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Would you hire this Escort? Argggghhhh

03-09-2010, 04:49 PM

Okay so I run an escort listing site and this is one of the submissions I got today. I really had to share, ok I know it's a bit mean, but really wtf? And no it's not a joke as she also shared her website, where there are lots more pics of her.

Now tell me, would you hire this escort?
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03-09-2010, 04:53 PM

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03-09-2010, 04:55 PM

How much per hour is she charging? and not if she's going to poo on my rug

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03-09-2010, 04:56 PM

hahaa, i never ever would, but my roomate likes chicks who look like that.

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03-09-2010, 04:56 PM

ha ha about $300 - good deal i think?
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03-09-2010, 05:08 PM

only if she brings her parrot
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03-09-2010, 05:09 PM

i think that would be extra.
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03-09-2010, 05:10 PM

Well, you know she's up for a booty call.

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03-09-2010, 05:15 PM

hmmm well maybe I can get her to do a solo girl site - what do you think?
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03-09-2010, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

hmmm well maybe I can get her to do a solo girl site - what do you think?

Preferably so low you don't see it.

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03-09-2010, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

Okay so I run an escort listing site and this is one of the submissions I got today. I really had to share, ok I know it's a bit mean, but really wtf? And no it's not a joke as she also shared her website, where there are lots more pics of her.

Now tell me, would you hire this escort?

Divvy would film her for hours!

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03-09-2010, 05:26 PM

ok im pretty new here - who is divvy?
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03-09-2010, 05:30 PM

Not even with a 12 pack of Coronas..

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03-09-2010, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

If there is one thing I have learned over the years - guys will open their wallets for even the ugliest of chicks!

Lisa drop me a line if you want to trade some hard links I have a bunch of escort websites.

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03-09-2010, 06:22 PM

she is fat like hell

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03-09-2010, 06:28 PM

id be sending her over to friends houses in pirate outfit nonstop
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03-09-2010, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

Okay so I run an escort listing site and this is one of the submissions I got today. I really had to share, ok I know it's a bit mean, but really wtf? And no it's not a joke as she also shared her website, where there are lots more pics of her.

Now tell me, would you hire this escort?

are you actually successful?

you must be new right?

or are you just another hooker turned "look at me, i run an escort site"?

with that being said, you would be surprised at a lot of the fetishes out there...

also, many men are intimidated by good looking escorts and prefer uglier women...

do yourself a favor and let your surfers or customers judge the girls not you...

because i think you probably suck at it...
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03-09-2010, 06:59 PM

Hi Market
Yes I am new and no i'm not an ex escort, but have designed a few escort sites and put some affiliate programs on them. Someone on here said that you should stick with something you know and work with that to get started. I just posted this because I thought it was a funny pic!
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03-09-2010, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

Hi Market
Yes I am new and no i'm not an ex escort, but have designed a few escort sites and put some affiliate programs on them. Someone on here said that you should stick with something you know and work with that to get started. I just posted this because I thought it was a funny pic!
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03-09-2010, 07:02 PM

for me she is pretty cute, a little chubby and probably not wonderful, but for me she is ok
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03-09-2010, 07:04 PM

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03-09-2010, 07:07 PM

You'd be surprised. No mater what an escort's physical appearance, there are ALWAYS clients that that are looking for what's she's offering.

I can also tell you for an absolute fact that the the escorts with the highest booking rates are almost always that "average" to "below average" looking girl with that girl next door look and some self shot mirror photos.
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03-09-2010, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Helix

only if she brings her parrot

She ate her parrot

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03-09-2010, 08:04 PM

after a few beers on halloween i could muster a fiver

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03-09-2010, 08:22 PM

I would hit that with a cannon... arrrrrrr!

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03-09-2010, 08:25 PM

I'd tap that and pull an "angry pirate" on her ass.

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03-09-2010, 08:27 PM

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03-09-2010, 08:28 PM

i actually just gagged
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03-09-2010, 08:35 PM

You would all hit it if she was ready and waiting for you.
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03-09-2010, 08:37 PM

The hat is a little too long john silvers, but other than the costume I don't see the problem. She's a chubby gothic chic. Not only does it sell but it's a pretty broad niche.

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03-10-2010, 12:24 AM

no. just no
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03-10-2010, 01:51 AM

why not?

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03-10-2010, 01:55 AM

I could imagine that there are lot's of guys who would book her.

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03-10-2010, 03:43 AM

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03-10-2010, 03:44 AM

Does she have nice feet?

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03-10-2010, 03:47 AM

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03-10-2010, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by naughtylisa

Okay so I run an escort listing site and this is one of the submissions I got today. I really had to share, ok I know it's a bit mean, but really wtf? And no it's not a joke as she also shared her website, where there are lots more pics of her.

Now tell me, would you hire this escort?

I don't hire escorts, but in all honesty she looks like she'd be a lot of fun in bed. I'd throw a hotdog down her hallway.
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03-10-2010, 04:05 AM

she doesn't look too bad...

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03-10-2010, 04:13 AM

I'd hire it.

If it was 300 years ago and I was running a press gang conscripting sailors.

Sorry, don't have an interest in women that look like they might wake up in the middle of the night and eat me because they are a bit hungry. Can understand the point people are saying that there is always someone out there for whom she would be perfect though so as an escort site placement you shouldn't turn her away.

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03-10-2010, 04:16 AM

Originally posted by BigRod

If there is one thing I have learned over the years - guys will open their wallets for even the ugliest of chicks!

Lisa drop me a line if you want to trade some hard links I have a bunch of escort websites.

The uglier the better for some damn reason does seem to sell. Must work for guys with shitty self esteem...
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03-10-2010, 04:25 AM

not into "chubbies"
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03-10-2010, 04:42 AM

The outfit is stupid but I have known more than a few BBW 'escorts' who are doing well. I think she is pretty but really the outfit combined with the location is just strange.
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03-10-2010, 05:27 AM

How about this one?

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03-10-2010, 05:35 AM

Pirate chick is not bad and if I have learned anything its that there is a niche for everything.
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03-10-2010, 05:35 AM

Originally posted by Lace

How about this one?

escept that....
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03-10-2010, 06:21 AM

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03-10-2010, 06:31 AM

I bet she keeps busy. There are plenty of guys that would love to hand their money over to her.

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03-10-2010, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by Lace

How about this one?

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03-10-2010, 08:07 AM

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How about this one?

That girl is relatively local to my studio. I sometimes think she would be a funny addition to BoobieMovies.com, but I would need her to wear a mask or a lampshade or something.

I doubt she would readily accept that request as part of the shoot, but it would be the only way I could film her.

She does have great big giant naturals, but as a total package she needs some serious camouflage.
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03-10-2010, 08:10 AM

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