keep it around 70 pct. during the whole cardio work out

That means your intake is say 10 000 kJ but you burn say 11 600 kJ a day, which is good and you can play with it, do whatever works and doesn't make you feel tired or something

That way you'll be slowly burning fat, be patient at the start, keep the routine, keep discipline, already in one month time you'll be able to see first results


Just a very rough example of the process ..


BigDeanEvans 05-22-2010 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17156054)
To cut is to cut fat, hence the term. It is not difficult to maintain mass while cutting. In fact, it's common to gain weight while cutting (not the OP's method, though).

Let me get this straight, you're saying it's easy to cut and maintain muscle? You're even going so far as to say you even gain weight? What weight would that be on a cut? Muscle?

Are you taking AAS while on this cut you speak of?

raven1083 05-22-2010 06:11 AM

exercise...have diet!

RadicalSights 05-22-2010 07:43 AM

stop eating fatty


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