Monday morning humor ...

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  • jerryb
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 588

    #1

    Monday morning humor ...

    Humor from Crazy Ernie (my insane standup comedian):

    Mickey D's is now offering crotchless pantyhose for sale at their drive thru.

    Just ask for some 'Muff McLeggins'.

    Also,

    Mr. Hot Dog wanted to get in on the action so they are now offering Weiner Covers (condoms). Crazy Ernie went there and ordered 2 Weiner Covers and then said, "Oh, can you supersize them for me?"


    Yup, CE gets a little crazy once in a while.

    Now ... back to business.
    Last edited by jerryb; 03-08-2010, 02:16 AM.
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  • BIGTYMER
    Junior Achiever
    • Nov 2004
    • 17066

    #2
    Don't quit your day job.

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94744

      #3
      Heh ........

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