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mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 10:28 AM

Here we go again one hour ask me anything.... Next week will do the business strategy again...

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2010, 10:29 AM

1. Why only one hour?
2. Will you answer in the form of a question like Jeopardy?

Caligari · 04-30-2010, 10:33 AM

What do you think are the 3 best methods of getting adult traffic that converts?

Barefootsies · 04-30-2010, 10:34 AM

There threads are always delicious.

cwd · 04-30-2010, 10:35 AM

3 guys go to a hotel for the night. the night manager says its $30. so they each pay $10. Later on, he relizes that it was only $25, so he gives $5 dollars to the bellboy to give back to them. He didnt know how to divide it equally, so he gave them each a dollar and kept the other $2 for himself. So each of the 3 guys paid $9 and the bellboy has $2. lets add. 25(which was the total)+3(which the bellby gave back)+2(which the bell boy kept)=30. In just numbers without the reasoning its 25+3+2=30. Lets multiply. 9(which each of the guys paid)x3(the number of guys)+2=$29, in just numbers thats 9x3+2=29.

Where is the other dollar?

Zuzana Designs · 04-30-2010, 10:37 AM

A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet’s area?

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

1. Why only one hour?
2. Will you answer in the form of a question like Jeopardy?

1. one hour cause i dont have a ton of time and this limits me from spending too much time on it.
2. no.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

What do you think are the 3 best methods of getting adult traffic that converts?

All adult traffic converts, its silly to think that the source matters for "best" in my mind the source is just a way of conditioning yourself for a ratio, ie TGP traffic should convert between 1:1000 and 1:2000, se traffic at 1:10 to 1:50 etc the ratio doesnt matter truly what matters is your cost of acquisition vs your revenue per acquisition.

So say you buy traffic from a broker and your cost is .25 cpa and your rpa is .26 then you should continue to do this because it makes you a penny per join.

If you just want 3 methods simple:

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Sneakysites · 04-30-2010, 10:47 AM

Are you guys hiring?

J. Falcon · 04-30-2010, 10:47 AM

What are you doing this weekend?

Koodoo · 04-30-2010, 10:49 AM

who are u?

Caligari · 04-30-2010, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

All adult traffic converts

I disagree with that statement but thanks for your answer.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by cwd

3 guys go to a hotel for the night. the night manager says its $30. so they each pay $10. Later on, he relizes that it was only $25, so he gives $5 dollars to the bellboy to give back to them. He didnt know how to divide it equally, so he gave them each a dollar and kept the other $2 for himself. So each of the 3 guys paid $9 and the bellboy has $2. lets add. 25(which was the total)+3(which the bellby gave back)+2(which the bell boy kept)=30. In just numbers without the reasoning its 25+3+2=30. Lets multiply. 9(which each of the guys paid)x3(the number of guys)+2=$29, in just numbers thats 9x3+2=29.

Where is the other dollar?

There is no other dollar. Each man put in $9 towards the cost of the room: 3 x $9 = $27. The bellboy has kept $2 from what the men spent for himself: $27 ? $2 = $25. The motel has collected $25.

_Richard_ · 04-30-2010, 10:55 AM

what sort of degree would you want to have after working in the biz?

BestXXXPorn · 04-30-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet?s area?

This question can not be answered without being given the length of the rectangle...

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

A right cylinder is formed from a rectangular sheet. Its volume is 36/ pie sign cubic units. What is the rectangular sheet?s area?

A = PIR^2
A = PI x 2*2
A = PI x 4
A = 12.566370614359172
A = 13

thats based on taking your 36 as the cubic units and going back to the height and radius of the cylinder then extrapolating that into the area formula of the rectangle. However to do it accurately i would need to see the question better as I am unsure of your volume number did you mean cubic inches? or feet etc.

Anyway this is a base answer done with the numbers and understanding i have of the question.

nation-x · 04-30-2010, 11:04 AM

What is the best way to gain affiliates that send traffic?

The Porn Nerd · 04-30-2010, 11:06 AM

How can I improve my sales after I've re-designed my entire network?

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sneakysites

Are you guys hiring?

Always right now we are looking for php programmers familiar with cake, as well as webmasters with a free site background, project managers with some history of running their own busiensses, and an accountant all in house in Toronto.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon

What are you doing this weekend?

Picking up my mother in law from the airport and then spending time with my family.

Oracle Porn · 04-30-2010, 11:09 AM

Perfect finally

Question: When are you going to reply to my email about text trades?

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Koodoo

who are u?

I have answered this enough times in previous threads but if you dont want to search, I work for Shap, and have worked on line in adult for over 12 years. I have lived all over and now live in the Ontario area and work in the office 5 days a week.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

what sort of degree would you want to have after working in the biz?

I have debated this, either history or architecture i cant decide yet as I am torn on what I want to do.

Chosen · 04-30-2010, 11:10 AM

What is the purpose of life?

Scott McD · 04-30-2010, 11:11 AM

Why do chicks take 5 hours to get ready ???

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

What is the best way to gain affiliates that send traffic?

Pay them more. Affiliates are a dieing biz so what you should focus on instead is buying traffic and trying to make the most profit possible out of it.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

Perfect finally

Question: When are you going to reply to my email about text trades?

Email me again today man I will send it to one of webmasters running the sites.

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2010, 11:14 AM

I usually wear a goatee during the winter months, then shave clean during the warmer summer months. Do you feel that this is wise?

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

What is the purpose of life?

depends on how you define life, if you mean breathing, then the purpose of life is to exist, if you mean of a species ie the human race then the purpose of life is to procreate and expand like any living system till you become in balance with your eco system. If on the other hand you are refering to the existential searching for purpose in your life due to a feeling of inadequace or lack of direction, then that i cant help you with.

To me life is about giving to others, either knowledge, time, thoughts, giving of yourself not to gain but to make others better.

BestXXXPorn · 04-30-2010, 11:14 AM

How much A/B testing does Twistys do?

_Richard_ · 04-30-2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

I have debated this, either history or architecture i cant decide yet as I am torn on what I want to do.

ahh weird, you'd want to move away completely from online biz? i guess if i wanted a big switch i'd try for a law degree

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Why do chicks take 5 hours to get ready ???

If your girl is taking 5 hours you arent doing something right and she is taking the time to do it herself ;)

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I usually wear a goatee during the winter months, then shave clean during the warmer summer months. Do you feel that this is wise?

I do the same but do a beard, based on your location if it were me i would probably be smooth most of the time. My only downside and not sure if this affects you is razor burn i find more irritating than the beard growth so shaving it off i find annoying.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

How much A/B testing does Twistys do?

On every project on every item we do a/b then we manage it for ever, constantly running tests on specific traffic sources, pages, we do this on free sites, pay sites, everything.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

ahh weird, you'd want to move away completely from online biz? i guess if i wanted a big switch i'd try for a law degree

Ah well we arent only adult so to me, would mean me leaving twistys. And I am torn with what i would do after, teacher or architect or enviornmental developer.

BestXXXPorn · 04-30-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

On every project on every item we do a/b then we manage it for ever, constantly running tests on specific traffic sources, pages, we do this on free sites, pay sites, everything.

Pay attention, smaller sites ;)

The Porn Nerd · 04-30-2010, 11:25 AM

Wow - way to ignore an actual business question "guru". Maybe I should've asked what you had for breakfast or what you're doing for the weekend, would've been an easier answer for you.

Next 'ask me anything' session I'll ask what your favorite colour is.

FlexxAeon · 04-30-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

Pay them more. Affiliates are a dieing biz so what you should focus on instead is buying traffic and trying to make the most profit possible out of it.

1) why is the affiliate biz a dying biz?
2) If/when being an affiliate is no longer an option, what is a seasoned webmaster to do to remain self-employed?

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

How can I improve my sales after I've re-designed my entire network?

First if the redesign didnt improve your conversions or make you more go back.

Secondly to increase sales you need more traffic, have you done like I told you last time you asked and create a budget and system for analyzing and buying traffic? If not start there. If you have and are having trouble with it post what your troubles are.

Thirdly you have an amatuer site and network why are you not on every tube and swinger forum out there? If you think affiliates will send you traffic you are mistaken there are few amateur affiliates who can really push a site like yours, you would be best served doing the ad buy and testing i stated above.

Good luck with it.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Wow - way to ignore an actual business question "guru". Maybe I should've asked what you had for breakfast or what you're doing for the weekend, would've been an easier answer for you.

Next 'ask me anything' session I'll ask what your favorite colour is.

Next time wait for your response I always respond.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by FlexxAeon

1) why is the affiliate biz a dying biz?
2) If/when being an affiliate is no longer an option, what is a seasoned webmaster to do to remain self-employed?

1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.
2) no idea, get a job with a big program that runs free sites. Move to mainstream keep trying at reasonable success? Sorry i cant be more help but i am not really sure where to send you on that.

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:36 AM

So thats the hour, last questions answered, have a good day hope someone got something from this.

FlexxAeon · 04-30-2010, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.
2) no idea, get a job with a big program that runs free sites. Move to mainstream keep trying at reasonable success? Sorry i cant be more help but i am not really sure where to send you on that.

bah well time is up so i'll save my response questions for next time

#2 is what i was afraid you'd say i tried to word it to avoid the "get a job" answer lol

Amputate Your Head · 04-30-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

So thats the hour, last questions answered, have a good day hope someone got something from this.

Thank you for your time sir.

Caligari · 04-30-2010, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpahlca

1) Who owns most of the biggest traffic sources on the web? Affiliate programs they will buy out all the big traffic sites sooner or later then the smaller guys will disappear because that traffic will no longer trickle down.

They will never control search, social search...great traffic sources. You can always build your own traffic base and go with that. While the amount of affiliates might shrink over time i think they will always be there.

but yes thanks for doing this again, its always very interesting!

FlexxAeon · 04-30-2010, 11:44 AM

co-sign. thanks for the answers

mpahlca · 04-30-2010, 11:48 AM

all questions answered as best as I can, for next week i will be disecting a biz so whoever wants a base plan like last time gets it.

The Porn Nerd · 04-30-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

Next time wait for your response I always respond.

LOL Sorry Sir - I was actually trying to be pithy with my second post but...well, my apologies.

I would respond to your excellent suggestions but I have used up my "dick" quotient for this day. Perhaps next friday.

Cheers.

The Porn Nerd · 04-30-2010, 01:36 PM

I am SUCH a threadkiller. :D

SOOOO close to 1,000 posts.....

smutnut · 04-30-2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mpahlca

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I know my hour is up but if you think these are the best means of converting traffic, all I can say is LOL

Hopefully you hate the person who asked this.

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