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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #1

    Spouse abuse joke of the day.

    A husband says,

    "My wife says I have mood swings so she bought me a mood ring, when I'm in a good mood it turns green, and when I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on her face....."



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  • woj
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    • Jul 2002
    • 47882

    #2
    heh ....
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    • Slappin Fish
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      • Jul 2007
      • 2512

      #3

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      • fatfoo
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        • Mar 2003
        • 27763

        #4
        Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
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        • Slappin Fish
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2007
          • 2512

          #5
          Originally posted by fatfoo
          Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
          made me laugh...

          best jokes are more often than not underlyingly violent, racist or sexist.... ffs we are adults do need to be politically correct with jokes too now?

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          • brassmonkey
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            • Sep 2005
            • 77396

            #6
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            • seeandsee
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              • Mar 2006
              • 50945

              #7
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              • u-Bob
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                • Jul 2005
                • 33063

                #8
                omg

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                • ArsewithClass
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 7957

                  #9
                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                  Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
                  I laughed when I first heard this joke but then read it again & slower to think about it, I agree with Fatfoo

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                  • Kenny B!
                    Confirmed Abuser
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 5718

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fatfoo
                    Don't do violence for no good reason. Joke is not really funny.
                    Can you give me some examples of a good reason?
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                    • pornguy
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 62912

                      #11
                      Heeheheh.
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                      • John-ACWM
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                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        very good one

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                        • 96ukssob
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                          • Mar 2003
                          • 12991

                          #13
                          nice
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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ArsewithClass
                            I laughed when I first heard this joke but then read it again & slower to think about it, I agree with Fatfoo
                            Oh come on that's funny.


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                            • Lykos
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 31032

                              #15
                              Hahaha good one indeed

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                              • BIGTYMER
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                                • Nov 2004
                                • 17066

                                #16
                                it was a joke. jeezzz.

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                                • stickyfingerz
                                  Doin fine
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24984

                                  #17
                                  Similar to ...

                                  What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?





















                                  Nothing she has already been told twice... lol so wrong... but so funneh.

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                                  • Konkan
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2008
                                    • 3537

                                    #18
                                    this was a good one
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                                    • CunningStunt
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2006
                                      • 5594

                                      #19
                                      I started a how-to thread on Wife Beating a while back.

                                      A friend of mine actually works with abused wives, she tells me some corking jokes, all in absolutely horribly bad taste.

                                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...ight=wife+beat

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