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  • smutnut
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2007
    • 5889

    #1

    I need one zillion billion hits a day!!!

    I was just checking my ratios and I'm figuring if I could somehow get only 1 zillion billion hits a day I'd be living large. Can anyone help me out with this?
  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #2
    I will send you one hit per day.
    SIG TOO BIG

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    • smutnut
      So Fucking Banned
      • Jul 2007
      • 5889

      #3
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      I will send you one hit per day.
      Thanks, dude. Awesome! Now I only need one zillion billion people minus one to do the same thing.

      Hey, can you start a web site to collect 1 cent from every person in the world and just add up how much it would be, or is that illegal?

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      • BestXXXPorn
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2009
        • 2277

        #4
        It's 2010 can we stop using the term "hits" to describe visits and/or page views? :P
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by BestXXXPorn
          It's 2010 can we stop using the term "hits" to describe visits and/or page views? :P
          Oh is that what we're talking about?
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • Horny Joe
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 2661

            #6
            I have 2 gazillion-gashmillion hits to spare, if your server can handle it? I just don't need the sales, so....
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            • GrouchyAdmin
              Now choke yourself!
              • Apr 2006
              • 12085

              #7
              Buy Choker.

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              • Horny Joe
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2004
                • 2661

                #8
                Actually.... cheked my stats too.... I don't have much traffic overall... 120k/unique this month to programs - sales 1:1493 unique.... five times the traffic and I would have a decent living from this..... Hmmmmmmmmm...
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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945

                  #9
                  buy million hits and send on page with 1000 iframes, that is billion for start
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                  • Horny Joe
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 2661

                    #10
                    Originally posted by seeandsee
                    buy million hits and send on page with 1000 iframes, that is billion for start
                    adding a couple of popunders and, voila!
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                    • Caligari
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 5414

                      #11
                      If you send me a zillion hits a day i will send you a zillion billion hits a day;)
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                      • Chosen
                        • Aug 2001
                        • 63151

                        #12
                        Lol

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                        • smutnut
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 5889

                          #13
                          Nasty Dollars and Top Bucks are these guys webmaster checks?

                          Just curious if Nasty Dollars or Top Bucks are webmaster checks. I don't think they are but are they.

                          Hey here's a link for people curious about who uses them. Don't know how valid it is...

                          http://whopaidme.com/search/Webmaster+Checks/

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                          • Mr. Romance
                            The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 7821

                            #14
                            We can't do that much, but we can get you some more traffic for sure

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                            • LoveSandra
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 10551

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              I will send you one hit per day.

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                              • Cyber Fucker
                                Hmm
                                • Sep 2005
                                • 12642

                                #16
                                I second that.

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                                • fatfoo
                                  ICQ:649699063
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 27763

                                  #17
                                  Use a traffic trade script.
                                  Send me an email: [email protected]

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