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  • AK
    MadZuma
    • Nov 2003
    • 6436

    #1

    Poor Girl!!!

    Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
    Please explain,
    BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.



    PS: sorry if its posted before
    Alfonsus Kusuma (AK)
    ak at madzuma.com
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  • GT-Omar
    DM at Performive.com
    • Aug 2006
    • 2968

    #2
    heard it before still good tho!


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    • AK
      MadZuma
      • Nov 2003
      • 6436

      #3
      Originally posted by GT-Omar
      heard it before still good tho!
      are you the Master key ?
      Alfonsus Kusuma (AK)
      ak at madzuma.com
      skype me - alfonsus.com

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      • pimpware
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2006
        • 1673

        #4
        What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?
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        • CYF
          Coupon Guru
          • Mar 2009
          • 10973

          #5
          Originally posted by pimpware
          What happens if the key breaks off in the lock?
          I'd call that a bad key.

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          • GT-Omar
            DM at Performive.com
            • Aug 2006
            • 2968

            #6
            Originally posted by AK
            are you the Master key ?
            Of the local 138, Yes I am!


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            • pimpware
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2006
              • 1673

              #7
              And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?


























              It's a tranny!
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              • GAMMA303
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2007
                • 848

                #8
                LOL Fantastic analogy!
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                • fatfoo
                  ICQ:649699063
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 27763

                  #9
                  Interesting way to put it.

                  I'm not saying that I agree with it.
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                  • rowan
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 17393

                    #10
                    What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?

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                    • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                      (felis madjewicus)
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 20368

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rowan
                      What happens if the lock jams and your key doesn't fit?
                      spit and brute force

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                      • AK
                        MadZuma
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 6436

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pimpware
                        And if apparently the lock has a key stuck/broken inside ?




























                        It's a tranny!
                        LMAO
                        Alfonsus Kusuma (AK)
                        ak at madzuma.com
                        skype me - alfonsus.com

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                        • garce
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2001
                          • 7103

                          #13

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                          • Poindexterity
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 882

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AK
                            are you the Master key ?
                            there is no dana only zuul.

                            dammit
                            no sig

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                            • Iron Fist
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 23400

                              #15
                              Good stuff
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                              • starpimps
                                Confirmed User
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 6954

                                #16
                                i guess i am just a shitty lock..what can i say
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                                • Konkan
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                                  • Jun 2008
                                  • 3537

                                  #17
                                  this was a good one
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                                  • seeandsee
                                    Check SIG!
                                    • Mar 2006
                                    • 50945

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by AK
                                    Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
                                    Please explain,
                                    BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.



                                    PS: sorry if its posted before
                                    good joke
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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94736

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by garce
                                      ...

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                                      • Serial Pervert
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2008
                                        • 2666

                                        #20
                                        LOL
                                        really great.

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                                        • pornguy
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                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 62912

                                          #21
                                          True.. Dat.
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                                          • Farang
                                            one sick puppy
                                            • Oct 2004
                                            • 11715

                                            #22
                                            I am the master key.
                                            fbm

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                                            • Chosen
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 63151

                                              #23
                                              Nice one

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                                              • tranza
                                                ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 57559

                                                #24
                                                Hahaha, great point of view.
                                                I'm just a newbie.

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                                                • Raf1
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                  • 12117

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by AK
                                                  Girl: I have had sex with 4 boys & you have done it with 8 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT & calls you a REAL MAN.
                                                  Please explain,
                                                  BOY: Very simple. When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD LOCK. But when a key opens many locks, it becomes a MASTER KEY.



                                                  PS: sorry if its posted before


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                                                  • Cyber Fucker
                                                    Hmm
                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                    • 12642

                                                    #26
                                                    bwahahahahaha... good one!

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                                                    • michael.kickass
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                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 11039

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                      spit and brute force
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                                                      • John-ACWM
                                                        Work Work Work
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 20060

                                                        #28
                                                        Yup, good one

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                                                        • DamnGoodRatio
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 855

                                                          #29
                                                          Does that mean if a girl is a virgin she is a "Master Lock" because no bullet can penetrate it???
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                                                          • 96ukssob
                                                            So Fucking Banananananas
                                                            • Mar 2003
                                                            • 12991

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Angry Jew Cat
                                                            spit and brute force
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