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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67373

    #1

    Happy Birthday Chuck Norris !!!

    even at 70, he can still kick my ass

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  • Cyber Fucker
    Hmm
    • Sep 2005
    • 12642

    #2
    Happy b-day hun! :D

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    • LeCoq
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      • Jul 2009
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      #3
      OMG JFK, i hope he doesn't see your post... He can kick EVERYONE'S ass. Maybe if you apologize, he'll let you go for this time.
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      • Chicks Delivery
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        • Oct 2008
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        #4
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        • John-ACWM
          Work Work Work
          • Nov 2008
          • 20060

          #5
          I bet he is 30!

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          • Farang
            one sick puppy
            • Oct 2004
            • 11713

            #6
            If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars - Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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            • RyuLion
              • Mar 2003
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              #7
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              • Roby
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                • Nov 2004
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                #8
                Happy birthday !
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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by JFK
                  even at 70, he can still kick my ass
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                  • cwd
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                    • Feb 2006
                    • 1955

                    #10
                    There is no chin behind Chuck Norriss' beard. There is only another fist.

                    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuc...favorite-facts

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                    • Pandoras
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                      • Aug 2008
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                      #11
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                        • Apr 2005
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                        #12
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                        • nation-x
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                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5370

                          #13
                          Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

                          btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.

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                          • Jarmusch
                             
                            • May 2003
                            • 12479

                            #14
                            70 earth years.

                            He's much younger than it seems.

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                            • CyberHustler
                              Masterbaiter
                              • Feb 2006
                              • 28736

                              #15
                              You should be saying "Happy Chuck Norris" to this day instead.
                              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                              • Double trouble
                                So Fucking What?
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 22251

                                #16
                                Happy Birthday Chuck

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                                • Broo
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Feb 2008
                                  • 12135

                                  #17
                                  Happy B-day

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                                  • JFK
                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 67373

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by nation-x
                                    Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

                                    btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.
                                    He beat your friend, without raising any sweat

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                                    • whore monger
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                                      • Sep 2003
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                                      #19
                                      as well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, chuck norris is also a world-renowned physicist. it was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with stephen hawking. hence the wheelchair.
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                                      • whore monger
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                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 209

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by nation-x
                                        Is someone throwing him a Tea Party for his birthday?

                                        btw... I know for a fact he can't kick everyones ass... he once declined to fight a promotional fight with a friend of mine who was ranked 8th in the world in Kung Fu at the time... too bad my friend went to prison for killing his manager over the manager embezzling $25k... :P He killed him and buried him in his back yard. true story.
                                        i call bullshit...if chuck norris had a dime for everyone that didn't die from one of his roundhouse kicks to the head, he would have no dimes.
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                                        • whore monger
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                                          • Sep 2003
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                                          #21
                                          chuck norris once boned the mona lisa which is why she smiles
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                                          • ukxtra
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                                            • Jan 2003
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by whore monger
                                            as well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, chuck norris is also a world-renowned physicist. it was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with stephen hawking. hence the wheelchair.

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                                            • whore monger
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                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 209

                                              #23
                                              when an episode of walker, texas ranger aired in france, the french surrendered to chuck norris just to be on the safe side.
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                                              • CosmicTang
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                                                #24
                                                The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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                                                • hotcontent
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                                                  • May 2009
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • ColetteX
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                    #26
                                                    oh shit chuck congrats and great party bad dog

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                                                    • LoveSandra
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                                                      • Aug 2008
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                                                      #27
                                                      Happy Birthday

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                                                      • whore monger
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                                                        • Sep 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by hotcontent
                                                        Happy birthday
                                                        thats awesome dude
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                                                        • whore monger
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                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                          #29
                                                          rather than being birthed like a regular child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. hence the term "C-section."
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                                                          • Elli
                                                            Reach for those stars!
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 17991

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by whore monger
                                                            i call bullshit...if chuck norris had a dime for everyone that didn't die from one of his roundhouse kicks to the head, he would have no dimes.
                                                            hahha love that one

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                                                            • amacontent
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                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • whore monger
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                                                                • Sep 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by amacontent
                                                                Worst actor in history.
                                                                that's why its all so funny
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                                                                • JFK
                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by amacontent
                                                                  Worst actor in history.
                                                                  just wait till Chuck sees this

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                                                                  • andrej_NDC
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 7760

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by amacontent
                                                                    Worst actor in history.
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                                                                    • whore monger
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by JFK
                                                                      just wait till Chuck sees this
                                                                      i know another, roundhouse kick to the head as cause of death. if only he had known...
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                                                                      • roxxx
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Happy Birthday Chuck !
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                                                                        • martinsc
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                                                                          • Jun 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by hotcontent
                                                                          Happy birthday


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                                                                          • NBBCash Matze
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Happy Birthday Chuck, damn I still haven't seen his well known "Missing in Action" although I like this kind of movie.
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                                                                            • CruelMedia
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              new one: Chuck Norris does not turn 70.. but 70 turns to Chuck..
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                                                                              • Chosen
                                                                                • Aug 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Does he read GFY?

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                                                                                • GatorB
                                                                                  The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                  • 18208

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by JFK
                                                                                  even at 70, he can still kick my ass
                                                                                  And force your kids to do Bible study in school and be taught creationism in science class. The sooner he meets god the better

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                                                                                  • whore monger
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                                                                                    • Sep 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Chosen
                                                                                    Does he read GFY?
                                                                                    chuck knows everything there is to know about everything
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                                                                                    • whore monger
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      every piece of furniture in chuck's house is a total gym
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                                                                                      • whore monger
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by NBBCash Matze
                                                                                        Happy Birthday Chuck, damn I still haven't seen his well known "Missing in Action" although I like this kind of movie.
                                                                                        the best movie in the history of cinema
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                                                                                        • whore monger
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          chuck norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. after that he won the tour de france on a pogo stick.
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                                                                                          • whore monger
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            chuck norris plans to assassinate four other civil rights leaders just to get an entire week off in febuary
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                                                                                            • michael.kickass
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • JFK
                                                                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by whore monger
                                                                                                  chuck norris once donated 10 liters of his own blood. after that he won the tour de france on a pogo stick.
                                                                                                  lookout Lance

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                                                                                                  • Konkan
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    happy b-day chuck! How long he can live on earth ?
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