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04-19-2010, 10:58 AM
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Is this Dances With Wolves Joke Any Good?
A little Native American boy runs up to the Indian Chief (Oops native American Chief) and asks,
"Indian Chief, Indian Chief how do you name all the kids in the tribe?" The Indian Chief answers, "After the morning of the birth I look out at my tribe and the first thing I see I name the child after. If I see a deer running, I call him RUNNING DEER, If I see a hawk flying, I call him FLYING HAWK.' 'Why do you ask, HUMPING DOG?" |
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04-19-2010, 11:07 AM
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I think I'd rather listen to the Aristocats joke again.
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04-19-2010, 11:13 AM
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I was busting a nut the first time I heard it. Maybe I have to tell it better or get a real liberal ass sucking life or something LOL. |
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04-19-2010, 11:24 AM
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04-19-2010, 11:27 AM
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just as funny as it was when you posted it 70 minutes ago.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...6&postcount=17
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04-19-2010, 11:29 AM
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Okay, so I think what I'm getting out of this is that comedy might not be my thing. Correct me if I'm wrong here.
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04-19-2010, 11:33 AM
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Or is everyone just bitter and angry and jealous and if not when do you think Jesus will come back and save us all?
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04-19-2010, 11:59 AM
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Better punchline would be: "Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
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04-19-2010, 12:20 PM
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^^^^^ bingo ^^^^^
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04-19-2010, 12:37 PM
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04-19-2010, 12:38 PM
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04-19-2010, 01:09 PM
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Okay so I'm getting sick with the two dogs fucking or humping delivery. Gotcha. Hey, it must work cause in real time everyone busts a nut over that.
I have an even better real time joke that's even more stupid but I'm too ashamed to tell it now. See that's what you get, and you all know that last one was a gem! |
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04-19-2010, 01:11 PM
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Actually, the joke is funny...Has been for decades....However your delivery sucks ass.  |
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04-19-2010, 01:16 PM
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I have to admit there is something funny about using the long phrase and telling it real time. |
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04-19-2010, 01:22 PM
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Exploiting human weakness
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04-19-2010, 01:26 PM
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 It's good, not supergood, but good.
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04-19-2010, 01:30 PM
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So you decided to fuck the pooch by changing the punchline to "humping dog" then you wonder why nobody finds it funny? If you know you are not funny then why vary the punchline to one of your choosing? Stick with what made you laugh. And WTF is up with "humping"? This is Go FUCK Yourself, not grade school.....Although I do understand their are a number of similarities. |
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