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USS Clownpenis · 04-07-2010, 10:28 AM

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Captain of USS Clownpenis demoted for leading her guided missile cruiser on a drag-race with another US Warship.

(AP) Capt. Holly Graf was relieved of her command of the cruiser USS Cowpens after an investigation substantiated crew allegations that she was abusive and used her position for personal gain, naval officials said Thursday on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the record.

A Navy inspector general report said investigators had substantiated that Graf assaulted subordinates (pushing one, grabbing another and once throwing wadded up paper at another sailor) and that she regularly verbally abused subordinates by publicly berating them, belittling them and using profane language.

Among allegations was one that she endangered the ship while allowing a drag-race between the Cowpens and the destroyer USS John S. McCain in February 2009.

Four witnesses described the 2009 race off of Okinawa, but they differed on how close the two vessels came to each other before the race was halted.

One sailor said that during the race, aimed at boosting morale, the McCain got ahead of the Cowpens and began drifting to the left into the path of the Cowpens. Though the report did not question that the race took place, it said the allegation of "hazarding a vessel" was unsubstantiated.

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Vendzilla · 04-07-2010, 10:39 AM

I was on a submarine, we never drag raced, couldn't see who won!

USS Clownpenis · 04-07-2010, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I was on a submarine, we never drag raced, couldn't see who won!

Nuclear attack sub? Got any cool stories to share?

CosmicTang · 04-07-2010, 11:02 AM

Since when is there something wrong with using profane language in the NAVY, by a SAILOR!

I wonder if her being a female had anything to do with the hammer dropping so hard.

marketsmart · 04-07-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I was on a submarine, we never drag raced, couldn't see who won!

whats the most amount of seamen you've had in your passageway at one time?

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04-07-2010, 10:28 AM	#1
USS Clownpenis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: FL Posts: 132	Captain of USS Clownpenis demoted for leading her guided missile cruiser on a drag-race cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/05/national/main6269357.shtml Captain of USS Clownpenis demoted for leading her guided missile cruiser on a drag-race with another US Warship. (AP) Capt. Holly Graf was relieved of her command of the cruiser USS Cowpens after an investigation substantiated crew allegations that she was abusive and used her position for personal gain, naval officials said Thursday on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the record. A Navy inspector general report said investigators had substantiated that Graf assaulted subordinates (pushing one, grabbing another and once throwing wadded up paper at another sailor) and that she regularly verbally abused subordinates by publicly berating them, belittling them and using profane language. Among allegations was one that she endangered the ship while allowing a drag-race between the Cowpens and the destroyer USS John S. McCain in February 2009. Four witnesses described the 2009 race off of Okinawa, but they differed on how close the two vessels came to each other before the race was halted. One sailor said that during the race, aimed at boosting morale, the McCain got ahead of the Cowpens and began drifting to the left into the path of the Cowpens. Though the report did not question that the race took place, it said the allegation of "hazarding a vessel" was unsubstantiated. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

04-07-2010, 10:39 AM	#2
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,200	I was on a submarine, we never drag raced, couldn't see who won! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

04-07-2010, 11:02 AM	#4
CosmicTang Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 1,478	Since when is there something wrong with using profane language in the NAVY, by a SAILOR! I wonder if her being a female had anything to do with the hammer dropping so hard. __________________ ICQ: 456.689.835 julian (at) orgasm (dot) com