IRISH Who wants to be a MILLIONAIRE [JOKE]

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  • CunningStunt
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2006
    • 5594

    #1

    IRISH Who wants to be a MILLIONAIRE [JOKE]

    Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter, 'but for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend.

    Everything is riding on this question......will you go for it?'
    'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 'Which of the following birds does
    NOT build its own nest?'

    A: Sparrow

    B: Thrush

    C: Magpie

    D: Cuckoo

    I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin'. Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

    'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple......it's a cuckoo.'

    'Are you sure?'

    'I'm fookin sure.'

    Mick hung up the phone and tol d Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo as me answer.'

    'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris 'Dat it is, Sir.'

    There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed, 'Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!'

    The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

    'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da Cuckoo that doesn't build it's own nest?

    'Because he lives in a Fookin clock.'
  • TheSenator
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2003
    • 13340

    #2
    ok.....


    I had to do it in an Irish accent to get the laughs....

    plus 1
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      That was kinda bad man

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      • woj
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        • Jul 2002
        • 47882

        #4
        heh .....
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        • PornMD
          Mainstream Businessman
          • Jan 2007
          • 9291

          #5
          That's a joke?
          Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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          • CunningStunt
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2006
            • 5594

            #6
            Hmm, mixed reactions. Tough crowd you lot.

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            • Spieglergirls
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2008
              • 476

              #7
              What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's day?


              ..... A TAXI!
              Mark Spiegler
              "Patron of the Tarts"
              http://www.spieglergirls.com/html/main.html

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              • J. Falcon
                www.AdultCopywriters.com
                • May 2006
                • 31645

                #8
                Originally posted by Spieglergirls
                What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's day?


                ..... A TAXI!
                That was good.
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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900

                  #9
                  lol to both jokes.

                  Now feck off!

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                  • Iron Fist
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 23400

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Spieglergirls
                    What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's day?


                    ..... A TAXI!
                    i like waffles

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                    • fatfoo
                      ICQ:649699063
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 27763

                      #11
                      That's funny.
                      Send me an email: [email protected]

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                      • Spieglergirls
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 476

                        #12
                        What do you call a child born to an Irish couple?


                        ..... The DESIGNATED DRIVER!
                        Mark Spiegler
                        "Patron of the Tarts"
                        http://www.spieglergirls.com/html/main.html

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                        • tranza
                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 57559

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheSenator
                          ok.....


                          I had to do it in an Irish accent to get the laughs....

                          plus 1
                          I think the same..
                          I'm just a newbie.

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                          • Kool Kelly
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 147

                            #14
                            not bad...

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                            • Spieglergirls
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 476

                              #15
                              What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day & Martin Luther King's Birthday?


                              ........ On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish!
                              Mark Spiegler
                              "Patron of the Tarts"
                              http://www.spieglergirls.com/html/main.html

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                              • Agent 488
                                Registered User
                                • Feb 2006
                                • 22511

                                #16
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                                • Farang
                                  one sick puppy
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 11718

                                  #17
                                  Hahahahahah
                                  fbm

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                                  • CurrentlySober
                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 38957

                                    #18
                                    Here is my (Non Offencive) Irish Joke...


                                    What is the richest country in the world?







                                    Ireland !








                                    Why ?









                                    Simple....










                                    Because its CAPITAL, is allways DUBLIN !!!








                                    Boom Boom !


                                    👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                    • Double trouble
                                      So Fucking What?
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 22251

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Spieglergirls
                                      What do you call an Irishman on St. Patrick's day?


                                      ..... A TAXI!

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                                      • Dugan
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2003
                                        • 856

                                        #20
                                        haha, my 1/32 irish part is laughing at himself.

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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          Great joke. I guess you either get it or you don't.

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                                          • Rofl
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2010
                                            • 129

                                            #22
                                            What is the biggest city in the world?

                                            Dublin... because it keeps on dublin', and dublin', and dublin'...




                                            ps, that was coertesy of ali-g, I plagiarised it

                                            pps, my first ever post, and I shamed myself already with a baaaaad joke. sorry. not.
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                                            • John-ACWM
                                              Work Work Work
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 20060

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheSenator
                                              ok.....


                                              I had to do it in an Irish accent to get the laughs....

                                              plus 1
                                              LOL same here

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                                              • Konkan
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2008
                                                • 3537

                                                #24
                                                that`s was a good one
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