Suicide Girls Has NO Sense of Humor LOL.

[deadbabes]

So I wrote to Missy Suicide concerning my SewersideGirls.com site. I had the idea to use it to become an affiliate and in this day and age and economy she shot me down. Back to the drawing board.



Dear Missy,
You've undoubtedly heard of Sewerside Girls.com. I've twice tried to turn this into an "SG parody site", but due to time restrictions and funding, have been unable to do so. I've owned the domain since 2006. I'm a full time stand up comic, but the economy here is absolutely horrible, so I have a bunch of free time on my hands. I would like to get the ball rolling again and make Sewerside Girls a hit this time.

I would like to accomplish this by using it as an affiliate site for Suicide Girls only. No other sites would be advertised. It would be 100% SG.
This may be against your affiliate rules, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask you. I'd guarantee that the site would be tastefully done, funny and hopefully profitable for us both.

If not, I'll just sell the domain and move on, but I'm looking for any and all avenues to make a few dollars right now and I think this would be perfect.

Could you please let me know if this project would be something you're interested in giving me your blessing on?

I appreciate your time and response.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++


From Missy Suicide: Thursday, September 2, 2010

Hello!

I am sorry but I am not willing to give you a license to use our Intellectual Property in this way.

xoxo
-missy

No wonder she's so fucking popular. On the upswing, I did win $50 from a friend of mine on her response. Anyone wanna buy a great domain?????

[FlexxAeon]

i wonder what the legality would be of promoting competitors... that's what i'd look into before selling a site/domain that could go viral

[Slutboat]

this is really funny...I mean that you actually thought they would give you the time of day

[Jon Oso]

If they don't want the traffic, send them to burningangel.com and godsgirls.com

[deadbabes]

i wonder what the legality would be of promoting competitors... that's what i'd look into before selling a site/domain that could go viral

The domain is three years old. I have used it as a God's Girl affiliate in the past. No problems on my end and nice linkage from Fleshbot. It was shut down for awhile, so I lost my PR. (It was a 3)

[deadbabes]

If they don't want the traffic, send them to burningangel.com and godsgirls.com

lol, i just may do that again!

[deadbabes]

this is really funny...I mean that you actually thought they would give you the time of day

Um, yeah....
Read it again. I did get the time of day. It just wasn't the time I was looking for.

[Mr. Cool Ice]

As long as it is a parody, you are clear to run with that site. Just need to find other content for it.

[Ayla_SquareTurtle]

Just do it anyway, make fun of them mercilessly, and promote their competitors. They come across like assholes, and it's their loss.

[chronig]

Like I said, you were smoking too much weed.

[Fat Panda]

that sucks for you

[u-Bob]

their loss

[deadbabes]

As long as it is a parody, you are clear to run with that site. Just need to find other content for it.

Thanks, Mr.Cool Ice. It would definitely be parody. I'm not out to try to ruin anyone's business. I'm considering a few options. Thanks for your input.

[deadbabes]

Just do it anyway, make fun of them mercilessly, and promote their competitors. They come across like assholes, and it's their loss.

I may just bring it back to promote God's Girls. Not sure at this point. I don't want to have to keep looking over my shoulder for lawyer's letters. As fun as it would be, I don't need the aggravation.

[deadbabes]

Like I said, you were smoking too much weed.

Hey, chronig. I don't think I'm smoking too much, I just think I'm smoking the wrong type.

[deadbabes]

their loss

ha ha thanks u-Bob. I appreciate your comment

[deadbabes]

that sucks for you

It just sucks temporarily, SAC. After all, It's just the fucking internet.

[area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE]

what state are you in

[emmanuelle]

Since they sell their content, couldn't you just use that, and then promote whoever you wish?

[DBS.US]

Do your own thing and you make the rules

[TeenSluts]

how much you want for the domain?

[icymelon]

ha ha ha your a funny guy.

[garce]

Beyond the phonics, I don't see what Sewer Side has to do with Suicide. I know you planned on doing a parody, but if I ran the domain I think I'd be promoting drunk chicks or crack whores.

[Slutboat]

a little advice, Ive seen SG's strict photographers releases and Ive shot and been friends with a few SG girls, SG takes legal shit rediculously seriously. Now that they are aware of you and your domain I think it would be a very bad call to pursue it, unless you enjoy getting cease and desists. not a particularly funny idea anyway.

[xmas13]

[chronig]

Beyond the phonics, I don't see what Sewer Side has to do with Suicide. I know you planned on doing a parody, but if I ran the domain I think I'd be promoting drunk chicks or crack whores.

No kidding... promote trailer trash/crack whore content....

ArseWithClass has an ugly skank of a wife that should convert well on SewerSideGirls traffic

[chronig]

a little advice, Ive seen SG's strict photographers releases and Ive shot and been friends with a few SG girls, SG takes legal shit rediculously seriously. Now that they are aware of you and your domain I think it would be a very bad call to pursue it, unless you enjoy getting cease and desists. not a particularly funny idea anyway.

Even without a parody claus, SEWER-SIDE (like Pool Side) doesn't have to have anything to do with Suicide

[TeenSluts]

Beyond the phonics, I don't see what Sewer Side has to do with Suicide. I know you planned on doing a parody, but if I ran the domain I think I'd be promoting drunk chicks or crack whores.

Why would it have to? suicide girls is just chicks with tattoos and piercings, nothing to do with suicide. Fill me in If I missed something about the site

gutter punks, crack whores, and trashy looking women would all be great for sewersidegirls

[deadbabes]

what state are you in

massachusetts

[deadbabes]

Since they sell their content, couldn't you just use that, and then promote whoever you wish?

hi emmanuelle,
I suppose I could do that, but the idea was to have a mainstream comedy site with no nudity. (Just models posing as white trash chicks) and promote Suicide Girls to get some traffic from poor spellers. I really thought it would be a good marriage.

[deadbabes]

Do your own thing and you make the rules

Thanks Man....I'll definitely retool and do something else. It's no big loss.

[deadbabes]

how much you want for the domain?

Hi TeenSluts. Not for sale yet, cause I still may be able to do something cool with it, but if that doesn't work out, I'll post it for sale on GFY only.

[deadbabes]

ha ha ha your a funny guy.

Thanks, IcyMelon

[deadbabes]

Beyond the phonics, I don't see what Sewer Side has to do with Suicide. I know you planned on doing a parody, but if I ran the domain I think I'd be promoting drunk chicks or crack whores.

Hey garce. (Love your avatar, btw) The original idea was to have content with all girls on the toilet. I just thought it made sense and all with the name. Like this chick below who I named "Crapnea" after the very well known Suicide Girl, Apnea.



This chick is from Pennsylvania and did a bunch of shots for me really cheaply when I first bought the domain.

I've still got that as an option.

Thanks for checking in....

[deadbabes]

a little advice, Ive seen SG's strict photographers releases and Ive shot and been friends with a few SG girls, SG takes legal shit rediculously seriously. Now that they are aware of you and your domain I think it would be a very bad call to pursue it, unless you enjoy getting cease and desists. not a particularly funny idea anyway.

Yeah, I know. I wish it could be as funny as the Slut Boat song in your sig. That's fucking genius.

[deadbabes]

Thanks for posting that xmas13. I had never heard her speak before-and almost wish I hadn't. lol.

I give her credit for starting a successful cult, cuz that's really all it is. I'm pissed at her, because she refused my idea, but I can't take away her drive.

[deadbabes]

No kidding... promote trailer trash/crack whore content....

ArseWithClass has an ugly skank of a wife that should convert well on SewerSideGirls traffic

ha ha I'll have to go and check her out. Thanks for the tip.
Hey, better yet...maybe I'll really piss them off and make it a tranny site.

[deadbabes]

Why would it have to? suicide girls is just chicks with tattoos and piercings, nothing to do with suicide. Fill me in If I missed something about the site

gutter punks, crack whores, and trashy looking women would all be great for sewersidegirls

Thanks, TeenSluts!

[SarahLLO]

Funny, I wonder what their issue is? I talked to Missy like a week or two ago because some surfers of mine were requesting certain SG sets and she set me up with a free SG account and gave me the go-ahead to make my own galleries and stuff with just basic rules like amount of photos from each set and so on. It was way easier than I expected, given how much hate they get on here.

Maybe they just didn't like the domain name or she interpreted the comic bit as you'd be making fun of SG... eh, whatever, it's her prerogative.

[ottopottomouse]

Not really a surprising response.

[deadbabes]

Funny, I wonder what their issue is? I talked to Missy like a week or two ago because some surfers of mine were requesting certain SG sets and she set me up with a free SG account and gave me the go-ahead to make my own galleries and stuff with just basic rules like amount of photos from each set and so on. It was way easier than I expected, given how much hate they get on here.

Maybe they just didn't like the domain name or she interpreted the comic bit as you'd be making fun of SG... eh, whatever, it's her prerogative.

Definitely. If i had a site as popular as SG is (or for that matter, was) I would love someone doing a parody of it and bringing more attention to it. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, or something. Fuck her, I've moved on and may sell it. God knows what will happen to it then.

[AmeliaG]

Funny, I wonder what their issue is? I talked to Missy like a week or two ago because some surfers of mine were requesting certain SG sets and she set me up with a free SG account and gave me the go-ahead to make my own galleries and stuff with just basic rules like amount of photos from each set and so on. It was way easier than I expected, given how much hate they get on here.

Maybe they just didn't like the domain name or she interpreted the comic bit as you'd be making fun of SG... eh, whatever, it's her prerogative.

Or maybe this is just an astroturfing ploy. I'm finding it a bit difficult to believe that anyone actually thinks that brand is remotely big enough for a parody in 2010.

If this is astroturfing, it gets their name on GFY without them having to be nice to affiliates or really take care of affiliates at all.

[Slutboat]

after seeing the pic of the girl on the toilet I have re-evaluated my opinion, sewerside girls is actually pretty fucking funny

[AmeliaG]

Thanks for posting that xmas13. I had never heard her speak before-and almost wish I hadn't. lol.

I give her credit for starting a successful cult, cuz that's really all it is. I'm pissed at her, because she refused my idea, but I can't take away her drive.

See, when you say stuff like this, you just don't sound like a random man-off-the-street actual webmaster; you sound like a shill. You might not be a promo guy, but nobody normally says this sort of thing, especially not about a person many believe to be a mascot figurehead type. Anyone planning a parody would be familiar with something many believe to be true about their parody topic.

When I posted the following in your first thread, so GFY folks would know what you were talking about, you kinda acted like you weren't totally familiar with all that. Again, seems like a professional comic would know about his parody topic.

Info for folks unfamiliar with what deadbabes is referencing:

SuicideGirls vs Lithium Picnic Lawsuit Settled

Do you know what Experian, Free Credit Report, Thirsty, Hot Topic and SuicideGirls have in common?

Why didn't you continue the first thread anyway?

[Slutboat]

reading blue blood just confirmed what Ive known for a long time about SG: Because of thier popularity and cult like following they are able to sucker models and photographers into long term exclusive contracts while paying them next to nothing. If I had alt traffic I would send it to thier competitors

[deadbabes]

See, when you say stuff like this, you just don't sound like a random man-off-the-street actual webmaster; you sound like a shill. You might not be a promo guy, but nobody normally says this sort of thing, especially not about a person many believe to be a mascot figurehead type. Anyone planning a parody would be familiar with something many believe to be true about their parody topic.

When I posted the following in your first thread, so GFY folks would know what you were talking about, you kinda acted like you weren't totally familiar with all that. Again, seems like a professional comic would know about his parody topic.



Why didn't you continue the first thread anyway?

If I understand you correctly, Missy Suicide wasn't my topic of parody. The name of the site was. (Not hers, but mine) I really don't give a shit about her, what she thinks of me or her website . I wrote to her concerning a business arrangement. I got denied. I just thought her response was funny and worth posting (notice xoxox in her sig).....It's pretty obvious she's an uppity bitch with little humor in her world. I would never consider her a mascot of the site, though. I think that's stretching.

I read the Lithium Picnic debacle all through the whole incident. I remember checking out Live Journal for updates a couple of times per week. It's pretty ancient news by now, but I enjoyed your recpap.

Actually, I'm not a man off the street actual webmaster, I'm a comedian. I did however run an alt chick site for 5 years called Deadbabes. But I'm no shill. Perish the thought.

Thanks for your opinion, AmeliaG

[deadbabes]

after seeing the pic of the girl on the toilet I have re-evaluated my opinion, sewerside girls is actually pretty fucking funny

Holy fucking shit! I can't believe I gained a kudos from you Slutboat. Hurricane, or not, you just made my whole fucking day

[deadbabes]

reading blue blood just confirmed what Ive known for a long time about SG: Because of thier popularity and cult like following they are able to sucker models and photographers into long term exclusive contracts while paying them next to nothing. If I had alt traffic I would send it to thier competitors

I may be doing just that. They don't want me in their world, I'll make my own.

Traffic has been awesome for me since this whole thing began and it's being pissed away by my having nothing up there. Looks like GG or Spooky Cash (If they ever send me the password I requested a couple of days ago)

[deadbabes]

Or maybe this is just an astroturfing ploy. I'm finding it a bit difficult to believe that anyone actually thinks that brand is remotely big enough for a parody in 2010.

If this is astroturfing, it gets their name on GFY without them having to be nice to affiliates or really take care of affiliates at all.

Sorry, AmeliaG I missed this post. (Which explains the one below about shilling)

That's actually a good conspiracy theory, but I'm not that fucking clever. (I don't believe Missy is either) I've owned the domain since 2006 and through various careers, laziness, or lack of funds, I just never got around to doing anything with it. I definitely should have done this in 2001-2002, but I also should have purchased shares of Google at $5, which I didn't do, either.

As far as beginning a new thread....I started one because it was basically on another topic. The GFY cops are free to remove anything at anytime, so what the fuck difference does it make? I also think GFY is a lot fucking smarter than me as far as trying to catch someone plugging another site (such as SG) through shill posts. Shills also wouldn't say anything nice about the person they were bitching about. At least I wouldn't.

PS: Who do I write to at Spooky Cash about getting me my password back. It's been a couple of days and they said they were on it.

Thanks!

[AmeliaG]

I may be doing just that. They don't want me in their world, I'll make my own.

Traffic has been awesome for me since this whole thing began and it's being pissed away by my having nothing up there. Looks like GG or Spooky Cash (If they ever send me the password I requested a couple of days ago)

I just looked and I don't see anything from you in support. You can contact me on ICQ or use the contact form, both at http://www.spookycash.com/contact.php and we'll get you whatever you need from SpookyCash