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SurfDog · 05-17-2010, 03:36 AM

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when he needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. You should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met him. He died. I'm married to his fuckin' widow."

PornMD · 05-17-2010, 03:46 AM

And if you were his neighbor, he'd always be polite, knock on your door, and let you know that it's Feldman from across the hall. /BizarroSeinfeld

Good joke and some sad truth in it.

LoveSandra · 05-17-2010, 04:04 AM

nice one

seeandsee · 05-17-2010, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SurfDog

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when he needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. You should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met him. He died. I'm married to his fuckin' widow."

O MARINA · 05-17-2010, 05:36 AM

lol.....

L-Pink · 05-17-2010, 06:27 AM

Sounds like the movie "Prizzi's Honor" with Jack Nicholson and Anjelica Huston. Finally Nicholson says "If he's so fucking smart, how come he's so fucking dead?"

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woj · 05-17-2010, 07:34 AM

Serial Pervert · 05-17-2010, 07:48 AM

LOL funny.

michael.kickass · 05-17-2010, 08:16 AM

good one

Raf1 · 05-17-2010, 08:36 AM

hahaha, that's a good one

bufferover · 05-17-2010, 09:23 AM

Good one SurfDog

05-17-2010, 03:36 AM	#1
SurfDog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 221	Good joke A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when he needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. You should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy." Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right." Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman." Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met him. He died. I'm married to his fuckin' widow."

05-17-2010, 03:46 AM	#2
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	And if you were his neighbor, he'd always be polite, knock on your door, and let you know that it's Feldman from across the hall. /BizarroSeinfeld Good joke and some sad truth in it. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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05-17-2010, 06:27 AM	#6
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	Sounds like the movie "Prizzi's Honor" with Jack Nicholson and Anjelica Huston. Finally Nicholson says "If he's so fucking smart, how come he's so fucking dead?" .

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05-17-2010, 09:23 AM	#11
bufferover Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 25,203	Good one SurfDog