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Mr. Garibaldi 02-23-2010 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by nakeddutch (Post 16884854)
This method gets the job done
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh fucking idiot

ilbb 02-23-2010 02:11 AM
TIP: try adding text link to join page. who the fuck click 468x60 banners these days?

CPimp 02-23-2010 02:12 AM
Fucking sleep programming... screw that. I can do it awake. Even I can come up with a better gallery design than that! Fuck!

I can tell you why they don't convert... but I won't.

CPimp 02-23-2010 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16885546)
There's not enough tin in your foil hat
I LOL'ed at that... very good one!

BigRod 02-23-2010 03:48 AM
Oh SHIT... This has been the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

Ron2k1 02-23-2010 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by nakeddutch (Post 16884854)
This method gets the job done
You are a stupid ignorant idiot.

You get free advice here and you keep on ignoring it and talking about your '1 sale conspiracy thing' or something.

You failed 100%, you obviously have no clue what you're doing. Hell, did you ever visit a gallery at all before you made your crap? It sucks even more then my first crap I made in 1998...

Come on man, this thread must be a joke.

ottopottomouse 02-23-2010 04:56 AM
Being relatively new to the forum I really can't tell if nakeddutch is a high quality troll or a spastic quality businessman.

Liking the helpfulness of some of the advice given though :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by ilbb (Post 16886543)
TIP: try adding text link to join page. who the fuck click 468x60 banners these days?
Its not just 'who clicks them?' its also 'who sees them?'
I had a problem with helping someone who wanted to add banners to their sites a couple of weeks ago. It took me ages to work out why they didn't seem to be displaying on the pages. Slightly embarressed when I realised it was because of my adblocking extension on firefox :Oh crap

kada 02-23-2010 05:05 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
funny thread title

BIGTYMER 02-23-2010 05:21 AM
I hate to break it to you but sleep programming doesn't work. :disgust

Ron2k1 02-23-2010 05:27 AM
Btw who's that nakeddutch webteam? You, your mother and your grandpa?

Bhunter 02-23-2010 05:40 AM
There is no money in porn, everybody knows that. You were very lucky to make that one sale.

Nicky 02-23-2010 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted by tube2k (Post 16886547)
I LOL'ed at that... very good one!
I was hoping someone would catch the drift :upsidedow

Ron2k1 02-23-2010 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted by michel (Post 16886467)
Nice thread!!!
Did you approve another one of his great galleries today allready? :thumbsup

Darkland 02-23-2010 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16883488)
you have to promote weird ass shit on the hun to make sales. also your galleries are horrid. they are so damn plain and either you have a very very very VERY slow server or your are loading full pictures as thumbs...
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Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 16883518)
Drop the counter and do some better linking instead of a regular banner on the bottom and then try the sleep programming again...just my 2 cents.
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Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 16883555)
WOW did I get transported back 10 years in time? Even 10 years ago that gallery would suck. Who in the fuck uses counters like that anymore? Yes softcore pics of a pornstar that hasn't made any porn in nearly a dozen years is going to get me to whip out the old credit card. I'm pretty sure that if I was a huge Jenna Jameson fan that I would have acquired all of her content by now.
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Originally Posted by nation-x (Post 16884152)
you are an idiot... that is why you didn't make anything from "the hun" listings... you can't just submit some random fucking galleries and make bank... this isn't 1999.
Talking to this guy is no use. He was given advice before on turning his shitty galleries into better, converting galleries. He won't listen, THAT is why he isn't making any money.

Roald 02-23-2010 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by nakeddutch (Post 16884854)
This method gets the job done
If your job is to get listed than yes it gets the job done.

damn time waster.

Chosen 02-23-2010 07:46 AM
Thats sucks I guess...

Andy CHOOPA 02-23-2010 08:37 AM
This went from good advice to good jokes. Either way... good read haha.

czarina 02-23-2010 08:52 AM
getting listed on the hun is not the best way to get sales. His traffic is horrible so I wouldn't base my conversions on that.

Lace 02-23-2010 11:06 AM
lol this is hilarious

michel 02-23-2010 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Ron2k1 (Post 16886976)
Did you approve another one of his great galleries today allready? :thumbsup
We list free content that makes our visitors happy. It's up to the webmaster to convert it. :)

Nicky 02-23-2010 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by michel (Post 16888117)
We list free content that makes our visitors happy. It's up to the webmaster to convert it. :)
This is true. Why would The Hun or Michel care if the webmaster is thick as a coconut?

michel 02-23-2010 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 16888149)
This is true. Why would The Hun or Michel care if the webmaster is thick as a coconut?
Well in fact we do care....

seeandsee 02-23-2010 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by pimpware (Post 16883504)
:upsidedow:upsidedow

Longboat full of Vikings 02-23-2010 02:03 PM
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