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  • NetHorse
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 3526

    #1

    Friday morning joke ~ !

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders.

    "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

    "They're mating," her father replied.

    "What do you call this spider?" she asked, pointing.

    "It's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

    "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

    As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    "The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

    "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in Tennessee."
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  • fatfoo
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    • Mar 2003
    • 27763

    #2
    I guess the teachers teach that little girl in a local school, yeah?

    It's funny how these homo laws are different in different states.
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
      • 50945

      #3
      Originally posted by NetHorse
      A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

      He noticed she was looking at two spiders.

      "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

      "They're mating," her father replied.

      "What do you call this spider?" she asked, pointing.

      "It's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

      "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

      As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

      "The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

      "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in Tennessee."
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      • Octopus
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2007
        • 1436

        #4
        nice one!!!!

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          Heh heh,that made me chuckle

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          • ArsewithClass
            So Fucking Banned
            • Mar 2007
            • 7957

            #6
            I worried where this joke was going but continued, Very pleased to.... thats funny. Nice one.

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            • Serial Pervert
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2008
              • 2666

              #7
              not funny, sorry.

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              • fris
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                • Aug 2002
                • 55689

                #8
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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  Good one, lol
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • John-ACWM
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                    • Nov 2008
                    • 20060

                    #10
                    good one

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                    • CYF
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                      • Mar 2009
                      • 10973

                      #11
                      Originally posted by fris
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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62912

                        #12
                        I liked it.. Send it to the Governor there.
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                        • KILL_FRENZY
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                          • Aug 2006
                          • 6184

                          #13
                          so "That shit ain't gonna fly in Tennessee"

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                            • Jul 2002
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                            #14
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                            • brassmonkey
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                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77397

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NetHorse
                              A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden, and he smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

                              He noticed she was looking at two spiders.

                              "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

                              "They're mating," her father replied.

                              "What do you call this spider?" she asked, pointing.

                              "It's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.

                              "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

                              As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

                              "The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

                              "Well," she said, "that may be OK in California, but we're not going to stand for that sort of behavior in Tennessee."
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