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I had some 31yo chick giving me head and banging herself at the restaurant table:

04-28-2010, 06:16 PM

I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.
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04-28-2010, 06:23 PM

You tha' man.

Are you on a boat or a horse right now?

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04-28-2010, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

Are you on a boat or a horse right now?

lol ... wtf?
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04-28-2010, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Alky

lol ... wtf?

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04-28-2010, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

You tha' man.

Are you on a boat or a horse right now?

i am on pimp mode is what im on.
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04-28-2010, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by CDSmith

You tha' man.

Are you on a boat or a horse right now?

He's actually half-horse, half-man.

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04-28-2010, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.

I was at a club a while back with some MILF and she was sucking my dick in an upstairs booth and a downstairs bouncer figures out whats going on and shines his big ass flashlight on me and says in a megaphone voice, "Put it away pornstar or I'm gonna put it away for you."

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04-28-2010, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

I was at a club a while back with some MILF and she was sucking my dick in an upstairs booth and a downstairs bouncer figures out whats going on and shines his big ass flashlight on me and says in a megaphone voice, "Put it away pornstar or I'm gonna put it away for you."

fuckin PLAYA HATA,

i was in vancouver and fuckin this chick poolside at the hotel at 3am, this chinese guy comes in and is like "UUUUUU GET OUTTA HUR OR I CALL COPS" then he stands there and watches lolz. WTF
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04-28-2010, 06:43 PM

you made me smile on that dude!!!

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04-28-2010, 06:47 PM

Sweet!
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04-28-2010, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by raven1083

you made me smile on that dude!!!

it was fun!

i been working so much i forget how much these small dates are.
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04-28-2010, 07:06 PM

i was driving down I-95 today, stopped at a rest stop and got a blowjob through the glory hole in the men's bathroom...

i think dirty d was on the other side, but i can't be sure if he's allowed out of state or not and this wasnt in florida....

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04-28-2010, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by marketsmart

i was driving down I-95 today, stopped at a rest stop and got a blowjob through the glory hole in the men's bathroom...

i think dirty d was on the other side, but i can't be sure if he's allowed out of state or not and this wasnt in florida....

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hmmmmm *gets in car and drives towards I-95*
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04-28-2010, 07:12 PM

And the herpes virus spreads....

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04-28-2010, 07:17 PM

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And the herpes virus spreads....

ive been checked many times and clean

i actually pick and choose who i fool around with. but as i know it can take only 1 time so i try not to count my blessings.
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04-28-2010, 10:45 PM

you should start to write fantasy books

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04-28-2010, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.

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04-28-2010, 11:12 PM

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04-29-2010, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I picked up this 31yo chick sitting at the bar. took her out the next day she was all asking me "do i ever get flustered" i was like "no i never do" shes all like "nothing at all would make you flustered". i was like "well one thing" then i popped a raging hard on with my fucking snake. and i was like "maybe if you put your hands in my pants. then she was like "now are you flustered" i was like "maybe if i came in your mouth"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLZ she then starts giving me head and banging herself, waitress walks by and my cock was hanging out under the table, the chick covered it im sure if the waitress saw it she would be begging to suck it also.

this is a bold faced lie. we all know oral sex is illegal in alberta. im reporting you to the appropriate anti-getting-sucked-off authority immediately.

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04-29-2010, 12:37 AM

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04-29-2010, 12:42 AM

Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

I was at a club a while back with some MILF and she was sucking my dick in an upstairs booth and a downstairs bouncer figures out whats going on and shines his big ass flashlight on me and says in a megaphone voice, "Put it away pornstar or I'm gonna put it away for you."

I think he liked you and was hoping you would let him put it away

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04-29-2010, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by jimmy-3-way

I was at a club a while back with some MILF and she was sucking my dick in an upstairs booth and a downstairs bouncer figures out whats going on and shines his big ass flashlight on me and says in a megaphone voice, "Put it away pornstar or I'm gonna put it away for you."

that is kind of funny, hehe

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04-29-2010, 02:18 AM

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