My loony gf used to do me in my sleep. I wonder if this practice common?
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way back when i was first moved out, my roomie went out and picked up some big fat girl with a big fat friend.
so the only way he can get his fat girl home is to bring both fat girls home with him and try to pawn one off on me. too bad, i'm asleep. so at whatever point he takes his fat girl to bed her fat friend must have got bored, because i wake up in the middle of the night to some fatty i've never seen before sucking my dick.
people might think "oh cool, a random blowjob, sweet" it wasn't really, it was a little bit fucking creepy. I got up, got dressed, and went for a walk and a smoke.
after she finished blowing me at least...Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-03-2010, 09:15 PM.Comment
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was dating a hairstylist, she was at the bar I was sleeping as I had to go to work in the morning at the time. Woke up to the cell phone and she says what are you doing. I tell her fuckin sleeping it's 3 am. She says can I come over. I'm like yeah I'll unlock the door and go back to sleep just come in. Wake up to my cock in her mouth then she rides me and the whole time I'm basically half asleep even after my cock went in her mouth as I'm fuckin exhausted. Then she bends over and says "Fuck me in my ass" after that I woke up like a mother fucker and tore that shit up. Should have never broke up with her as she was super freaky.
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My ex-gf Aida used to rape me! She'd take it out while I'm sleeping and use it. Gosh! I'm glad I'm not the only one that was molested. I should've expected it, though. She was Philippina. Should I say more? LBFM!!!Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!Comment
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I'm to much of a light sleeper for that lol, my gf used to give me head while she thought I was sleeing lol..Comment
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Hell, every time you want to fuck, just pretend your sleeping
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My buddy used to claim he fucked his wife and she never woke up. I said "Yeah Right" he taped it and showed it to me. Then he told her he showed me. Damn did she kick the shit out of him for that... LOL ... But he was right she never woke up . . . Don't know whqat that says about his style but she was HOT as Hell . . .Obama Said: "We can absorb a terrorist attack."Comment
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My wife woke myself with a blowjob, I can say it was the greatest aawkening I have ever had. lol... we also have fallen asleep while she was under the covers giving my cock a blowjob. I awoke wondering where she was, then looked under the covers, we got up & went clubbing at 5 in the morning. This was also very good
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sounds pretty freakyMy wife woke myself with a blowjob, I can say it was the greatest aawkening I have ever had. lol... we also have fallen asleep while she was under the covers giving my cock a blowjob. I awoke wondering where she was, then looked under the covers, we got up & went clubbing at 5 in the morning. This was also very goodComment
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at my age. im happy if i wake up in the morning...Comment
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every single night of my life.no sigComment
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I'll never understand you military guys.
Wouldn't it have been 1000 times easier to say, Asian Whores?
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Well I am to light of a sleeper to get fucked, but have been awoken with a blowjob many times.
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I read a law case about a sleep walker who raped a woman at night. He was released without any punishment, because the lawyer said the man was sleep-walking / not conscious when he commited the rape at night.Send me an email: [email protected]Comment
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Yes.
It's called being married.War National Damn Champions EagleComment
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I forgot to mention, the only thing that got fucked while I was sleeping was the hosting account bandwidth.Comment
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I do my gf while shes sleeping but she always wakes up no matter how gentle I may do it or passed out she may be... so hmm I guess I haven't really.Go Fuck Yourself!
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Yep with an old girlfriend, but we were both freaks and gave each other permission to do whatever we want whenever.
i was drunk passed out and i guess she noticed i popped one and so she hopped on and didnt let me know until the morning.Comment
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No unfortunately I haven't.Comment
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It's called "morning sex"
first one to wake up gets it started. Waiting for the other person to wake up negates the the whole premise of morning sex.
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