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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992
    #1

    Be Very careful when using Microwaves...My story inside...

    On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

    I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

    1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

    Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

    I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

    It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

    Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

    Felt like a hot steamy load ...

    Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • woj
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      • Jul 2002
      • 47882
      #2
      sounds like fun
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        • Jman
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            • stickyfingerz
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              • Oct 2005
              • 24984
              #4
              Do it with a jawbreaker. They are so tasty hot and fresh out of the microwave lol

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                • Juicy D. Links
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                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Jean-Francois
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                    • u-Bob
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                      • Jul 2005
                      • 33063
                      #6
                      ok, thnx for the heads up

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                        • DamnGoodRatio
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                          • Feb 2003
                          • 855
                          #7
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                            • ~Evilin~
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                              • Nov 2005
                              • 2127
                              #8
                              =)) be careful in the next time)

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                                • martinsc
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                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 27047
                                  #9
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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.

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                                        • Stallion
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6632
                                          #11
                                          ouch that had to hurt...
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                                            • seeandsee
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                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 50945
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                              On thursday around evening time I had some hard boiled eggs that needed reheating...

                                              I take shell off and put them in the microwave...

                                              1 min later my beauties are ready and ready to eat...

                                              Like a idiot i DID NOT cut the eggs first then eat them..

                                              I take one bite and the egg literally exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

                                              It burned like hell , i put ice on it and so on.. Waited to see if it would "poof" up but didnt..

                                              Been putting Neosporin and Aloe on it to heal..

                                              Felt like a hot steamy load ...

                                              Lesson here is be careful of microwaves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                • MaDalton
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 39861
                                                  #13
                                                  i once had that - but with mustard sauce on the eggs. so the whole table including myself was splatterd in yellow sauce
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                                                    • alias
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                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 19010
                                                      #14
                                                      I guess that is why they have the saying: egg on your face.
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                                                        • uno
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 18450
                                                          #15
                                                          I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.
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                                                            • beerptrol
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                                                              • 12722
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by uno
                                                              I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.
                                                              me too lol
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                                                                        • Farang
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                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                          • 11713
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                          Felt like a hot steamy load ...
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                                                                            • munki
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 13393
                                                                              #20
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                                                                                • papill0n
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                                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                                  • 15547
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by seeandsee
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                                                                                    • Owner
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                                                                                      • Nov 2006
                                                                                      • 905
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                                                                                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
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                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                          • 20368
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          i have a quarter sized scar on my right foot from a pizzapop gone bad accident... microwaves are teh dangers...

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                                                                                            • martinsc
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                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                              • 27047
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Owner
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                                                                                                • baddog
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                                                  • 107089
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by uno
                                                                                                  I thought this was going to be southpark/med marij/testicle related.
                                                                                                  Ditto.
                                                                                                  Originally posted by munki
                                                                                                  I can't wait to see what fatfoo does with this one.

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                                                                                                    • hypedough
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                                                                                                      • Sep 2007
                                                                                                      • 3743
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                      I'd hit it

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                                                                                                        • rowan
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                                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                                          • 17393
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                          1 min later my beauties are ready

                                                                                                          exploded on my lips and inside my upper mouth region..

                                                                                                          i put ice on it and so on.. poof

                                                                                                          Felt like a hot steamy load ...
                                                                                                          Fixed.

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                                                                                                            • lagcam
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2007
                                                                                                              • 2890
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

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                                                                                                                  • 63151
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by lagcam
                                                                                                                  Some people would like to see me in a microwave. I don't agree.

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                                                                                                                    • Holly
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                                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                      • 10017
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                      They look good on you. I have to admit, it never dawned on me to reheat a hard boiled egg.
                                                                                                                      After line two, I couldn't even pay attention to the rest of the story.
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