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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    A honestly real conversation I had this morning ...

    Went to get a hair cut and it was a new place so the woman doing my hair was giving me all the normal 'where are you from' stuff that I get when they hear my voice. I was answering all the normal questions when this exchange happened:

    Her: Have you been to San Francisco?
    Me: Yes, it is one of my favourite places.
    Her: Did you go to Alcatraz?
    Me: No, I wanted to but when I as there the tickets were all booked up. I did see it from the shore though.
    Her: Oh, I really want to go. I hear they show you where Nelson Mandela was held.
  • digitaldivas
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    • Sep 2007
    • 4328

    #2
    ....wow.
    ...

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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      nelson mendela?!???
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      • TheDA
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        • May 2006
        • 4665

        #4
        Who is Nelson Mandela?
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        • greg80
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          • May 2007
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          #5
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          • Barefootsies
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            • Feb 2005
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            #6
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            • SGS
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              • Dec 2002
              • 5176

              #7
              And you let her lose with sharp objects so close to your head????
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              • Adraco
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                • May 2009
                • 3745

                #8
                Of course Nelson Mandela was held in Alcatraz, where else would he have been held???

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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SGS
                  And you let her lose with sharp objects so close to your head????
                  She was otherwise nice and she had already started cutting. So, I just smiled and let her do her work.

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                  • SGS
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                    • Dec 2002
                    • 5176

                    #10
                    Would have made me watch her very closely in the mirror. lol
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                    • mikke
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                      • Jan 2010
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                      #11
                      who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?
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                      • MediaGuy
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                        • Sep 2004
                        • 5500

                        #12
                        What one Cali-dude said to me once:

                        "Until I met you, I thought Quebec was some place in Iraq"

                        Phonetically:

                        "'til I met y'all, ah thote Q'beck wuz sum'place in Eye-rack"

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                        • halfpint
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                          • Jun 2007
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                          #13
                          LOL wrong prison ... wrong country

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                          • awxm
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                            • Aug 2009
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                            #14
                            I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.
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                            • CarlosTheGaucho
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 9559

                              #15
                              LOL

                              should have told her that she's confusing it, that it's Clint Eastwood who is responsible for overthrowing Apartheid
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                              • pornguy
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                                • Mar 2003
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                                #16
                                Sad.. Really sad.

                                And for the American haters that will Jump in, here, I do Believe that Sarah still lives in England and that was an English person that said it. so.....
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                                • halfpint
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                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 15223

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by mikke
                                  who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?
                                  He was the leader of the ANC in South Africa He then got thrown in prison for about 20 years on Robben island When he was released he became the president of SA.

                                  His ex wife Winnie Mandela is a totaly fucked up stupid bitch

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                                  • Miz_Wright
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                                    • Jul 2007
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                                    #18
                                    Wow.

                                    As much guff as Americans take for lack of international knowledge, that's pretty awesome, actually.
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                                    • rogueteens
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                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 8005

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                      Sad.. Really sad.

                                      And for the American haters that will Jump in, here, I do Believe that Sarah still lives in England and that was an English person that said it. so.....
                                      or the person was being sarcastic, knowing how the US treat foreign prisoners? :D
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                                      • Serial Pervert
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                                        • Mar 2008
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by theda
                                        who is nelson mandela?
                                        srsly? .-.

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by rogueteens
                                          or the person was being sarcastic, knowing how the US treat foreign prisoners? :D
                                          No, that really wasn't it.

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                                          • CunningStunt
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                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 5594

                                            #22
                                            I think she was taking the piss out of you.

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                                            • TheDA
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                                              • May 2006
                                              • 4665

                                              #23
                                              Now that I think about it I think the tower block that Delboy from "Only Fools and Horses" lived in is named after him, I guessed he was someone famous when I heard that but never really though about it.
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                                              • BillyHoe
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                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                #24
                                                Did she at least do a good job on the hair cut?

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                                                • miss_bellabellini
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                                                  • Apr 2008
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                  She was otherwise nice and she had already started cutting. So, I just smiled and let her do her work.
                                                  Wow, I don't think I would have been able to keep my mouth shut about a comment like that! Well done on being able to show restraint, it is probably best not to upset your hairdresser while you are in their chair;p

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                                                  • dav3
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                                                    • May 2007
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                                                    #26
                                                    Dumb Ameri... oh
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                                                    • J. Falcon
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                                                      • May 2006
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                                                      #27
                                                      She meant Al Capone.
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                                                      • D Ghost
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                                                        • May 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        lmfao.....!

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                                                        • POed-poster
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                                                          • Feb 2005
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                                                          #29
                                                          Americans are mind-numbingly STUPID.

                                                          You should have told her that he was a cell mate of Jesus.
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                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by halfpint
                                                            LOL wrong prison ... wrong country
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                                                              #31
                                                              who's alcatraz?
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                                                              • Screwed Up
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                                                                • Aug 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by FruitPanda
                                                                I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.
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                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 40077

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                  She meant Al Capone.
                                                                  Yes, I figured that. The two are so easy to confuse

                                                                  She was actually a nice person though apart from that.

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                                                                  • TrainWreckContent
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                                                                    • Dec 2008
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by mikke
                                                                    who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?

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                                                                    • Raf1
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MediaGuy
                                                                      What one Cali-dude said to me once:

                                                                      "Until I met you, I thought Quebec was some place in Iraq"

                                                                      Phonetically:

                                                                      "'til I met y'all, ah thote Q'beck wuz sum'place in Eye-rack"

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                                                                      • hypedough
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Where's fatfoo with the Alcatraz and Nelson Mandela facts?

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                                                                          • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                                            • 40077

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by hypedough
                                                                            Where's fatfoo with the Alcatraz and Nelson Mandela facts?

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                                                                            • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                                              • Aug 2006
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              What?! They'll show you Nelson Mandela's cell but not Napoleon's? Such a disappointing Customer Service Alcatraz has.

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                                                                              • Chosen
                                                                                • Aug 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                LoL

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                                                                                • VGeorgie
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Okay, funny enough, and not trying to be Fatfoo, but you can understand her confusion if she just heard about it in passing. Mandela was held on Robben Island, a prison sometimes referred to as "South Africa's Alcatraz." Like Alcatraz, the prison was on an isolated island, and is a museum now.

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                                                                                  • munki
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                                                                                    • Dec 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I just did the Alcatraz tour a few months back when I visited. Fascinating place, although a bit smaller than I imagined. The Indian history with the island was pretty amazing.

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                                                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 40077

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by munki
                                                                                      I just did the Alcatraz tour a few months back when I visited. Fascinating place, although a bit smaller than I imagined. The Indian history with the island was pretty amazing.
                                                                                      I want to do it but I didn't know you had to book in advance. At least that was the case when I was there and then I couldn't get a ticket in time before I left.

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                                                                                      • SCORE Ralph
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                                                                                        • Mar 2003
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by FruitPanda
                                                                                        I heard Nelson and Al Capone were cell mates.
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                                                                                        • UniqueD
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                                                                                          • Aug 2004
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I'm not sure what is worse, her or the people in here posting "Who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?"

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                                                                                          • fuzebox
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                                                                                            • Oct 2003
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                            I want to do it but I didn't know you had to book in advance. At least that was the case when I was there and then I couldn't get a ticket in time before I left.
                                                                                            Two years ago I just walked up and bought a ticket. Not sure if it's changed, it was mid week if that means anything.

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                                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                                              • Oct 2006
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              haha big win

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                                                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                                                • 40077

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                                Two years ago I just walked up and bought a ticket. Not sure if it's changed, it was mid week if that means anything.
                                                                                                It was about four years ago for me and they were requiring pre-booking. No idea how normal that is but it was the case that time. I was disappointed but it gives me a reason to go back. It was such a nice city.

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                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 40077

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by UniqueD
                                                                                                  I'm not sure what is worse, her or the people in here posting "Who the fuck is Nelson Mandela?"
                                                                                                  I was hoping they weren't serious.

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