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  • ShellyCrash
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    • Jun 2004
    • 6708
    #1

    Death by Eel in Anus- Chinese prank goes Horribly Wrong

    This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-



    A CHEF has died after an EEL was put up his bum.
    Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum after his death, it has been reported.

    The 50cm long Asian swamp eel was allegedly inserted into the unnamed man's bottom, after he passed out drunk, by pals playing a prank on him.

    Medics said the eel had devoured his bowels.
    Full article:
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

    IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
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      #2
      yeah i just posted it this morning
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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
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          #3
          ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...
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            • marketsmart
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              • Dec 2004
              • 20419
              #4
              Originally posted by brassmonkey
              yeah i just posted it this morning
              thanks for pointing that out...

              it means the world to me....








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                • CyberHustler
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                  • Feb 2006
                  • 28750
                  #5
                  That's fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up...
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                    • _Richard_
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                      • Oct 2006
                      • 30991
                      #6
                      Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                      This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-





                      Full article:
                      http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

                      IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

                      FUCK
                      that poor bastard

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                        • MaDalton
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 39861
                          #7
                          ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

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                            • CDSmith
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                              • May 2001
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                              #8
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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                  ok, i thought i'd take the burden on me...

                                  http://www.spankwire.com/Japanese-An...rn/video42853/
                                  the classic eel pooping throwto video, lol

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                                    • Loch
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                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 7674
                                      #10
                                      Man think about that poor eel ppl
                                      Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

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                                        • spazlabz
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                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 6548
                                          #11
                                          what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!

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                                            • spazlabz
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                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 6548
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Loch
                                              Man think about that poor eel ppl
                                              Tried in vain to eat his way out....poor thing

                                              that is soooooooo gross LOL

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                                                • michael.kickass
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                                                  #13
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                                                    • czarina
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 10752
                                                      #14
                                                      when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

                                                      This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

                                                      talk about a terrible way to die!

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                                                        • LiveDose
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 25792
                                                          #15
                                                          Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

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                                                            • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                              (felis madjewicus)
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 20368
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by spazlabz
                                                              what kind of a person would consider that a good joke? I tend to only get drunk around people I trust but if I woke up with anything stuffed into my anal cavity there would be swift and violent repercussions I mean DAMN!

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                                                                • ShellyCrash
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                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                  • 6708
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                  yeah i just posted it this morning
                                                                  Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.

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                                                                    • bbobby86
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                                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                                      • 11926
                                                                      #18
                                                                      what a bastard...

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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
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                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075
                                                                          #19
                                                                          that is beyond fucked up.
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                                                                            • spazlabz
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                                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                                              • 6548
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                                              LOL that shit was funny!

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                                                                                • ShellyCrash
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                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                  • 6708
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by czarina
                                                                                  when I was a little girl, a guy was killed not far from my house from a similar prank.

                                                                                  This guy worked the night shift at the local water company, and some jerk colleagues that were always harrassing him about his weight (he was fat), went in one night, held him down and shoved a hose up his butt and turned it on. The water pressure was so tremendous that it made him explode.

                                                                                  talk about a terrible way to die!
                                                                                  My god, that's awful.

                                                                                  I did alot of awful shit to people as a teenager, things I will most likely go to hell for if there is such a place, but at least we never killed anyone.

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                                                                                    • Deej
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                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                      • 24386
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                      Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.
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                                                                                        • Adam X
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 2493
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          oooh those jap girls pouring eels into her ass with a funnel...
                                                                                          thats just fucking sick... I dread the thought of a spider crawling into my mouth or ear, let alone a fucking EEL in my ass... wtf!!
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                                                                                                • kristin
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                  • 9768
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  That's pretty fucked up. Wow.
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                                                                                                    • BobChezule
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                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 779
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      That Chappelle video is funny as hell.

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                                                                                                        • ShellyCrash
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                                                                                                          • Jun 2004
                                                                                                          • 6708
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                          Fuck him! Live in the light girl!

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                                                                                                            • DamnGoodRatio
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                                              ok - T minus 10 till someone posts the videos of the japanese girls with the living eels in their anus...
                                                                                                              Looks like it only took 3 minutes, must be a new record ? ? ?
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                                                                                                                • Caligari
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                                                                                                                  #29

                                                                                                                  I guess I picked the wrong week to start putting eels in my anus.
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                                                                                                                    • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                      • 77397
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                                                      Sorry dude, I both checked the front page and did a search for eel before posting, nothing came up.
                                                                                                                      http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=966070
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                                                                                                                        • fatfoo
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                          • 27763
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).
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                                                                                                                            • GatorB
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                              • 18208
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                                                              This has got to be one of the worst ways to die imagineable-


                                                                                                                              Full article:
                                                                                                                              http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

                                                                                                                              IF it is true, I mean - this is being published in the Sun- but if true at least the guy was passed out and hopefully didn't feel a thing.

                                                                                                                              FUCK
                                                                                                                              Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.

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                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                                                  That's even worse than the story about the woman who masturbated with a fish and then she gave birth to many small live moving fish (because the fish laid eggs in her womb).
                                                                                                                                  Indeed. It's even worse than the kid who swallowed a watermelon seed and a watermelon started growing in his stomach. It had to be removed surgically but the kid lived, whereas the eel-in-the-anus guy died. So that's worse.

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                                                                                                                                    • ShellyCrash
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                                                      http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=966070
                                                                                                                                      Don't hate, congratulate.

                                                                                                                                      I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke"

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                                                                                                                                        • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 77397
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ShellyCrash
                                                                                                                                          Don't hate, congratulate.

                                                                                                                                          I made my best efforts. Your title was "bad joke"
                                                                                                                                          yeah after he died they claimed it was a joke gone bad
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                                                                                                                                            • Paul Markham
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 52942
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by GatorB
                                                                                                                                              Ok this story comes thesun so it's dubious to begin with. Even if true I'm not sure it's worse than the guy who died from getting fucked in the ass by a horse.
                                                                                                                                              You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.



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                                                                                                                                                • Andro
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  damn...
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                                                                                                                                                    • Chosen
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Weird things happening in China lately...

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                                                                                                                                                        • LoveSandra
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                                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2008
                                                                                                                                                          • 10551
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                                                                                                                          Fucking weirdos. Poor guy.

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                                                                                                                                                            • redwhiteandblue
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 2793
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                                                                                                                                              You and me seem to be the only doubters. Would the acid in the bowl kill the ell before it killed the man is my thought.
                                                                                                                                                              No but the smell would.
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                                                                                                                                                                • halfpint
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                                                                                                                                                                  • 15223
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Damm what a crazy story

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Davy
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      He was passed out drunk - so he probably didn't even notice...
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 67798
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...


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                                                                                                                                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                                                                                                              He probably enjoyed it at the start thinking it was some black dude sticking his cock up his ass...
                                                                                                                                                                              hahaha!!!
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