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theking · 12-28-2002, 04:21 PM

I got this in an E-mail today.

> A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror
> pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a
> stop, a police officer approaches the car.
>
> The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
>
> Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour
> zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
>
> Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
>
> Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife
> dirty look.]
>
> Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
> light.
>
> Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
>
> Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
> [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
>
> Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing
> your seat belt.
>
> Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
>
> Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
>
> The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't
> you just shut up?!"
>
> The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your
> husband talk to you this way all the time?"
>
> Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."

Morgan · 12-28-2002, 04:22 PM

heheh

Dirty F · 12-28-2002, 04:22 PM

This reminds me of the girl that once, after taking care of my house while being on holiday, returned the mailbox key and threw it in the mailbox.

Yes this really happened.

greentea · 12-28-2002, 04:23 PM

funnier

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theking · 12-28-2002, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
funnier

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...n der+is+dead

The dawn rises slower for some than it does for others, and then some never see the light.

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12-28-2002, 04:21 PM	#1
theking Nice Kitty Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The good old USA!!! Posts: 21,053	Joke I got this in an E-mail today. > A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror > pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a > stop, a police officer approaches the car. > > The man says, "What's the problem officer?" > > Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour > zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. > > Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. > > Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife > dirty look.] > > Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail > light. > > Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! > > Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! > [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.] > > Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing > your seat belt. > > Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. > > Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt! > > The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't > you just shut up?!" > > The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your > husband talk to you this way all the time?" > > Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk." __________________ When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me! FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

12-28-2002, 04:22 PM	#2
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	heheh __________________ PornstarPlatinum.com \| TransErotica.com

12-28-2002, 04:23 PM	#4
greentea Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 6,580	funnier http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...n der+is+dead __________________ blunts Last edited by greentea; 12-28-2002 at 04:24 PM..

12-28-2002, 04:22 PM	#3
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	This reminds me of the girl that once, after taking care of my house while being on holiday, returned the mailbox key and threw it in the mailbox. Yes this really happened.