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Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:01 PM

got a tad sunburned today.... should be easy to spot in vegas... I'll be the red guy...

12-29-2002, 07:02 PM

lobster ?

Spunky · 12-29-2002, 07:02 PM

bah...just started snowing here

Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:03 PM

tons of fine ass bikinis down there today though.... (it was worth every minute)

12-29-2002, 07:03 PM

pics ?

bibabi · 12-29-2002, 07:03 PM

sorry to hear your a bit red amp.... but tell me is it a full body burn? Are you red all over

Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
pics ?

ya know.... I took my camera with me yesterday, and now I can't find it... (seriously)....

I hope it's in one of the cars somewhere, cuz that fucker cost too much to just lose.....

Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bibabi
sorry to hear your a bit red amp.... but tell me is it a full body burn? Are you red all over

not sure yet.... I was doing an experiment today.... I put SPF 4 Hawaiian Tropic oil on the upper body, and nothing on the lower.... the results aren't in yet, we just got back....

(but I think the top half is burned more)

Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:07 PM

oops.... scratch that... the bottle says no SPF at all....

Amputate Your Head · 12-29-2002, 07:08 PM

hmmm.... this experiment was rigged.

Zayne E. · 12-29-2002, 07:19 PM

Hiya AMP

The best cure for a sunburn is diaper rash ointment. It's like a miracle...seriously! Pain gone within minutes and redness goes away within a day or so.

Take it from a Floriduh surfer/scuba diver...try it

Of course, if you want to keep the painted, possibly one-sided glow, never mind

RedShoe · 12-29-2002, 07:23 PM

Go to an ABC store. Right up near the cash registers (an impulse buy) you'll find, "maui babe" sun tan oil*.

It has got to be Maui's best kept secret hoax on the tourists. One of my first trips, I went and got a bottle. Mrs. RedShoe laughed her ass off at me the whole time I was buying it. She said it was shit, and it wouldn't work.

I thought, "Maui Babe"... with a name like that it's gotta make me nice and tan. Sure enough, I got to the beach and applied it. Just like the bottle sid, it was indeed, an oil. My guess it that it's just a bunch of food mixed in with a lot of olive oil. Pineapples, coconut milk, guava, mangos, all liquified and added to olive oil.

It stank, and was very oily. After a while it turned a little sticky. It was disgusting. After a short while I was burnt beyond belief. I ended up with sun poisoning. My body was beyond red and was now a purplish magenta color. I was in bed in agonizing pain for about 3 days. A breeze felt like a flame thrower. It makes you ill, and nothing... nothing helps.

MAUI BABE ROCKS!!!

* note - it's not a lotion, it's an oil.

Pete · 12-29-2002, 07:32 PM

I'm trying to feel sorry for you but I just cant. I had to shovel my fuckin driveway yesterday!

sherie · 12-29-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
lobster ?

Boofuckinghoo!! It's is colder than a nuns vagina here.....I am looking for a place to tan..LOL

Ya lucky fucker!!

Lane · 12-29-2002, 08:12 PM

i just came back from 5 hours of snowboarding, and it was my first time.. tell me about OUCH.. all my bones are aching... i wont be able to get out of the bed tomorrow

Peaches · 12-29-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Go to an ABC store. Right up near the cash registers (an impulse buy) you'll find, "maui babe" sun tan oil*.

Ack! I love that stuff! I even ordered it over the internet this past summer

Not only does it smell great, it DOES help you tan and your skin soft w/o being oily AND it keeps the bugs away

And this is from a blonde with blue eyes....though I do only start using anything with no SPF after I start with the 15, then 8, then 4. It's all in the planning and execution.

Morgan · 12-29-2002, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sherie
Boofuckinghoo!! It's is colder than a nuns vagina here.....I am looking for a place to tan..LOL

Ya lucky fucker!!

Try the tanning salon.

SleazyDream · 12-29-2002, 09:02 PM

anyone ever hear of skin cancer?

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Zayne E. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,383	Hiya AMP The best cure for a sunburn is diaper rash ointment. It's like a miracle...seriously! Pain gone within minutes and redness goes away within a day or so. Take it from a Floriduh surfer/scuba diver...try it Of course, if you want to keep the painted, possibly one-sided glow, never mind

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