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You all need to have this....
Now I've seen it all. A couple of fucking idiots all gathered on the same site sharing the same hopeless dreams of ever becoming half of what I am. That's right you stupid fucks, the king of the porn industry is here and I'm going to fill you in on a few things. I've seen some brilliant ideas come out in the past and I'm proud of you worthless pieces of shit, but the truth is there is not enough retards on the sites. That's right, I'm talking full blown down syndrome type fucking that only down syndrome types can have access too. I feel sorry for them, what can I say, ever since that fucking TV show OBLA DEE BLA DA. I said to myself that mother fucker Corcky needs to corck some bitch, and it should be of the alien kind like himself. So now you're asking me, where the fuck can I get my hands on a video like that? Well here's the thing, after watching that show when I was younger and realizing just how fucking stupid that fucking show was I had the opportunity to meet with Corcky and an idea. I said, "Corcky? Corcky right? Well I've got a little business proposal that will make you money beyond your wildest dreams." Fuck who knew that downy was a greedy fuck, he was ready to fuck as many bitches as I could find, and that I did. And I've got over 5 hours of downy's fucking their crotch's off. Star driven cast, some sexy downy bitches and a dream. Now you tell me, who's the fucking king you fucking morons....
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No ... Tweek !
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"Grössenwahn" ...
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What the fuck are you all talking about?
Assheads? Did you not read the post that I was leaning up against to smoke a cigarette in the winter time when it was slightly cold but not really? It makes me wonder how most of you have managed to strive throughout this industry without having to wipe peanut butter on your balls and have your dog like it off. I know some of the Crunchie people see things differently.
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What the hell is a dog doing liking it off?
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What the fuck are you talking about ? Get off the barbiturates, they make your head spin.
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Don't you know the difference between liking and licking, what's wrong with you Stan? Bathwater?
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Maybe you should ask yourself one important question. And that question is "After a nice nap and trying to reply to all the junkmail I've got in my fucking email, is it possible to even convince myself that there is a slight displaced reason for my site to actually exist because without it many lonely fuckheads whom cannot get laid will always try to stretch their penises out to try and star in a movie alongside Jenna Jameson where in part I'll be forced to post it on my site even though I hate this guy?
New idea, Corcky and Jenna, If I tell him he'll be so happy.
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Is Serge copying and pasting again ?
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Use the enter key.
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What is going on here? I feel the need to remind you of the royal statis that I have self proclaimed upon myself and therefor forbid the inevidable gibber gabble that most of you seem to exemplify perfectly. Is there anyone on this board with half a brain?
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I do have a full brain capacity.
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I highly doubt that. It was a retorical question. Nobody uses their full brain capacity without the confirmed consent of someone over 18 in your household. And seeing as though most of you cannot pinpoint the exact location of those adults, it seems futile for me to be in search of her when I really have no clue as to where she might be. Ahhh, it's egg laying time, that means I'm in search of a dark preexisting cavity with only one entrance. As I'm sure most bombus bimaculatus. But I'm sure the combined genius of this board should be able to figure that out without losing a step. Am I right Merv?
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I wish you would double space, your words fuck each other.
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Best new troll ever!!!
Cliff Yablonski?
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This guy approached me one time with a sales pitch. He said that he would enjoy working on my all time money gaining site that recently had been banned www.fistfuckafuckingfatfemale.com. It was taken off for legal reasons I'm not at liberty to explain, but he tried to sell me on the idea of dressing his penis up like a superhero, like Batman or Superman, and have adventures where he must seek out and penetrate the Voluptuous Vaginal Vixens. I thought it was hilarious, so I bought the rites to his idea. Then production began on the piece and it was going well until my lawyer fucked up the my paperwork with the consistent fight against those opposed to what I had displayed on that dot com site. They said it was worse than animal porn, and I thought to myself, out of all the unconventionnal stuff on my site, none came as close to that shit. Anyways I lost the court battle and now I'm left with an idea, (copyrighted mind you, so don't try stealing this shit) to begin work on the next site. Either www.strangefucksfuckstrangethings.com or www.retardedpornandotherlittletidbits.com
Just thought I'd share some of my anger with you guys. Maybe it will explain why I've been so touchy in earlier posts.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Once again, BEST FUCKIN TROLL EVER!!!
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There's an idea, Troll fucking. Anyone on this site, and I'm positive that there are, that are so fucking ugly they would never stand a chance in a porn without making everyone sick want to be in the next movie to be shot for my new site?
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You certainly aren't a royal speller
How about you let Corcky fuck you silly and put that on your site? |
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If you and Corky were the only 2 people on this board... then the answer to your question would be, YES, Absolutely... One person on the board with half a brain. As for the rest of us... We don't need brains. We have money. ;) We pay people to think, while we take vacations, and go to parties. ![]()
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Hey, I had never thought of that before, except for one thing, I'M NOT A FUCKING FAGGOT. I'm into young girls my age that appreciate the finer things in life, like sucking my fucking dick. I'm sure you're all asking who I am, coming on this website and flashing his fucking ideas all over the place, wishing for a taste of what I've got in store, but I guess you'll all just have to wait and see what happens in the end. When my new site is up and all of you are begging for links on my site. That's when you can all lick the sweat from the sides of my ball sac.
The "royal speller" (great joke by the way, I can't stop laughing at how ingenious it really was)types quickly, and doesn't give a fuck.
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What would be the point on me coming here without the firm backing of money. I'm not complaining about money, I just want to have original ideas rather than spitting up the bullshit I see on all of your sites. That's where the brain comes into play, and it appears that the creativity that some of you are lacking is crystal clear and a laughable one at that.
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Another 14 year old gets into GFY
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... please continue ... I am getting adicted to this pissnelke !!!
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I love run on sentences. I. Love. Run. On. Sentences.
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Wow..this guy is a real asshole..the stats to back up this kind of shit would have to make quiets look like a joke...maybe he owns ARS or something..my guess is his mom found his spank mag and he's taking it out on us
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Spank you very much, but she didn't find any magazines, she found the pile of dead bitches in my closet and the tied up donkey. She came up to me like "Eh! why are all the downy bitches naked and dead in your closet?" And I was like "What are you talking about donkey? I was just trying to organize some of my things when you walked in and started to complain." She was furious, so she kicked me out of the house and started to cry over the fact that my father was spanking to my magazines.
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djezes christ I'm reading all of this! must get back to work... time is ticking away.
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I can't believe that anyone is reading all of this, you should read more of it.
From now on it's a forum of ideas. Why isn't there like a full movie based on the point of view of a porn stars arm. I'm saying strap a camera around a male or female's bicep so that the rest of the arm is an extention of the camera. Finger banging would be seen in a whole new light, the penetration shots would be unique and quite tasty. A giant vagina swallowing an arm, with a male British accented voice over explaining feeding habits like the Discovery channel. Let's hear some of your ideas.
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Anybody? Guess we know that talent doesn't reside on this board.
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When daddy finds out you are on his computer, he is going to give you a spanking and take away your allowance!
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No, no not my allowance, anything but that. How am I supposed to buy porns if my father takes away my allowance? This is the end of an era I tell you, no more allowance, FUCK I'm doomed. Now I can't pay for the hosting of my new site.
It's funny that you guys still live up to what I accused you of. NO TALENT WRECKING CREW coming through. What are you guys, site owners and your best customers as well?
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A bee must live and survive in a world he knows little about. A world that he knows one day will take his life as well as everyone he knows. For this very reason, he fears the world itself.
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Paragraphs????
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Me too, the minutes I spent trying to get some form of feedback from people with no idea with what the fuck is going on. It's good to see that most of you just come to this board to look and not say a fucking thing, at least anything productive. Keep up the good work folks, I see wasted lives in your future.
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Wow,
I think this guy is incredibly smart, creative, polite, well written, and mature; obviously a member of MENSA. I have a feeling that he will re-make the industry into his liking. We should all drop everything and follow him like the non thinking sheep we are. Hail to the King. ![]() |
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You know what is hilarious, the fact that you think I want you to be like me. Did I ever once say that? Shit, the answer is no. I just want to hear something you may have thought of that would never sell, because it is in fact ridiculous. You know what I'm talking about, like selling animal s&m porn with two raccoons dressed in leather or some shit like that. Not just the typical stuff you see on every site. There's a twisted fuck in everyone, humorous yet strange.
Bang Bus, fucking great idea, even if it isn't real, or if it is, the idea of people actually doing this is fucking great. Expresses the idea of greed and humiliation in one sitting, while making fun of the entire situation while it's going on. Genius. I just want to hear what everyone else has to compete with this. To laugh at pornography and the wealth it easily pulls in. You enjoy it that's fucking great, good for you, have a cookie. But just think of all the power you have now and use it to your advantage for real expressionism, original ideas, and full blown fun. Most of it is just "seen it all before" tripe. Did you ever realize that MENSA backwards is ASNEM. Now that's fucked up.
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Cockheads
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