Man used penis to assault female police officer - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 03-18-2010, 06:52 AM

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A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
John Hardie
Defence solicitor

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

bbobby86 · 03-18-2010, 08:34 AM

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_Richard_ · 03-18-2010, 08:38 AM

doublepost

_Richard_ · 03-18-2010, 08:39 AM

this story would never had made the news if it happened in vancouver

you europeans got it easy

here the dude would have been found iwth multiple gunshots in what seems to have been a 'gangland' shooting

tranza · 03-18-2010, 09:42 AM

Tell me this is a joke, lol

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-18-2010, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants

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seeandsee · 03-18-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

beware of my crank

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed
John Hardie
Defence solicitor

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on.

"He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened.

"He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed."

His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown.

Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.

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sumphatpimp · 03-18-2010, 12:00 PM

if that would have been John Holmes she would have been unconscious for a week.

CarlosTheGaucho · 03-18-2010, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

if that would have been John Holmes she would have been unconscious for a week.

DamnGoodRatio · 03-18-2010, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.

Because every time a female officer approaches a man with his penis out she is taught to kneel down???

03-18-2010, 06:52 AM	#1
brassmonkey Pay It Forward Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Yo Mama House Posts: 77,303	Man used penis to assault female police officer beware of my crank A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600. The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen. Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed John Hardie Defence solicitor Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck." Defence solicitor John Hardie said: "He was sitting on the couch drunk with his pants on. "He can't remember anything but accepts that if that's what the police say then that's what happened. "He has never been so drunk before that day and accepts he has to take full responsibility. He apologises profusely and is extremely embarrassed." His not guilty plea to committing a breach of the peace by uttering offensive and sexual remarks was accepted by the Crown. Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident. __________________ TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law! DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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03-18-2010, 08:38 AM	#3
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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,990	this story would never had made the news if it happened in vancouver you europeans got it easy here the dude would have been found iwth multiple gunshots in what seems to have been a 'gangland' shooting

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sumphatpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 5,235	if that would have been John Holmes she would have been unconscious for a week.