dammit, I bet we never see the pics!

Oh I'll put the pics in a viewable place if you guys want me to...

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!


VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?


CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!


BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?


VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.


CROWD: Right! Yeah! Yeah!


BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.


WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.


BEDEVERE: Uh, but you are dressed as one.


WITCH: They dressed me up like this.


CROWD: Augh, we didn't! We didn't...


WITCH: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.


BEDEVERE: Well?


VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.


BEDEVERE: The nose?


VILLAGER #1: And the hat, but she is a witch!


VILLAGER #2: Yeah!


CROWD: We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!


BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?


VILLAGER #1: No!


VILLAGER #2 and 3: No. No.


VILLAGER #2: No.


VILLAGER #1: No.


VILLAGERS #2 and #3: No.


VILLAGER #1: Yes.


VILLAGER #2: Yes.


VILLAGER #1: Yes. Yeah, a bit.


VILLAGER #3: A bit.


VILLAGERS #1 and #2: A bit.


VILLAGER #3: A bit.


VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.


RANDOM: [cough]


BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?


VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.


BEDEVERE: A newt?


VILLAGER #3: I got better.


VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!


VILLAGER #1: Burn!


CROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...


BEDEVERE: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.


VILLAGER #1: Are there?


VILLAGER #2: Ah?


VILLAGER #1: What are they?


CROWD: Tell us! Tell us!...


VILLAGER #2: Do they hurt?


BEDEVERE: Tell me. What do you do with witches?


VILLAGER #2: Burn!


VILLAGER #1: Burn!


CROWD: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...


BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?


VILLAGER #1: More witches!


VILLAGER #3: Shh!


VILLAGER #2: Wood!


BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?


[pause]


VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?


BEDEVERE: Good! Heh heh.


CROWD: Oh, yeah. Oh.


BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?


VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.


BEDEVERE: Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?


VILLAGER #1: Oh, yeah.


RANDOM: Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...


BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?


VILLAGER #1: No. No.


VILLAGER #2: No, it floats! It floats!


VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!


CROWD: The pond! Throw her into the pond!


BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?


VILLAGER #1: Bread!


VILLAGER #2: Apples!


VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!


VILLAGER #1: Cider!


VILLAGER #2: Uh, gra-- gravy!


VILLAGER #1: Cherries!


VILLAGER #2: Mud!


VILLAGER #3: Uh, churches! Churches!


VILLAGER #2: Lead! Lead!


ARTHUR: A duck!


CROWD: Oooh.


BEDEVERE: Exactly. So, logically...


VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.


BEDEVERE: And therefore?


VILLAGER #2: A witch!


VILLAGER #1: A witch!


CROWD: A witch! A witch!...


VILLAGER #4: Here is a duck. Use this duck.


[quack quack quack]


BEDEVERE: Very good. We shall use my largest scales.


CROWD: Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn
her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...


BEDEVERE: Right. Remove the supports!


[whop]


[clunk]


[creak]


CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch!


WITCH: It's a fair cop.


VILLAGER #3: Burn her!


CROWD: Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...

Well that would be nice of you to do so :thumbsup
kidding!

A. Do Me

B. Open a content site with your partner

Sex and friendship don't mix very well, because most sexual relationships are short-term and end with hard feelings. Unfortunately, the damage is done and you're going to have to ride it out as best you can.

You should bring her to Vegas we can get some pics with the Vancouver Webmaster Crew :winkwink:

Cheshire, I say make a site targetting adult webmasters. Put these pics inside, and charge $50. I'll promote it, we do a 50/50 rev share! WOOHOO! MERCEDES DEALERSHIP, HERE I COME! :winkwink:

I think this is the best idea we have had so far!!!

New catch phrase

Straight girl that just likes to make out with a girl

'She's such a Cheshire'.

:thumbsup

So then what do you call a straight guy who just likes to suck dick?

:1orglaugh

Straight guy that wants to make out with Cheshire:

'He's such a no-hoper'

:winkwink:

Well paid.

Can't you just go in the back and "5 Finger" a DVD Player? LOL

I think denial is also part of the 'Gay' thing too. ;)

:1orglaugh

how are you a hypocrite if you like woman going at it but not guys? there's a huge difference between the two. i'm sure you can figure it out.

Gay = Gay

:1orglaugh

At least show the pics to us here in the office. Damn.
Maybe I will try to dig out the pics of Eric making out with Ram at the lake, then we can post 'em all together.
;)

0.o

Cheshire, it's OK to like guys and girls, at least with me (-:
Anyways, I had the feeling from readings all of your post that you were not against spending quality time with a woman.
:thumbsup

I am sitting here with a fist-full of Kleenex.
Where's the pics?

Kissing Schmisshing...

let us know when you're munching at the pink lunchbox

enjoy yourself and sides, If it feels right then enjoy yourself....

You only go aroud once, might as well have a good time.

Lates!

Herb K

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

You are a hypocrite if you bash gays because they like same sex stimulation between men, and then turn around and praise the sexual attraction between females and other females.

That is a hypocrite, I thought you could have at least figured <i>that</i> out.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the pink lunchbox. Holy Monkey that is funny.

Chesire,

It takes two VERY mature people to be "friends with privledges." If you think that both of you can handle it...then hell go for it. Otherwise it WILL dampen if not dissolve the relationship.

Also, YOU may just be "making out." However, your friend started things off, and I'm sure she's got more in mind.

Oh, and pics please. :)

lets see. woman turn me on, men don't. its preference.

Youre obviously too ignorant to follow.

No need for me to entertain such ignorance.

Fletch,

You are not a hypocrite for bashing gays while loving lesbians. You are a hypocrite for bashing gays WHILE sucking dick. :)

It's like you think eatting ass is disgusting but you could eat pussy all day long. It's close...but not the same thing. :b

:2 cents:

Blah blah blah.

Fact.

Homophobes = Gay

:1orglaugh

Can't call me a Homophobe :thumbsup

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant

i don't like gay sex, lesbians are cool, its turns me on. if you like gay sex, thats your choice. there is a huge difference between the two. it involves a different sex, thats the difference.

I wasn't.

In case you missed it Webster, I was referring to the people who think 'Gay' people should be killed. I find it hypocritical for them to wish 'death' on gay men, but they would like Gay Women.

Do try to keep up.

I didn't say you were.

Fletch,

You have a good point. If you are homophobic, but like lesbians, you're full of shit. :b But you CAN still bash gays and like lesbians. That's a preference. :)

Besides, I would think that you'd be encouraging Chesire to post the pics. :b

Have I encouraged her to do so? Not once. So why would you think I would now? What makes you <i>think</i> I would do something aside from what I have done?

I'm not the least bit interested, I believe this has been shown. Its clearly apparent.

I didn't realize this thread was gonna bring up such intense issues from Fletch.

I think he's trying to teach a lesson.

i'm not defending violence towards gay men, but there is a huge difference between woman and men. just because you don't like men having sex with other men means you should not like woman having sex with other woman? if woman turn you on, chances are two woman going at it turns you on as well. they may both be same sex relationships, but thats where the similarities end.

Forgive my newbieness. I've only 50 some odd posts. I wrongfully assumed that you'd like to see amateur girls kissing pics.

I do not like either and refuse to associate with either.

Ok you are entitled to your own opinion.....

But I got to say I do like female on female! Thats yummy!

:thumbsup

chessy-

dont worry, I just think you need a heart 2 heart with your friend!
:winkwink:

she needs a good anal fucking.

so.......wheres the pics?

How do you figure that, Fletch? I fuck men, and I fuck women. Doesn't that make me, by definition, a bisexual? If not, and as you say, "Bi is bullshit", then in what category of sexual orientation would you classify someone who is pretty much 50/50 as far as sexual attraction to their own and the opposite sex?

Your not gay, just a good friend :glugglug

101 BIATCH!