That's an idea...

I was going to do a short rant video about porn marketing, but could certainly throw in some shit site cusses too. May lead to amusement.

TOTALLY UNRELATED QUESTION FOR BRITISH PEOPLE POSTING IN THIS THREAD SO BE WARNED:

Hey Mates, what the FUCK is up with 'Coupling'? Will there ever be a Series 5?

AND, on a related note:
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU LIMEY'S FUCKING OBSESSION WITH DOCTOR-fucking-WHO??? It's been re-made, what, ninety times and counting and STILL sucks balls?

The Coupling dude LEAVES to write Doctor Who? And it still fucking bites? I don't get it.

Thank you. (I really like(d) Coupling)

What a stupid comment to make, when your posting here on GFY & on B&B. Weasel, Your a twat! :1orglaugh

Damian is just a stupid twat that tries to act intelligent even admitting he had nothing better to do than follow myself around creating trouble like a troll.

Doug, Glad to see you can see it was some sort of attack.

@ the thread Doug, Its very strange that the pages do not even show more pages at the bottom. I shall retry deleting my cookies though, Thanks mate :thumbsup



Fat gay bloke??? Are you looking in the mirror or something?

I thought you asked if I could stay out of your threads???? Back in mine chatting more vindictive bullshit hey divvy! :thumbsup

But whats the point of saying what you were going to rant on about when you have not even done a new pornbeer review for months you fat lazy bastard :1orglaugh

On the 24th of february, you even added an old one you lazy fucker! :thumbsup

Indeed, Hoping Doug has had a nice bit of advertising anyway. :2 cents:

By the way people, just copied and pasted the source & added it to my server, here is the page as I have or was seeing it as....


http://arsewithclass.com/rabbits.htm

:1orglaugh facepalmmmmmmmmmm

YOU REALLY DO MAKE A TIT OF YOURSELF YOU STUPID WEASEL! :1orglaugh

Get off the internet!


http://skepacabra.files.wordpress.co...pic-fail-7.jpg


:thumbsup

Good Lord sometimes you Brits make our beloved rednecks look sophisticated.

LOL, may i mention Star Trek, crap to start off with and just gets worse.

Oh fucking true dat! (Except I would give my left nut to fuck that last Vulcan chick from 'Enterprise'. OMG - Jolene Blalock)

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Damian that was the best way to to wake up, you made my day :1orglaugh:1orglaugh.

404 Not Found :1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid

bjlover, removed the page obviously as it was only to show the page view that I was receiving at the time.


:1orglaugh I also found this most amusing, considering I could find my page on RR. I just couldnt see it when looking on the search pages :thumbsup

that was harsh, lol

Painfully, publicly stupid.

You do know 'cookies' are not the same as the Lidl own brand Digestives you buy, right?

Oh bless you. Gary, Mike Dutch is my friend, he was saying he found me taking the piss out of you funny.

I just *love* that you are SO VERY stupid you thought he was talking to you! Hilarious.

:1orglaugh Now you're really sounding like a school boy. "Mike dutch is my friend" Next you shall be saying, your daddies bigger than my daddy! :1orglaugh


Your FAILURE makes me laugh. Take that step back & take a look. Did you not read that I had already said that I could find my review by searching via link "BUT" could just not see it in the usual listings on RR. Now finding out it is due to cookies of which you failed to mention also.... A thankyou to Doug!


http://writtenwyrdd.typepad.com/.a/6...8d04970c-320wi


Your a bit of weasel that should read his own comments.


You bloody weasel :winkwink:

There is no question that Damian handed you a heaping cup of pwnage. Just back away, have a toke/smoke/drink/insertcrutch and find another thread to post in.

It happens to the best and worst, no sense getting riled.

class

gary i hope your close to your 5 sales this month.

ha ha ha

Hey bud, glad you liked it!

he he he

can you do another

it was ace

No, I am trying to explain your stupidity. You replied to Mike as if he was talking to you, in fact, he was - as anyone not as medically stupid as you can see - talking to me.

I was trying to help you out.

I am not selling my ladyfriend for condomless sex with strangers for 50 quid, and I make more than 5 sales a month.

You do the maths.

Maybe Damian could have kept out of this thread in the first place considering he doesnt have a site concerning Rabbits & when I mentioned them a few months ago, he was very alter ego, stating that they were not to be relied upon :thumbsup

I shall continue to post in a thread I started asking Rabbits what was going on.... :2 cents:



Shame your sites are not :thumbsup

We all have seen what Rabbits think about your lack of scenes. Have you added any extra footage to your homemade network yet? Watch out for camera shake & clicking.... :1orglaugh


I shall help you out.

Do some work you lazy fat weasel. Your pornbeer blog has no new reviews. infact, your so lazy that you added a previous review saying "incase you missed it!"

You retard, the other review is just 500pixels or so down the page, how the fuck could anyone miss your ugly crater face. :1orglaugh

Go to the dentist & sort yourself out.

You wish.

But, they have already answered you, ages ago. You are just too painfully stupid to comprehend the highly technical response. If you need some help clearing your cookies, let me know.

I know how to clear cookies.

But but but but but nothing weasel. It is you that must be very stupid as usual dickhead.



:1orglaugh It was already answered to you also, ages ago. Which is why Doug from Rabbits said, your stupid attempt at failing was not worth it :error

Before you FAILED with your little waste of time, youtube crap. I had already said that I could find my sites through search. In the future, read the posts out loud & maybe you could understand them a little more.


Weasel, Go & waste sometime making a new review for your pornbeer site as it has had no updates on it..... :1orglaugh

Oh, a little more help. To run a Porn Marketing business. you should funderstand that you need updates to market with a blog. Maybe you could tell that to your bumchum friend divvy. Considering his sites look totally shit, he needs updates at least! :thumbsup

Really? Am I the one who cannot clear my cookies? No. Am I the one asking Rabbits to respond to a thread they already responded to? No. Am I the one that gets my wife to fuck strangers without a condom for pocketmoney? No.

I posted an update on my porn marketing blog yesterday. You can read it at www.adultmarketing.co.uk

In order to go to that site, you need to open a browser and type www.adultmarketing.co.uk into the address bar. If you need any more help let me know.

I so love the way you wear your stupidity on your sleeve, like it is something to be proud of. It's sweet.

It is you that responded with something that was obvious. You mentioned nothing about cookies & now go on about them like you eat them every moment of the day... Oh, thats why your so fat :1orglaugh

I thanked Doug after he said "Gary. Not even using Damian's well-thought-out plan of attack will get them to pop back up". Go back to uni & learn how to communicate! :thumbsup


It was not adultmarketing I was chatting about.
You have not updated pornbeer with a new review, you prefer to update it with old reviews, like in February from January! :1orglaugh

How many reviews have you actually filmed? Is it because you type lots of crap when you are pissed! Do not fear, you do this most of the time anyway weasel!


Damian....


http://shawn-knight.net/photos/truckoffail.jpg


:thumbsup

I know. It was painfully obvious and you were too stupid to work it out. I was trying to help you. I mean, Doug had explained it and you still didn't understand.

Yes, my massive 32" waist makes me a real porker.

Calling me fat is like calling me black. Neither are true and it makes you look mentally ill.

Well you *said* I didn't update my marketing blog. That is my marketing blog. It is updated. Are you REALLY this stupid, or is all this just an act?

Has to be an act, right?

Buying domain names is fun...

Gary we all know you ONLY make 5 sales.

Just live of the £50 or so you get for your girlfriend having unprotected sex with strangers.

Why do you call Damian a weasel? He only tried to help you. You should thank him. I think you will find people hire him to work for them. And yes people hire you too, but thats to wash there car windows - and you do nbot even make a good job of that.

Gary your a plonka. Just face it, your not going to make money with your sites. Not at ONLY 5 sales a month.

Do you realy thgink you know more than Damian? I mean look at his sites then look at yours. His a good, yours make you feel ill. No one wants to promote your junk.

Now Gary, just turn your pc off and forget the websites. Just do your unprotected sex thing.

[QUOTE=DamianJ;17031586]I know. It was painfully obvious and you were too stupid to work it out. I was trying to help you. I mean, Doug had explained it and you still didn't understand.

Obvious? If it was that obvious that you would have said "cookies" rather than twatting on about searching & making the mistake of not reading that I had said I could do this already. :error


You may not be that fat, you aint got no muscles either! I notice you have not denied that you do need to see a dentist & someone to sort out your face though! :thumbsup


Are you stupid.... seriously, what comment of mine do you not understand? I am talking about pornbeer not adultmarketing. Check out Feb 24th... its a re-list of Januarys.... and there is nothing for April? Seriously get a life weasel.


you have a mental problem.... Everyone must be able to see it!

http://www.instablogs.com/media/2007...order11_26.jpg



:1orglaugh I bet all you have going round in your head is arsewithclass, arsewithclass, arsewithclass, must get Gary, must get Gary, arsewithclass, Natalie K, must get Gary, arsewithclass

Get a life you fucking stalking sicko! :2 cents:

OK, I have to go out now.

But Gary, stop pretending that your a big shot. Your not. Your some twit who has a few sites and gets 5 sales a month.

Your wasting your time.

Chances are in a years time you will wake up and find that in you put more effort into getting a job at KFC you would make more cash.

Itds sad that you cannot see that pewople just see yoiu as a fool.

I feel sorry for you Gary.

Your clearly insecure with your low interlect and your poor education.

Its sad this country has let you down. Clearly you should have been placed in schools for learning dificulties and given extra help.

Look Gary we are just trying to help you. Stop being so defencive (classic signs of mental illness).

I think deep down you know your no good at the porn and you know your sites or poor. Or do you realy think 5 sales a month is good?

Divvy, all we know!??????



What the fuck are you on about you complete idiot! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Do you not understand yet. It is yourself & the weasel Damian that has the mental problem of stalking & trolling myself. I do not care that your sites have little content or not.


Go jerk off with a load of animals for all I care. I dont.... You have nothing but a few pictures of some girls and some footage that is so shit that really, its like you are conning people with membership! :thumbsup


Hired to wash windows??? Now you have really lost the plot.

http://www.illusionswithatwist.com/s...oo-576x435.jpg

you are an idiot... if you ask Grisey to comment on what sites, he would agree that I was not talking about selling our arsewithclass collection.


I must admit, for Grisey to have even given out details of another business... Well, it is pretty bad considering most business ethics include security & confidentiality. :Oh crap

But that wouldn't have been funny. Taking the piss out of you was MUCH funnier. As you can see from all the people in this thread saying how funny it was. Dur.

Yet still you keep calling me fat?

At least when I call you stupid, everyone can see it's the truth.

And your point here is what?

I do not think that you can tell if someone has AIDS by looking at them. I know that it is not safe to have sex with strangers for money without a condom.

Again, you do the maths.

Some would say it was sick to make your wife fuck strangers without a condom for the price of a happy meal. Others would say it was sick to then make her shoot porn with porn professionals thus risking fucking up the entire industry through spreading STDs.

Im off to enjoy a McDonalds as I really cannot be bothered listening to your garbage when you really do miss the point about your own blog!

http://in10words.files.wordpress.com...09/big-mac.jpg


:thumbsup



Oh, & when I say im off, I dont just chat shit like Divvy.. I give him 2 minutes! :1orglaugh

He is a divvy! :winkwink:

[QUOTE=ArsewithClass;17031607]
Poore Gary.

Clearly the lack of education has lead to such low confidence that all you can do is resort to kname calling.

I am sure people are so impresed by you insulting others.

So business like.

You should write a bit about how to run adult business for gfy.

Hi, my name is Gary.

Today I wil;l tell you how to run a adult biusiness.

First insult everyone. Tell them that they are weak and then tell them that I will beat up there girlfriends.

Then set up 6 sites all the same but say its a different nich for each site.

Now get your girlfreiend to have sex with strangers unprotected and film it. Make sure she looks sad and whates whayt she is doing.

Now try to get people to become affiliastes. No one will as the sites are sooooo bad.

With luck you could be making as much as 5 sales each month like me. Thats right - 5 sales.

Now go on adult forums and post replies to everyone. I have no idea what I am on about but that will not stop me.

If your good like me tell people who make mikllions in this biz how they are wrong. Tell them that I Gary who makes 5 sales a month knows far more.

Also tell people how I Gary can tell just by looking at you if you have aids or not.

Oh did I forget to say how I thought putting rape on my sites was a great idea?

Anyway to finish I wil;l spend the day telling Damian that he is weak cos I do not like him cos he went to uni and i left scool with no qualifications. I am sad now.