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x-vision · 12-27-2002, 03:29 PM

shit I would make gambling and prostitution legal and make a fortune!

http://news.moneycentral.msn.com/tic...mb ol=US:EBAY

multisexsite · 12-27-2002, 03:47 PM

I'd make it a big baby factory. Set the world record for how many kids I can have.

foolio · 12-27-2002, 03:56 PM

bah, that is such a POS town. Northern Cali is nothing like Southern Cali...

marcu5 · 12-27-2002, 04:14 PM

all i know is, i'd walk around ass-naked all day

Vendot · 12-27-2002, 05:02 PM

> all i know is, i'd walk around ass-naked all day

If the sale backfires like the Eminem house sale did...... then its back on the market and guess what? If we all put $10,000 each, we can buy it for say $500,000 and turn it into Fucksville.

The local corner shop can be converted into "Making Bacon Mart" and we can have a pub (ie bar) called the "ARS-hole". Plus if the traffic is good quality and church is included in the sale we could convert everyone. The local "Pawn Shop" would just need a minor spelling correction.

Instead of "hey" or "hello" all residents would have to greet each other with "Go fuck yourself!" and pretty much soon there'd be a tourism business as this place would be renowned. Then..... when the tourists visit, we'd sell them porn and put them in content. Soon this fucker would have the GDP of the combined middle east.

multisexsite · 12-27-2002, 05:05 PM

Nah, I like my idea better

Morgan · 12-27-2002, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vendot
> all i know is, i'd walk around ass-naked all day

If the sale backfires like the Eminem house sale did...... then its back on the market and guess what? If we all put $10,000 each, we can buy it for say $500,000 and turn it into Fucksville.

The local corner shop can be converted into "Making Bacon Mart" and we can have a pub (ie bar) called the "ARS-hole". Plus if the traffic is good quality and church is included in the sale we could convert everyone. The local "Pawn Shop" would just need a minor spelling correction.

Instead of "hey" or "hello" all residents would have to greet each other with "Go fuck yourself!" and pretty much soon there'd be a tourism business as this place would be renowned. Then..... when the tourists visit, we'd sell them porn and put them in content. Soon this fucker would have the GDP of the combined middle east.

sounds fun!

12-27-2002, 03:29 PM	#1
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12-27-2002, 03:56 PM	#3
foolio ICQ: 178725656 Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 12,366	bah, that is such a POS town. Northern Cali is nothing like Southern Cali... __________________

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marcu5 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,485	all i know is, i'd walk around ass-naked all day __________________

12-27-2002, 05:02 PM	#5
Vendot Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Malaysia Posts: 3,376	> all i know is, i'd walk around ass-naked all day If the sale backfires like the Eminem house sale did...... then its back on the market and guess what? If we all put $10,000 each, we can buy it for say $500,000 and turn it into Fucksville. The local corner shop can be converted into "Making Bacon Mart" and we can have a pub (ie bar) called the "ARS-hole". Plus if the traffic is good quality and church is included in the sale we could convert everyone. The local "Pawn Shop" would just need a minor spelling correction. Instead of "hey" or "hello" all residents would have to greet each other with "Go fuck yourself!" and pretty much soon there'd be a tourism business as this place would be renowned. Then..... when the tourists visit, we'd sell them porn and put them in content. Soon this fucker would have the GDP of the combined middle east. __________________ "In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell Last edited by Vendot; 12-27-2002 at 05:05 PM..

12-27-2002, 03:47 PM	#2
multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	I'd make it a big baby factory. Set the world record for how many kids I can have.

12-27-2002, 05:05 PM	#6
multisexsite Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 929	Nah, I like my idea better