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Old 02-22-2010, 06:35 PM   #1
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Photoshop makes these girls into tens, not nature.

I have a my gf's friend staying with us and she just did a nude photo shoot. I just got to the see the end results and I can now say without a doubt - All girls are tens after photoshop.

They were able to take off all the tattoos and a huge scar. She has an amazing body and is a really hot girl. But after photoshop, I was thinking I should drop the gf and chase her. Then I realized that this is not her.

Sorry, can't show the photos, they are to be used commercially and I don't want to f it up for her.
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:37 PM   #2
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Well, thanks for one of the most useless threads of all time.
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:48 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:52 PM   #5
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No way in hell could you say ALL girls are tens after Photoshop. Can you imagine trying to make this girl a 10 in a full set of images without spending fucking months on it ?

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Old 02-22-2010, 06:59 PM   #6
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No way in hell could you say ALL girls are tens after Photoshop. Can you imagine trying to make this girl a 10 in a full set of images without spending fucking months on it ?

OMG, i've never seen tits that botched. yucky. maybe photoshop can cut a chunk out her chest and close the gap between those things
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Old 02-22-2010, 06:59 PM   #7
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No way in hell could you say ALL girls are tens after Photoshop. Can you imagine trying to make this girl a 10 in a full set of images without spending fucking months on it ?

You gotta feel bad for these chicks who go into the operating room expecting to dramatically improve their appearance and come out like this.

I wonder, does removing implants make boobs look exactly like they did before the surgery?
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:26 PM   #9
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No way in hell could you say ALL girls are tens after Photoshop. Can you imagine trying to make this girl a 10 in a full set of images without spending fucking months on it ?

them fucking things are lookin in two totally different directions!
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:29 PM   #11
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I have a my gf's friend staying with us and she just did a nude photo shoot. I just got to the see the end results and I can now say without a doubt - All girls are tens after photoshop.

They were able to take off all the tattoos and a huge scar. She has an amazing body and is a really hot girl. But after photoshop, I was thinking I should drop the gf and chase her. Then I realized that this is not her.

Sorry, can't show the photos, they are to be used commercially and I don't want to f it up for her.
Worst post ive ever read here.
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:32 PM   #12
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Looking at 2 different location. LOL
does she wear bra?? LMAO
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:35 PM   #13
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No way in hell could you say ALL girls are tens after Photoshop. Can you imagine trying to make this girl a 10 in a full set of images without spending fucking months on it ?

Seriously? The ironic thing in a photoshopped thread is bringing up a photoshopped girl saying she looks bad...

Those tits were obviously shopped to look fucked up. just look at the shadowon the left tit(right side) and the tan line son both. theyre normal tits twisted you tard mos...
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Old 02-22-2010, 07:45 PM   #14
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I have a my gf's friend staying with us and she just did a nude photo shoot. I just got to the see the end results and I can now say without a doubt - All girls are tens after photoshop.

They were able to take off all the tattoos and a huge scar. She has an amazing body and is a really hot girl. But after photoshop, I was thinking I should drop the gf and chase her. Then I realized that this is not her.

Sorry, can't show the photos, they are to be used commercially and I don't want to f it up for her.
When you have natural tits, nice face & a nice arse, who needs to photoshop.
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:12 PM   #15
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When you have natural tits, nice face & a nice arse, who needs to photoshop.
All 23 year old Brazilians have that stuff. It was the tats and scar that were removed then everyone was smoothed to perfection. She has done modeling so she is a very beautiful girl but she is amazing in the photos.
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:13 PM   #16
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And sorry for no pics. Since you do not know the person the effect is not the same anyways. any photo would do.
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:29 PM   #17
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Her tits remind me of this alien.

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Old 02-22-2010, 08:46 PM   #18
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Seriously? The ironic thing in a photoshopped thread is bringing up a photoshopped girl saying she looks bad...

Those tits were obviously shopped to look fucked up. just look at the shadowon the left tit(right side) and the tan line son both. theyre normal tits twisted you tard mos...
Ouch ... no one's called me that before. Thanks! :/

But do you not think the image highlights something? The point is, the dude is wrong. Photoshop can't fix every girl.
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