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Old 02-22-2010, 02:28 PM   #1
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I can write gallery descriptions, blog posts, reviews, etc ONLY $2 for 200 words

Message me on icq and I will write the texts for you.

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Old 02-22-2010, 03:18 PM   #2
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Can you write for gay sites?
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:32 PM   #3
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can you write in the correct forum section?
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:52 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:54 PM   #5
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fatfoo is a good guy ;)
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Old 02-22-2010, 04:55 PM   #6
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I'm not gay, but I can write gay texts that describe gay people.
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:03 PM   #7
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nope. never works. you have be gay or closet gay for that to work and sell
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nope. never works. you have be gay or closet gay for that to work and sell
Straight people describe gay shit everyday. I hear them say, "This guy is gay and he did this and that."

Now, how would it be different if instead of verbal words, you put it into the text form?
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Straight people describe gay shit everyday. I hear them say, "This guy is gay and he did this and that."

Now, how would it be different if instead of verbal words, you put it into the text form?
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Now, here's another way to think of it: If a fag gave you a lot of money to provide a service, would you do the work? Yes. Because, it's the dollar amount of the sale that matters.

So, what happens is that some customers are fags, and you have to sell to them, too. Something like that.

Could it be discrimination of some kind if you refuse to sell to fags? Maybe.

Some statistics say 10% of people are gay - that is a significant amount of business to gain or lose from people.
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Old 02-22-2010, 05:26 PM   #11
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Gay text written by a gay guy:

Bjorn is eager for his hole to be seeded by the rough and dominate top ready to blow his five day load.

Gay test written by a straight guy:

Bjorn is gay and likes cock. Watch Bjorn get cock.
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nope. never works. you have be gay or closet gay for that to work and sell
That actually is not the case at all it is all in the mastery of the terminology and for lack of a better word the way you "coddle" them, being a woman this comes naturally and I write gay reviews everyday.

At this price though fatfoo is hired and I am willing to coach if need be, but I doubt I will have to, I have given him some good examples to go by.
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Now, here's another way to think of it: If a fag gave you a lot of money to provide a service, would you do the work? Yes. Because, it's the dollar amount of the sale that matters.

So, what happens is that some customers are fags, and you have to sell to them, too. Something like that.

Could it be discrimination of some kind if you refuse to sell to fags? Maybe.


Always remember when you're writing for gay content:

Use the word fag a lot! Also, demean gay people and make sure that they know they're the scum of the earth. It does WONDERS for conversions!
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So, do you have to be gay to write about gay people? Not really.
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At this price though fatfoo is hired.
I just have to write it. There is some money in this.

Of course, it's just writing. I never sucked dick and I never will suck dick.
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I'm not trying to put you down fatfoo... just saying what i believe is all. I might be wrong. Happens a lot.


why don't' you get some of the big gay program owners in here to comment on their thoughts - they are the ones that matter on this topic - your or my opinion on that topic is meaningless to be honest.


it's like when I crash a guy party (they have the best food) - I try and pretend to be gay and they just look at me and say - you're not gay. I ask how do you know? They say they just know. but they're always nice and give me some food.


fuck I feel like my dog begging- but you have to experience just how good the food is at the gay parties compared to the straight ones and they're often just down the hall.
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So, do you have to be gay to write about gay people? Not really.
To seriously answer your question: No.

However, it does help. Just like a guy that know the tits niche knows what to say to drive conversions, a gay guy is going to know what turns on the gay surfers.

A straight guy can write a bareback scene description. That doesn't mean he's going to use the right words and focus on what matters. The problem here would be that the surfer is looking for authentic stuff and if the scene description is generic and doesn't focus on what they want, they they're going to assume the content doesn't, either.

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I just have to write it. There is some money in this.

Of course, it's just writing. I never sucked dick and I never will suck dick.
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To seriously answer your question: No.
The answer is yes...

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Since when does bareback relate to gay porn?
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Of course, it's just writing. I never sucked dick and I never will suck dick.
LOL foo I am a straight woman, i could care less if your straight gay, sideways or backwards, as long as your not crocked, I don't care. You get the job done and I'll let ya know if you need to adjust, its just the technicals and a little fluff you will do fine.
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