How a wife should behave: Circa 2003

[Gutterboy]

Seen on Focus on the Family's site today:

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Let him know that you?re happy to see him. Don?t greet him with a laundry list of complaints or "honey-do?s" before he has crossed the threshold. Start the evening?s agenda with a heartfelt embrace. Give him a few moments to unwind if possible.
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Don?t neglect your own grooming and appearance. Like it or not, even the most committed and principled male is still affected by what he sees. A fashion statement isn?t necessary, but freshening up before the evening arrives will make more of an impact than you might realize.

If you are overdue for time alone with your husband, you can take the initiative to clear a night, arrange childcare, and make some plans. You don?t have to wait for him to get the ball rolling.

Do you know what?s happening at his workplace? He?ll be affirmed if you?re as interested in his day?s events as you would like him to be in yours.

While you don?t want to be faking or participating with teeth firmly gritted, remember that your husband is strongly affirmed by a positive sexual response from you, just as you are by thoughtful gestures from him throughout the day. He will feel loved and honored in his own household when you initiate sex, especially if he realizes that you?ve had to plan carefully for intimate time with him at the end of a very busy, tiring day.

http://health.family.org/childcare/a0000118.html
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Nice of them to include the "suck and fuck on command" thing!

[Tala]

If you are overdue for time alone with your husband, you can take the initiative to clear a night, arrange childcare, and make some plans. You don?t have to wait for him to get the ball rolling.

((Helpful hint: do NOT do this on Sunday afternoons or Monday night. I don't give a damn what you're wearing, if the game is on, you're just gonna hafta wait!))