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  • cwd
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2006
    • 1955

    #1

    Is My Husband Gay?

    15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage

    1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
    2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
    3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
    4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
    5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
    6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?
    7) Strange sexual demands
    8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
    9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
    10) Too many friendly young male friends
    11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
    12) Love of pop culture
    13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
    14) Sudden heavy drinking
    15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?



    (and no, I did not make this up)
    http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
  • ottopottomouse
    She is ugly, bad luck.
    • Jan 2010
    • 13177

    #2
    Originally posted by cwd
    5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
    Think that applies to 90% of people with a gym membership.
    ↑ see post ↑
    13101

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    • PR_Glen
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 9058

      #3
      Does your husband sing show tunes in the shower?
      Does your husband have a Rainbow flag in his den?
      Is he a Barbara Streisand fan?
      does he scream when you touch him with something cold?
      when picking up something dirty does he use his fingertips and go "ewwwwww"?
      Does he watch True Blood?

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      • mOrrI
        It's over there...
        • Nov 2004
        • 4208

        #4
        To be all must be true?

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94193

          #5
          I'm almost an unmarried gay husband...

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          • Agent 488
            Registered User
            • Feb 2006
            • 22511

            #6
            prefer cruise ship vacations.

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            • bronco67
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2006
              • 29026

              #7
              Is My Husband Gay?

              1. Does he ever says things like "God, I just love me some buthole" ?

              2. Does he prefer your butthole?

              3. Does he call you Steve while fucking you in the butthole?

              4. Did he insert his finger into Uncle Billy's butthole while he was grilling steaks at the last family BarBQ?

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              • icymelon
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2007
                • 3220

                #8
                probably need to add very little sex
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                • ilnjscb
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8959

                  #9
                  21. Does he tell you not to come near him with your "dirty woman things"?
                  22. Does he refer to himself as "Stacy" on the weekends?
                  23. Does he sleep with a large black dildo named "Lamar"?
                  24. Does he express any interest at all in Ricky Martin?
                  25. Does he argue with you far into the night about who should have won "Dancing with the Stars"?
                  26. Does he vacuum in just an apron and a pink bow?
                  27. Does he worry about Britney Spears mental health?
                  28. Does he really appreciate Lady Gaga?
                  29. Does he have a dummy in the basement with a police hat and chaps?
                  30. Is rentboy.com his homepage?

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                  • Gerco
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2052

                    #10
                    31. does he come home with a sore ass and cum dripping from his chin.
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                    • mizmiz
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • May 2002
                      • 1168

                      #11
                      ummmmmmmmmmm
                      what are the 7) Strange sexual demands??
                      Should help us figure if hes gay!

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                      • Paul Markham
                        Too old to care
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 52942

                        #12
                        Go read the page it's on. Very funny.

                        It only provers you should live together with your partner before considering marriage. LOL



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                        • Chosen
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 63151

                          #13
                          I LoL'd

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                          • bloggerz
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                            • Dec 2006
                            • 16253

                            #14
                            great list
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                            • seeandsee
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945

                              #15
                              just check his ass, if he pass that, then leave him gay dvd on table and spy cam to see what is going then
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                              • michael.kickass
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 11039

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                Think that applies to 90% of people with a gym membership.
                                exactly
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                                • woj
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 47880

                                  #17
                                  that list is 100% bullshit
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                                  • Gerco
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                                    • Nov 2005
                                    • 2052

                                    #18
                                    OMG! LOL quoted from number 14 directly from the site.....

                                    "Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?"
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                                    • closer
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 1707

                                      #19
                                      admit it ... you're all closet cases

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                                      • cwd
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2006
                                        • 1955

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by mizmiz
                                        ummmmmmmmmmm
                                        what are the 7) Strange sexual demands??
                                        Should help us figure if hes gay!
                                        just for you mizmiz

                                        7) Strange sexual demands
                                        Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.

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                                        • ArsewithClass
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2007
                                          • 7957

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cwd
                                          15 commonly-accepted characteristics of men struggling with homosexuality within a marriage

                                          1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
                                          2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
                                          3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
                                          4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
                                          5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
                                          6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?
                                          7) Strange sexual demands
                                          8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
                                          9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
                                          10) Too many friendly young male friends
                                          11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
                                          12) Love of pop culture
                                          13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
                                          14) Sudden heavy drinking
                                          15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?



                                          (and no, I did not make this up)
                                          http://christwire.org/2010/08/is-my-husband-gay/
                                          No.
                                          1) at night he speaks to other women.
                                          2) Hopes they like you...
                                          3) Needs the lords guidance.
                                          4) Loves himself as he devil does
                                          5) Loves looking at women working out...
                                          6) Tight around the balls to show the ladies wat he has...
                                          7) Dirty perve ;)
                                          8) Cant look at the women as your lookig over his shoulder...
                                          9) Women are cheaper there


                                          I cant be bothered to go on.... He is a sexual predator... he devil in disguise.... Fuck him daily & he is yours for life

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                                          • 2012
                                            So Fucking What
                                            • Jul 2006
                                            • 17189

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by cwd

                                            1) Secretive late night use of cellphones and computers
                                            2) Looks at other men in a flirtatious way
                                            3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups
                                            4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home
                                            5) Gym membership but no interest in sports
                                            6) Clothes that are too tight and too ?trendy?
                                            7) Strange sexual demands
                                            8) More interested in the men than the women in pornographic films
                                            9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia
                                            10) Too many friendly young male friends
                                            11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends
                                            12) Love of pop culture
                                            13) Extroverted about his bare chest in public
                                            14) Sudden heavy drinking
                                            15) Ladies, have you dated men in the past who turned out to be gay?
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                                            • cwd
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 1955

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                              Go read the page it's on. Very funny.
                                              It is hilarious! Although, the rest of the website is quite scary. Here are some of the titles of other articles on the site

                                              Mexican Illegals Cause American Salmonella Outbreak
                                              This new Mexican salmonella super-bacteria is twenty times more deadly than the Mexican swine flu that killed thousands last winter. It has already caused massive catostrophe in the states of California, Arizona, Minnesota, Colorado, Nevada, Kansas, Montana, Iowa, Texas, New York and even Florida!
                                              It is no coincidence that all of these states also experience a 23% net increase in Mexican population. The Mexicans are germy because since they are here illegally, they can?t buy things like water and soap.


                                              19th Amendment: Celebrating 90 Years of Feminism Destroying America, Vote by Vote
                                              On this fateful day, only 90 years ago, mankind in America ? therefore the world ? reached a sad end. On the day women received the right to vote, the most hardline and butcherous of females, the feminists, were given a new way to slowly overtake mankind and enforce their twisted views on society.

                                              Chinese Scientists Create Pandagators
                                              The worst culprit in genetic perversions are the Chinese. The Chinese already worship mythical creatures such as dragons and anime chinchillas, so it is no stretch to see they are trying to create new beasts. The Chinese dream of the day when they ride their cache of bizaree animals into America and their beasts are able to rip our ecosystems asunder and then do all sorts of nasty things to our people like eat us.
                                              Here is their newest monster: they call it a pandagator in Cantonese (and in Mandarin it translates allanda). This animal can climb trees, which aleady makes it dangerous enough
                                              (check their site, they have a photo...lol)

                                              Obama Supports Terror Mosque In New York
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                                              this site is scary...

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                                              • CamJack
                                                Old School Webmaster
                                                • Sep 2003
                                                • 1334

                                                #24
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                                                • tiger
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                  • 6986

                                                  #25
                                                  What is funny is how clueless women seem to be when it comes to noticing whether a guy is straight or gay. Have a woman describe the perfect guy, most often it will sound like the description of woman.

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                                                  • LeRoy
                                                    Porn Pusher
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 13363

                                                    #26
                                                    Some women have no Gay-dar
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                                                    • Ice-nine
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 44

                                                      #27
                                                      16) Does your husband write articles about how to spot gay men?

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                                                      • La_Sexorcist
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2010
                                                        • 337

                                                        #28
                                                        I'd probably just stick to "he is sexually attracted to men" and call it a day.

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                                                        • Gerco
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 2052

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by cwd
                                                          just for you mizmiz

                                                          7) Strange sexual demands
                                                          Fetishism is a sign that a man is seeking a harder thrill beyond the normal intimacy of heterosexual relations. The woman may not appeal to the deep desires that are coming to the surface as the marriage drags on. If there is a sudden interest in sodomy, sadomasochism, lubricants, role-play, sex toys or other non-traditional intercourse methods, this is clearly an indication of deep emotional abnormalities.
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