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02-19-2010, 03:28 PM

came across this in the current issue of Forbes

The finger pointing in the right ad and then that investment opp to the left, it just dont look right

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02-19-2010, 03:30 PM

Some Editor did not think that one through that is for damn sure

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02-19-2010, 03:32 PM

Yeah but it gets higher exposure
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02-19-2010, 03:51 PM

They are distinct enough I don't see a problem
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02-19-2010, 03:54 PM

LOL! Reminds me of a recent ad fail I found in my rss reader and decided to blog:
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02-19-2010, 04:05 PM

Uhmm let me guess, you're the ad on the left lol
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02-19-2010, 06:24 PM

The real story on that is both ads are from the same company. They take your money TWICE. The only difference is the second time they know you are more desperate so they don't even bother to entice you with a toll free number.

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02-19-2010, 06:37 PM

For some reasons I don't see first pic...
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02-19-2010, 08:23 PM

That sex offender one was funny. Bid on the 'pastor' keyword for a sex offender registry... nice!

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02-19-2010, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by lumenus

The real story on that is both ads are from the same company. They take your money TWICE. The only difference is the second time they know you are more desperate so they don't even bother to entice you with a toll free number.

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02-19-2010, 08:45 PM

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02-19-2010, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

came across this in the current issue of Forbes

The finger pointing in the right ad and then that investment opp to the left, it just dont look right

Investment of $14,900 to make $250,000 in first year. This could be possible.

Of course, it would not only require money.

It would also require:
1) Brains
2) Selling skills
3) Time and effort
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02-19-2010, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by fatfoo

Investment of $14,900 to make $250,000 in first year. This could be possible.

Of course, it would not only require money.

It would also require:
1) Brains
2) Selling skills
3) Time and effort
4) etc.

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02-20-2010, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by fatfoo

It would also require:
1) Brains
2) Selling skills
3) Time and effort
4) etc.

So you're fucked then basically ??

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02-20-2010, 02:25 AM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

came across this in the current issue of Forbes

The finger pointing in the right ad and then that investment opp to the left, it just dont look right

It looks perfectly right as the ad on the left looks like a huge scam to me.

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02-20-2010, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by Pixelbucks Eric

It looks perfectly right as the ad on the left looks like a huge scam to me.

Well if it seems too good to be true it probably is.

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02-24-2010, 11:20 PM

here is a call with the $14,900 dollar ad, friends voice who called is edited out

what i dont get is if one wants to do this why give them 14900, u can just do it and thats it

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02-25-2010, 05:47 AM

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02-25-2010, 06:07 AM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

here is a call with the $14,900 dollar ad, friends voice who called is edited out

what i dont get is if one wants to do this why give them 14900, u can just do it and thats it

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http://www.livereviews.com/forbescall.mp3

hehe 15k to give him for what? he told all :D :D

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02-25-2010, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by seeandsee

hehe 15k to give him for what? he told all :D :D

exactly, I mean you can get these glasses printed all day by a promo company, you dont need him, and seriously as good as it sounds to some, try walking into a bar or resturant and get the owner to agree to anything.

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02-25-2010, 06:51 AM

Maybe it was done for a reason.

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02-25-2010, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

Originally posted by fatfoo

Investment of $14,900 to make $250,000 in first year. This could be possible.

Of course, it would not only require money.

It would also require:
1) Brains
2) Selling skills
3) Time and effort
4) etc.

Where can I get this etc you speak of? have you taken the Donald Trump course of becoming a entrepreneur.I wish I read your brilliance 40 years ago

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02-25-2010, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by ottopottomouse

I've got some etc. If you twist my arm i'm sure I could let you have it for a sneakily worded deal of ONLY $100!! *

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lol thats how those ads do look

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02-25-2010, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by Spunky

Where can I get this etc you speak of? have you taken the Donald Trump course of becoming a entrepreneur.I wish I read your brilliance 40 years ago

Forgot number 5...

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02-25-2010, 11:07 AM

The sad thing, is that guy is probably making money off of that add. You know why? Because he can count on people being lazy and really don't want to work. They think by paying for a secrete that it will eliminate the work part of the making money equation.

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02-25-2010, 12:13 PM

It looks like some pussy fingering.
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02-25-2010, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by EscortBiz

here is a call with the $14,900 dollar ad, friends voice who called is edited out

what i dont get is if one wants to do this why give them 14900, u can just do it and thats it

enjoy and best if listened to prior to bedtime

http://www.livereviews.com/forbescall.mp3

For real?!!

So, this guy puts an ad in the paper for investments and is then ready to spill everything to an entire stranger that called the number?
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02-25-2010, 06:16 PM

Tiny classified ads...
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02-25-2010, 08:24 PM

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02-25-2010, 09:01 PM

so my friend decides to call again today and speak with another rep, the goal was while he pitches him to play the other guys voice that pitched him yesterday.

turns out the other sales rep had a whole other thing going on, same concept but this time is was hotel passport

seriously funny whats going on here http://www.livereviews.com/forbescall2.mp3

at the end he plays the audio of other sales guy as if its a crossed line

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02-26-2010, 02:35 AM

Hehe,that's a bad luck
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02-26-2010, 04:00 AM

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