What the f*ck!

Which method, paying for bandwidth to host some pictures and making no money from it ? :upsidedow


If you are seriously "researching" the one sale thing meaning that you think there is an error with the companies you are promoting and not with you, they you seriously have major issues and will never make any money with adult. There is people here giving you advice that have been submitting galleries for 10++ years and other people who make 1 sale an hour or more.

You ned to spend more time taking the advice given to you here and realizing that your galleries are the problem, instead of "reasearching" some mystical problem with the companies you are promoting, which doesn't exist.

News flash, people stopped clicking banners years ago. ctr on banners is terrible and gets worst every year. People use to click banners 10 years ago, now very few people click banners. Banners are also TERRIBLE for selling people. You can be 100x more effective with good text links.

You are on the verge of being hopeless. If you can step back and learn and make some changes instead of being defensive / trying defend your twisted logic you might actually have a shot with this.

Not if you are only getting one sale you retard.

you dont make any sense idiot

This guy is the camgirls.com version of tgp submission.

god, ik word hier erg moe van

i agree with Thumblord...

Have you guys ever researched on how to make converting galleries... It's good you posted this thread cuz now you will lol sheeeeeesh

WOW :upsidedow

thanks for the thumbs-up Shemp, the translation is:
God I am getting very tired of this, but heh I know you got that :thumbsup

This thread even makes baby jesus cry...:pimp

yep it does makes baby Jesus cry, ........... just got confirmation

While you're at it look into skipping the big fucking type.


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i am surprised you got listed in the first place

Coming from him, that is saying something.

Obviously.

You figure it was a sympathy sale to get you started?

There's not enough tin in your foil hat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What is this all about???

Who is "We"... The voices in your head?

i just read war and peace and your page is still loading.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Funny shit :thumbsup

fake nick?

:thumbsup

Nice thread!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Okay now that is fucking funny.

HOLY MOTHER FUCK!

I just figured it out....

Your thumbs are...

wait for it...

TOO SMALL!

Man, you got to make em bigger man.... the bigger the better. Seriously!

You can thank me later!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh fucking idiot

TIP: try adding text link to join page. who the fuck click 468x60 banners these days?

Fucking sleep programming... screw that. I can do it awake. Even I can come up with a better gallery design than that! Fuck!

I can tell you why they don't convert... but I won't.

I LOL'ed at that... very good one!

Oh SHIT... This has been the funniest thread I have read in a long time.

You are a stupid ignorant idiot.

You get free advice here and you keep on ignoring it and talking about your '1 sale conspiracy thing' or something.

You failed 100%, you obviously have no clue what you're doing. Hell, did you ever visit a gallery at all before you made your crap? It sucks even more then my first crap I made in 1998...

Come on man, this thread must be a joke.

Being relatively new to the forum I really can't tell if nakeddutch is a high quality troll or a spastic quality businessman.

Liking the helpfulness of some of the advice given though :thumbsup

Its not just 'who clicks them?' its also 'who sees them?'
I had a problem with helping someone who wanted to add banners to their sites a couple of weeks ago. It took me ages to work out why they didn't seem to be displaying on the pages. Slightly embarressed when I realised it was because of my adblocking extension on firefox :Oh crap

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
funny thread title

I hate to break it to you but sleep programming doesn't work. :disgust

Btw who's that nakeddutch webteam? You, your mother and your grandpa?

There is no money in porn, everybody knows that. You were very lucky to make that one sale.

I was hoping someone would catch the drift :upsidedow

Did you approve another one of his great galleries today allready? :thumbsup

Talking to this guy is no use. He was given advice before on turning his shitty galleries into better, converting galleries. He won't listen, THAT is why he isn't making any money.

If your job is to get listed than yes it gets the job done.

damn time waster.

Thats sucks I guess...

This went from good advice to good jokes. Either way... good read haha.

getting listed on the hun is not the best way to get sales. His traffic is horrible so I wouldn't base my conversions on that.

lol this is hilarious

We list free content that makes our visitors happy. It's up to the webmaster to convert it. :)