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  • DamianJ
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jul 2006
    • 15808

    #1

    Targetted marketing fail [PIC]

    Obviously, anyone that works in marketing knows that segmenting your audience and making specific offers based on that segmentation is A Good Thing.

    Sometimes, however, it fucks up:

  • chronig
    Registered User
    • Oct 2009
    • 2653

    #2
    The specifics of certain phobias like this one are ridiculous... crazy to think that more than one bat shit crazy idiot suffers from something like that...

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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808

      #3
      Oh and I failed in the spelling of targeted. Shame on me.

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      • Bryan G
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        • Aug 2005
        • 8338

        #4
        Lmao!!!!
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        • Jarmusch
           
          • May 2003
          • 12479

          #5
          What are the chances of someone being watched by a duck during their lifetime?

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          • DamianJ
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2006
            • 15808

            #6
            Originally posted by Jarmusch
            What are the chances of someone being watched by a duck during their lifetime?
            I guess that depends on how often they go to places ducks hang out.

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            • Dejan
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              • Apr 2006
              • 8776

              #7
              u reddit?
              Convert your East European traffic

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              • fatfoo
                ICQ:649699063
                • Mar 2003
                • 27763

                #8
                Ha ha ha. Fear of being watched by a duck exists. The bird is watching you. Of course, fear of Aflac bird will reduce sales, unless you have no choice but to be under the wing. The feathers of the company are the people. It can't fly with plucked out feathers.
                Last edited by fatfoo; 09-13-2010, 11:11 AM.
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                • MaDalton
                  I am Amazing Content!
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 39864

                  #9
                  if it walks like a duck...
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                  • Penthouse Tony
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                    • Apr 2004
                    • 5835

                    #10
                    LOL that's hilarious.
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                    • Jarmusch
                       
                      • May 2003
                      • 12479

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DamianJ
                      I guess that depends on how often they go to places ducks hang out.
                      But the people with this phobia have a fear of being watched by a duck no matter where they are. Mind boggling.

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                      • ottopottomouse
                        She is ugly, bad luck.
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 13177

                        #12
                        There's a duck behind you now.




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                        • Yo Adrian
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                          • Apr 2002
                          • 6326

                          #13
                          man that's SO perfect.. that aflac duck even looks like he's staring your ass down
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                          • MaDalton
                            I am Amazing Content!
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 39864

                            #14
                            reminds of something i once saw on a news site btw

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                            • minicivan
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                              • Jun 2007
                              • 943

                              #15
                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                              Ha ha ha. Fear of being watched by a duck exists. The bird is watching you. Of course, fear of Aflac bird will reduce sales, unless you have no choice but to be under the wing. The feathers of the company are the people. It can't fly with plucked out feathers.

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                              • fatfoo
                                ICQ:649699063
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 27763

                                #16
                                DamianJ, you don't have a fear of being watched by a duck.
                                You show your real face to everyone on the Internet (as few others on GFY).
                                I respect that. It is a courageous thing to do.
                                That means you are not hiding.
                                Last edited by fatfoo; 09-13-2010, 11:20 AM.
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                                • woj
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #17
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                                  • michael.kickass
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                                    • Mar 2009
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                                    #18
                                    That's some crazy shit.
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                                    • Ad-Min
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                                      • Feb 2010
                                      • 655

                                      #19
                                      LOL HAHAHAHA

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                                      • C H R I S
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                                        • Nov 2005
                                        • 10842

                                        #20
                                        Great find Damian.
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                                        • Chosen
                                          • Aug 2001
                                          • 63151

                                          #21

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                                          • SleazyBear
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 126

                                            #22
                                            I have a major fear of plastic, But just the kind that says Epassporte and Visa, I am scared they are going to fail.. Oh wait.. LOL...
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                                            • Riffhard
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                                              • Jul 2009
                                              • 659

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                              if it walks like a duck...
                                              It must be Chuck Berry?
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                                              • fuzebox
                                                making it rain
                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 22372

                                                #24
                                                Classic Far Side.

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