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Barefootsies 05-06-2010 01:15 PM

How nice for them.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-06-2010 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 17114389)
I would take the payout, their is no fucking way i would trust ANYONE with that amount of cash but myself. hell i would barely trust that amount sitting in a savings account. but i would spread it out under multiple accounts just incase a certain bank goes by by or the govt comes in and tries to lock up the money with some future law.

25 years is way to long for to much shit to go wrong. i dont trust people with $100 let alone 122million. fuck that.

Really, I'd probably expatriate to Andorra and snowboard myself to death. $133 million and I'd still be the broke ass in the neighborhood, lol...

Jon Oso 05-06-2010 01:25 PM

I could easily spend 133 million dollars in 1 year.

I would probably let my parents deal with that kind of money. They're way better at investing than I am.

I would take the lump sum though. Not that I couldn't live off of 6+ million a year but if I wanted to be stupid with it I would want to be able to be stupid with it.

First thing I would do is pay to have my name legally changed so no one I knew could get ahold of me unless I wanted them to. Fuck people with their hands out.

Konkan 05-06-2010 01:30 PM

266$mil !!! It`s shit loads of money. If he is a good money player he could do so many things

TheDA 05-06-2010 01:40 PM

£67 million jackpot in the Euro lottery tomorrow. Now that would be nice :)

MetaMan 05-06-2010 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17114417)
Really, I'd probably expatriate to Andorra and snowboard myself to death. $133 million and I'd still be the broke ass in the neighborhood, lol...

you would take the 25 year payout?

i just dont trust the govt, they are shadddddddddddy ass bastards, its like they let the natives win in canada so they can funnel it back through them via banks LOLZ

Jarmusch 05-06-2010 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 17114197)
50% of that 133M goes to taxes. They are left with $66M.

Still, $66M is good for the rest of their entire lives.

$133M of the $266M goes to taxes..... they are left with $133M

GatorB 05-06-2010 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 17114197)
50% of that 133M goes to taxes. They are left with $66M.

Still, $66M is good for the rest of their entire lives.

I'm not sure why people think the tax rate is 50% it hasn't been that in decades. The top tax rate is 35%. After taxes $133 mil is $86.5 mil

Jarmusch 05-06-2010 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17114738)
$133M of the $266M goes to taxes..... they are left with $133M

Actually I was way wrong here, $133M doesn't go to taxes lol

According to the PowerBall/Mega Millions Calculator they should get approx. $103M assuming a 28% tax

Lump Sum :
(approx) $143,766,669.00 / $103,512,002.00 (after 28% tax)

Per Year ( 26 yearly payouts ) :
(approx) $10,230,769.00 / $7,366,154.00 (after 28% tax)

Phoenix 05-06-2010 03:04 PM

its a lot of money....maybe they will have time to go to the gym now

punker barbie 05-06-2010 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17112243)
i just don't understand how anyone can burn that much money that fast. first fucking thing i'd do is start looking into a bunch of different stable guaranteed investment options. i mean, i don't think i could even go spend crazy as fuck and manage to waste $133 million in 7 years. what the hell are these people doing?

alot of blow and hookers?

TXXXTN 05-06-2010 04:34 PM

Take the money and fucking run.


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