Take A Break. FUNNY FUCKING JOKE.

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  • LiveDose
    Show Yer Tits!
    • Feb 2002
    • 25792

    #1

    Take A Break. FUNNY FUCKING JOKE.

    The Candy With The Little Hole.
    This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.


    Eating Lifesavers candy, children began to identify the flavors by their color:
    Red......................Cherry
    Yellow...................Lemon
    Green....................Lime
    Orange ............... Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
    of the children could identify the taste.
    The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    mother may sometimes call your father.'
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
    'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!
    The teacher had to leave the room.

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  • Si
    Such Fun!
    • Feb 2008
    • 13900

    #2


    Good one

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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62912

      #3
      Thats funny as hell.
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      • Tam
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        • Jan 2001
        • 8533

        #4
        Oh my god, I nearly choked to death on my decaf. lol
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        • woj
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          • Jul 2002
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          #5
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          • Va2k
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            • Oct 2001
            • 10060

            #6
            that was funny! Good job.

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            • CunningStunt
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              • Aug 2006
              • 5594

              #7
              I can relate to that.

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              • J. Falcon
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                • May 2006
                • 31645

                #8
                good one!
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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133986

                  #9
                  Har har,that one made me laugh

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                  • fatfoo
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                    • Mar 2003
                    • 27763

                    #10
                    Yes, it's funny how some kids have to live in a house of constant swearing and neglect.
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                    • fatfoo
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 27763

                      #11
                      Wait a minute, that's not funny at all!
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                      • Konkan
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                        • Jun 2008
                        • 3537

                        #12
                        ita funny as hell :-)
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                        • Zuzana Designs
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 20896

                          #13
                          LOLZ that was funny.

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                          • tranza
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                            • Jun 2003
                            • 57559

                            #14
                            a ha, lol...
                            I'm just a newbie.

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                            • martinsc
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                              • Jun 2005
                              • 27047

                              #15
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                              • PubaKory
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                                • Nov 2009
                                • 38

                                #16
                                Cool joke! Good to get a laugh in the morning.. :-)
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                                • brassmonkey
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                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77396

                                  #17
                                  hahaha!!! thank u!
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                                  • Cyandin
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                                    • Aug 2008
                                    • 1723

                                    #18

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                                    • NBBCash Matze
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                                      #19
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                                      • TheSenator
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                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 13340

                                        #20
                                        Funny....plus 1
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                                        • IllTestYourGirls
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                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 14311

                                          #21
                                          lmaaaaaaaaao good one

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