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greentea 12-30-2002 12:16 AM

Shot 30 feet from my chair out the window 3 stories, looks like bird shit outside..

:eek7

Nasty D 12-30-2002 12:40 AM

To the Moon Alice:BangBang:

Darin 12-30-2002 01:17 AM

About 10 feet..

.. when I'm hanging from the ceiling. :Graucho

Sarah_Jayne 12-30-2002 01:27 AM

men are offically weird.

EscortBiz 12-30-2002 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


do you use both sust and deca in a cycle? anything else? some people i knew used to use dball or anadrol. plus anti estrogens

I do stack them, dbol I pop here and there, and yes you have to take anti estro or you end up with bitch tits AKA gyno

Theo 12-30-2002 04:25 PM

die young,die strong :glugglug

Theo 12-30-2002 04:25 PM

there's an infamous tshirt saying it
die young,die strong,dianabol

EscortBiz 12-30-2002 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
there's an infamous tshirt saying it
die young,die strong,dianabol

Die Young Die Fat Pizza is more like it

FlyingIguana 12-30-2002 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


I do stack them, dbol I pop here and there, and yes you have to take anti estro or you end up with bitch tits AKA gyno

one of my friends who used to wrestle in asia got bitch tits. do you have to take anti estrogens with stuff like deca? i always thought things like deca or primobolin couldn't cause gyno.

Libertine 12-30-2002 04:30 PM

I once came over my own face. That was a bit too far, for my liking.

Theo 12-30-2002 04:40 PM

they can,worst one is anadrol from what i remember. I had translated a underground steroid handbook by Duchaine, the steroids legend (RIP) for a friend, pro bodybuilder

FlyingIguana 12-30-2002 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
they can,worst one is anadrol from what i remember. I had translated a underground steroid handbook by Duchaine, the steroids legend (RIP) for a friend, pro bodybuilder
ya but anadrol is more potent, same with dball. deca is more of a 'starters' steroid that doesn't have as many side effects. i wouldn't bother with the harder stuff.

Theo 12-30-2002 04:45 PM

here's an interesting article about the steroids guru

http://www.t-mag.com/html/body_88dd.html

LadyMischief 12-30-2002 04:45 PM

My wonderfully perfectly average husband can shoot consistantly over 6 feet. We used to have sex near our fireplace, and he would pull out sometimes to cum on me, and it would land in the fireplace (which from where we liked to fuck was about 6ish feet). If you've never heard sperm sizzle, it's an interesting sound.

I'm sure if he went more than a day without sex or a blowjob though and actually built up, he could go much further :)

Theo 12-30-2002 04:53 PM

i wont hide it anymore......one day i saved a city from a fire disaster with a single cumshot

CumSensei 12-30-2002 04:56 PM

Most times if my girlfriend is lying down on the bed and I fuck her I almost hit her face with cum as I draw myselfe out and squirt from between her legs over her belly :)

Almost....I would say 8 of 10 times.

Speedy26 12-30-2002 05:05 PM

my average would be around 7 feet. when jerking off the first two squirts would always go over my head if im sitting in a chair.

it also depends on how long the sex or masturbation is. (mostly masturbation) after you been with someone for 6 years. :1orglaugh

J.R. 12-30-2002 05:07 PM

all depends of the state of arousal

I once shot like 1 1/2 feet..:Graucho

fnet 12-30-2002 05:14 PM

I can't shoot far unless I save up for a couple weeks.

But Alex Firestone can shoot 12 feet.

FlyingIguana 12-30-2002 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by Speedy26
it also depends on how long the sex or masturbation is. (mostly masturbation) after you been with someone for 6 years. :1orglaugh
lol

EscortBiz 12-30-2002 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
My wonderfully perfectly average husband can shoot consistantly over 6 feet. We used to have sex near our fireplace, and he would pull out sometimes to cum on me, and it would land in the fireplace (which from where we liked to fuck was about 6ish feet). If you've never heard sperm sizzle, it's an interesting sound.

I'm sure if he went more than a day without sex or a blowjob though and actually built up, he could go much further :)

Hey are we still gonna meet?

demented 12-30-2002 07:30 PM

The medication I currently take fucks up my sexual organs. It's a bitch just to cum, let alone cum and squirt anywhere. If anyone has ever had to take strong narcotics for a long period of time, They will know what I mean.

rowan 12-30-2002 08:55 PM

This guy doesn't really 'shoot', but he has a LOT of it. About 15 squirts in 20 seconds.

http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=nono1.mpg

He's my hero

LadyMischief 12-30-2002 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz


Hey are we still gonna meet?

Are you bringing the cocktails?


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