WANTED: Stupid Fucking Sponsor with no brains, will join now!

[sortie]

Hi,

Explanation : The entire process of using full length movies on a tube site is
completely stupid; but it is those stupid sites that have all the traffic.



So..........

I'm looking for a sponsor(or some setup) that will give me full length movies.
I want 1000's, not 10.
I don't care if the full length movies suck ass/poor quality/old shit etc...
I just want full length movies.

I would gladly take it as FLV files or an embeddable flash object that I load on my
website.

And get this. I don't even care if I get paid for sign ups.
You can have all your sales. I will just use a top banner etc...

And if you think a embeddable flash object is a pain to get made, then I will make it
myself for you and all your affiliates!

Here is an example of such a flash object :

http://ooaz.com/stupidsponsor.html

But instead of me joining 50 sponsors and pulling small flvs from everywhere I could just
have one sponsor. Instead of "continuous play" it can be changed to whatever.

That flash player looks like "blah" but I could make it look a lot better, no problem.
And I could make it play the way you want, look the way you want etc....
(the player was an experiment so I didn't work very hard on making it pretty)

An iframed tube script will not do it for me; but if there is another way to do this then
I'm open to it!

So the reality is that I'm not looking for a "sponsor" but a "traffic puller".
You will load me up with content and take the sales from that content and
I will simply find something else to sale in a banner.

Please don't bother to call me stupid, because I don't need to hear stuff I
already know. Thank you.

I just think that this is what I need.

OK now, go ahead and take this idea and take all the stupid out of it and lets see
what this could be.

I'm ready to bust ass programming on my end for any sponsor that thinks
any form of the above idea can work.


Talk to me!

[sortie]

I would like to emphasize that I am totally serious about this!!!

Hit me up and bump thread please : tube at econfirmpro dot com

[punkpred]

lmao @ thread title
There are some sponsors that will give you members access to snatch all the full length vids you want as long as you bring them sales.

[sortie]

lmao @ thread title
There are some sponsors that will give you members access to snatch all the full length vids you want as long as you bring them sales.

I assumed that was possible but have never had a sponsor come out and say it
was ok.

But I'm also interested in the sponsor hosting it if possible.

[halfpint]

Not full length but VIDZ have 3-5 min vids for tubeys

[sortie]

Not full length but VIDZ have 3-5 min vids for tubeys

I need full length and bandwidth.

I'm greedy.

[Loch]

If you are not paying for the BW then why would a sponsor do this?
Its an easy system to setup if one knows what and how to do it ofcourse....

Why give the add revenue away if they can spend 1k to get everything themselves?

[sortie]

If you are not paying for the BW then why would a sponsor do this?
Its an easy system to setup if one knows what and how to do it ofcourse....

Why give the add revenue away if they can spend 1k to get everything themselves?

I'm absolutely sure that my main sponsor would host all my websites and still pay me
the same money for sign ups as long as I only promote them.

End of story on that.

The only question here is if they will still do that while allowing me full length movies.

[Iron Fist]

I've even offered to host the full length vids on my tube site, and sponsors just get scared and say NO every time.

Good luck with finding someone legitimately willing to do this... i've tried, and everyone wants to just release 3-5 min FLVs. No more.

[CaptainHowdy]

I need full length and bandwidth.

I'm greedy.

Don't do it... the Dark side is GAY!

[Amputate Your Head]

that is a really horrible site dude....

[HandballJim]

I like that flash player you made and I am sure many sponsors would also.

[Miguel]

Good luck finding stupud sponsors :-)

[sortie]

that is a really horrible site dude....

Yeah, but probably not as horrible as your reading is.

[alias]

I love ni gg ers!

[mmcfadden]

Yeah, but probably not as horrible as your reading is.

do you still own that flash game you created?

[sortie]

I like that flash player you made and I am sure many sponsors would also.

It's still a "prototype" but I think it has potential.
I could dress it up with custom graphics from a sponsor and the affiliate would
only need to paste the embed code on their site.

The thumbs are kind of blurry because they are pulled from each sponsor and
resized in flash, which does not do that great of a job resizing jpegs.
But if the thumbs are the exact size as set in the player they come out great.

[sortie]

do you still own that flash game you created?

Yes, of course. I will always own my own code; unless someone is willing to
buy it out as exclusive.

[papill0n]

ummm ok and what do you offer in return for all your demands?

20+ sales a day ?

[mmcfadden]

Yes, of course. I will always own my own code; unless someone is willing to
buy it out as exclusive.

i already said i wanted to buy it... you need to name your price.

mmcfadden |at| vstrippoker dot com

[sortie]

I love ni gg ers!

Do you blow them on the first date or just take anal?

[sortie]

i already said i wanted to buy it... you need to name your price.

mmcfadden |at| vstrippoker dot com

I will send an email in a little while.

[2012]

Don't do it... the Dark side is GAY!

[seeandsee]

talk to big tubes :D

[arock10]

me too plz

[Porko]

nice avatar

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