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  • Bama
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 2727

    #1

    2010 Alabama Census Questionairre

    The 2010 Federal Census
    For Alabama





    Last name: ________________

    First name: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Billy-Bob
    (_) Billy-Joe
    (_) Billy-Ray
    (_) Billy-Sue
    (_) Billy-Mae
    (_) Billy-Jack

    What does everyone call you?
    (_) Booger
    (_) Bubba
    (_) Junior
    (_) Sissy
    (_) Other___________________

    Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

    Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

    Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

    Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Farmer
    (_) Mechanic
    (_) Hair Dresser
    (_) Unemployed
    (_) Dirty Politician
    (_) Preacher

    Spouse?s Name:_________________________
    2nd Spouse?s Name:______________________
    3rd Spouse?s Name:______________________
    Lover?s Name:___________________________

    Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
    (_) Sister
    (_) Brother
    (_) Aunt
    (_) Uncle
    (_) Cousin
    (_) Mother
    (_) Father
    (_) Son
    (_) Daughter
    (_) Pet

    Number of children living in household: _____
    Number of children living in shed: ______
    Number that are yours: ______

    Mother?s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
    Father?s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

    Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

    Total number of vehicles you own: ___
    Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
    Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
    Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
    Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

    Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    ____ truck
    ____ bedroom
    ____ bathroom
    ____ kitchen
    ____ shed

    Model and year of your pickup: 196_

    Do you have a gun rack?
    (_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    (_) The National Enquirer
    (_) The Globe
    (_) TV Guide
    (_) Soap Opera Digest
    (_) Rifle and Shotgun

    Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____
    Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____
    Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

    How often do you bathe:
    (_) Weekly
    (_) Monthly
    (_) Not Applicable

    Color of eyes:
    Left______ Right_____

    Color of hair:
    (_) Blond
    (_) Black
    (_) Red
    (_) Brown
    (_) White
    (_) Clairol

    Color of teeth:
    (_) Yellow
    (_) Brownish-Yellow
    (_) Brown
    (_) Black
    (_) N/A

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    (_)Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    (_) 1 mile
    (_) 2 miles
    (_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
    (_) road?
  • fatfoo
    ICQ:649699063
    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #2
    Why don't they just use their high tech satellites to count everybody in USA. Why paper documents?
    Send me an email: [email protected]

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    • munki
      Do Fun Shit.
      • Dec 2004
      • 13393

      #3

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      • hypedough
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2007
        • 3743

        #4
        Originally posted by fatfoo
        Why don't they just use their high tech satellites to count everybody in USA. Why paper documents?
        What. the. fuck.

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